Mary Hey all!

Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by Aragorn327, Feb 17, 2002.

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  1. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    "I sense much spork in him."
  2. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Dec 7, 2001
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    "Are you brain-dead?"

    "I spork!"

    "The ability to spork does not make one intelligent."
  3. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    Tell them to free us or you will get angry and use your spork.
  4. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Feb 1, 2002
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    Han: Why don't you use your utensilled influence and try to get us out of here.

    C3PO: But sir, that just wouldn't be proper.

    Han: Wouldn't be proper?

    C3PO: Yes, it is against my programming to impersonate a spork!
  5. Motterman Force Ghost

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    Dec 22, 2000
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    Look at the size of that Spork!

    All Spork's report in...

    Spork 5 standing by...

    Lock Sporks in attack position...

  6. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    Spork accepted, Captain Needa.
  7. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Obi-Wan: Master how do you think the Dishwashers will approach this?

    Qui-Gon: I know these dishwasher-types they are under-powered, the sporks will be short.

    Later...

    Obi-wan: You were right about one thing Master, the sporks were short.
  8. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Feb 1, 2002
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    Yoda: Always two there are: a spork and a knife. No more, no less.

    Mace: But which one was used for eating? The spork or the knife?
  9. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    I see you have constructed a new spork. Your skills are complete.
  10. Motterman Force Ghost

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    That spork is our last hope... No, there is another.

  11. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Qui-Gon: "I've heard about eating with sporks. Very fast, very dangerous."

    Anakin: "I'm the only human that can spork."

    Qui-Gon: "Then you must have spork reflexes."
  12. Motterman Force Ghost

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    Dec 22, 2000
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    Remember....the Spork will be with you....always.

    That wizard's just a crazy old spork, he died about the same time as your father.

    I've lost Artoo! Bwee-ooh-spork!

    Perhaps you'd like it better back in your cell, your Sporkness.

  13. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Dec 7, 2001
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    This is Spork madness! We're DOOMED!!

    We were made to spork. It is our lot in life.
  14. Motterman Force Ghost

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    Dec 22, 2000
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    A long time ago, in a Spork far, far away....
  15. ErrantVenture Jedi Knight

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    Feb 11, 2002
    The size of your spork matters not. Judge me by my spork do you? As well you should not. For my ally is the spork, and a powerful ally it is.
  16. Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 15, 2001
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    "You're making fun of me!"

    "Oh no, I'd be much to frightened to tease a spork."
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    "It must be difficult having sworn your life to the Jedi...not being allowed to do the things you like."

    "Or be with the people that I spork."

    "Are you allowed to spork? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi."



  17. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Waving hand slowly "You don't need to see our sporks. These aren't the sporks your looking for. Move along."
  18. Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Grand Master

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    Good to see you again ErrantVenture (I like your name by the way :D)

    "No! Spork not. Fork... or Spoon... there is no Spork." ;)
  19. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Once you use the dark spork, forever will it dominate your destiny.
  20. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Feb 1, 2002
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    I don't have anything else, but sporks will do fine...

    No they won't...

    Sporks WILL do fine...

    NO they won't! Whatta you think you are, some kind of cook waving your spork around? I'm a dishwasher, sporks don't work on me only silverware....
  21. Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 15, 2001
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    It was just before dawn. They came out of nowhere...

    "You have any idea who's behind this spork?"

    "We will find out who's trying to spork you, Padme. I promise you."

    "Escort the spork back to Naboo. She'll be safer there." ;)
  22. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Dec 7, 2001
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    Anakin: Are you a spork?

    Padme: Excuse me?

    Anakin: A spork. I heard sandwich jockeys talking about them. They are said to be the most beautiful things in the whole galaxy.


  23. DerthNader Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 25, 2001
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    "I'm out of it for a little while, and everybody's gettin' sporks of grandeur!"

    "There is no Spork, only Corkscrew".
    (sorry, wrong movie! :D)
  24. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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  25. Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 15, 2001
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    Anakin: "I came here to spork you."

    Obi Wan: "Good job [face_plain]"

    :D :D
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