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"I sense much spork in him."
"Are you brain-dead?"
"The ability to spork does not make one intelligent."
Tell them to free us or you will get angry and use your spork.
Han: Why don't you use your utensilled influence and try to get us out of here.
C3PO: But sir, that just wouldn't be proper.
Han: Wouldn't be proper?
C3PO: Yes, it is against my programming to impersonate a spork!
Look at the size of that Spork!
All Spork's report in...
Spork 5 standing by...
Lock Sporks in attack position...
Spork accepted, Captain Needa.
Obi-Wan: Master how do you think the Dishwashers will approach this?
Qui-Gon: I know these dishwasher-types they are under-powered, the sporks will be short.
Obi-wan: You were right about one thing Master, the sporks were short.
Yoda: Always two there are: a spork and a knife. No more, no less.
Mace: But which one was used for eating? The spork or the knife?
I see you have constructed a new spork. Your skills are complete.
That spork is our last hope... No, there is another.
Qui-Gon: "I've heard about eating with sporks. Very fast, very dangerous."
Anakin: "I'm the only human that can spork."
Qui-Gon: "Then you must have spork reflexes."
Remember....the Spork will be with you....always.
That wizard's just a crazy old spork, he died about the same time as your father.
I've lost Artoo! Bwee-ooh-spork!
Perhaps you'd like it better back in your cell, your Sporkness.
This is Spork madness! We're DOOMED!!
We were made to spork. It is our lot in life.
A long time ago, in a Spork far, far away....
The size of your spork matters not. Judge me by my spork do you? As well you should not. For my ally is the spork, and a powerful ally it is.
"You're making fun of me!"
"Oh no, I'd be much to frightened to tease a spork."
"It must be difficult having sworn your life to the Jedi...not being allowed to do the things you like."
"Or be with the people that I spork."
"Are you allowed to spork? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi."
Waving hand slowly "You don't need to see our sporks. These aren't the sporks your looking for. Move along."
Good to see you again ErrantVenture (I like your name by the way )
"No! Spork not. Fork... or Spoon... there is no Spork."
Once you use the dark spork, forever will it dominate your destiny.
I don't have anything else, but sporks will do fine...
No they won't...
Sporks WILL do fine...
NO they won't! Whatta you think you are, some kind of cook waving your spork around? I'm a dishwasher, sporks don't work on me only silverware....
It was just before dawn. They came out of nowhere...
"You have any idea who's behind this spork?"
"We will find out who's trying to spork you, Padme. I promise you."
"Escort the spork back to Naboo. She'll be safer there."
Anakin: Are you a spork?
Padme: Excuse me?
Anakin: A spork. I heard sandwich jockeys talking about them. They are said to be the most beautiful things in the whole galaxy.
"I'm out of it for a little while, and everybody's gettin' sporks of grandeur!"
"There is no Spork, only Corkscrew".
(sorry, wrong movie! )
"I spork you."
Anakin: "I came here to spork you."
Obi Wan: "Good job "