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Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by Aragorn327, Feb 17, 2002.

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  1. Luke_Starkiller

    Luke_Starkiller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "I sense much spork in him."
     
  2. DRK_HLMT

    DRK_HLMT Jedi Master star 4

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    "Are you brain-dead?"

    "I spork!"

    "The ability to spork does not make one intelligent."
     
  3. Luke_Starkiller

    Luke_Starkiller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Tell them to free us or you will get angry and use your spork.
     
  4. MuttandSolo

    MuttandSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Han: Why don't you use your utensilled influence and try to get us out of here.

    C3PO: But sir, that just wouldn't be proper.

    Han: Wouldn't be proper?

    C3PO: Yes, it is against my programming to impersonate a spork!
     
  5. Motterman

    Motterman Jedi Master star 2

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    Look at the size of that Spork!

    All Spork's report in...

    Spork 5 standing by...

    Lock Sporks in attack position...

     
  6. Luke_Starkiller

    Luke_Starkiller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Spork accepted, Captain Needa.
     
  7. MuttandSolo

    MuttandSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Obi-Wan: Master how do you think the Dishwashers will approach this?

    Qui-Gon: I know these dishwasher-types they are under-powered, the sporks will be short.

    Later...

    Obi-wan: You were right about one thing Master, the sporks were short.
     
  8. MuttandSolo

    MuttandSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yoda: Always two there are: a spork and a knife. No more, no less.

    Mace: But which one was used for eating? The spork or the knife?
     
  9. Luke_Starkiller

    Luke_Starkiller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I see you have constructed a new spork. Your skills are complete.
     
  10. Motterman

    Motterman Jedi Master star 2

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    That spork is our last hope... No, there is another.

     
  11. DRK_HLMT

    DRK_HLMT Jedi Master star 4

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    Qui-Gon: "I've heard about eating with sporks. Very fast, very dangerous."

    Anakin: "I'm the only human that can spork."

    Qui-Gon: "Then you must have spork reflexes."
     
  12. Motterman

    Motterman Jedi Master star 2

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    Remember....the Spork will be with you....always.

    That wizard's just a crazy old spork, he died about the same time as your father.

    I've lost Artoo! Bwee-ooh-spork!

    Perhaps you'd like it better back in your cell, your Sporkness.

     
  13. DRK_HLMT

    DRK_HLMT Jedi Master star 4

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    This is Spork madness! We're DOOMED!!

    We were made to spork. It is our lot in life.
     
  14. Motterman

    Motterman Jedi Master star 2

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    A long time ago, in a Spork far, far away....
     
  15. ErrantVenture

    ErrantVenture Jedi Youngling

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    The size of your spork matters not. Judge me by my spork do you? As well you should not. For my ally is the spork, and a powerful ally it is.
     
  16. Eva_Pilot04

    Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Knight star 7

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    "You're making fun of me!"

    "Oh no, I'd be much to frightened to tease a spork."
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    "It must be difficult having sworn your life to the Jedi...not being allowed to do the things you like."

    "Or be with the people that I spork."

    "Are you allowed to spork? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi."



     
  17. DRK_HLMT

    DRK_HLMT Jedi Master star 4

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    Waving hand slowly "You don't need to see our sporks. These aren't the sporks your looking for. Move along."
     
  18. Eva_Pilot04

    Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Knight star 7

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    Good to see you again ErrantVenture (I like your name by the way :D)

    "No! Spork not. Fork... or Spoon... there is no Spork." ;)
     
  19. DRK_HLMT

    DRK_HLMT Jedi Master star 4

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    Once you use the dark spork, forever will it dominate your destiny.
     
  20. MuttandSolo

    MuttandSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I don't have anything else, but sporks will do fine...

    No they won't...

    Sporks WILL do fine...

    NO they won't! Whatta you think you are, some kind of cook waving your spork around? I'm a dishwasher, sporks don't work on me only silverware....
     
  21. Eva_Pilot04

    Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Knight star 7

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    It was just before dawn. They came out of nowhere...

    "You have any idea who's behind this spork?"

    "We will find out who's trying to spork you, Padme. I promise you."

    "Escort the spork back to Naboo. She'll be safer there." ;)
     
  22. DRK_HLMT

    DRK_HLMT Jedi Master star 4

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    Anakin: Are you a spork?

    Padme: Excuse me?

    Anakin: A spork. I heard sandwich jockeys talking about them. They are said to be the most beautiful things in the whole galaxy.


     
  23. DerthNader

    DerthNader Jedi Knight star 5

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    Feb 25, 2001
    "I'm out of it for a little while, and everybody's gettin' sporks of grandeur!"

    "There is no Spork, only Corkscrew".
    (sorry, wrong movie! :D)
     
  24. Luke_Starkiller

    Luke_Starkiller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "I spork you."
    "I know."
     
  25. Eva_Pilot04

    Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Knight star 7

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    Anakin: "I came here to spork you."

    Obi Wan: "Good job [face_plain]"

    :D :D
     
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