Hey all!

"My family is strong in the Spork..."

"Now let's spork this thing and go home!"

Leia: you half-witted, spork-lookin', nerf-herder...

Han: Who's spork-lookin'?
Chewie: [making crunchy, spork-breaking sounds]

Han: Laugh it up spork-ball! You didn't see us at the Victoria's Secret, she expresed her true sporks for me...

OKAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!

Let them out of their cages, and this is what they do!

Sporks, indeed.

Derth, you arise naked from a clamshell every morning?

Can we watch?

If you will not turn, then you will be sporked.

You can watch if you have the right password.

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Is the password "Fidelio?"

Nah, the password is... DiCaprio! [face_shocked]

*throws arms up in a pitiful defense* I'm only kidding!! Don't hurt me!!!!

SPORK - The other white meat.

*Bites Eva*

I could have done worse...I could have brought out the whip...trust me, you don't want the whip!

LOL Sapient.

"Spork, it's what's used for dinner."

>I could have done worse...I could have brought out the whip...trust me, you don't want the whip! <

You obviously don't know me very well.

Hey Derth,
Any clues as to what that password might be??? ?

Is it truly that important to have the password?

Okay, I take cash, fair enough?

Monopoly money alright?

You ask me (you didn't, but ), the password may be sex change...

"Everything revolves around a certain point of spork."

Emperor to Luke: ?You want this spork don't you. Use it against me. I am utensilless. Spork me with all your hatred and your journey with the spork will be complete.?

"I will be watching your spork with great interest."

"I'm a spork, like my father before me."

"So be it spork."

Hey Derth,

What can you offer if I offer up my credit card????

We can't spork that mayonnaise out of the jar, the opening is too small.

Sure we can, I used to spork peanut butter back home and it was only a few centimeter's wide.

Saruman_The_Ecru? Why are you here? Use your normal username, cause I didn't bring any of my socks here.....yet

Wow! This is the longest thread I've ever started! Thank you bored people at work!

"Only now do you realize the power of the spork side..."

That blast came from the Spork Star! That spork's operational!!!

What is the Spork? The Spork is what gives a Jedi his power. It binds us, it penetrates us, it holds the universe together....

But sir! No one worries about upsetting a spork. That's because spork's don't pull people arms out of their sockets when they lose... plates are known to do that.

If you will not be turned to the Spork Side, then perhaps she will. NOOOO!!!!!!

Sporky-day! Mesa back!