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Discussion in 'Maryland' started by Aragorn327, Feb 17, 2002.

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  1. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Dec 7, 2001
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    Soon we will reveal our sporks to the Jedi. Soon we will have our revenge.
  2. Mogook Jedi Master

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    Nov 14, 2001
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    "This sa gonna be messy, me not sporkin."
  3. Lolipon Jedi Knight

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    Aug 28, 1999
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    I had no idea "spork" could be used in so many ways. ;)

    "Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Spork and his friends. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice. But I warn you not to underestimate my spork!"
  4. Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 15, 2001
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    "I'm a spork and my name is Anakin!"

    Sorry if that's already been done. ;)
  5. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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  6. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Feb 1, 2002
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    Luke, search your spork, you know it be true!
  7. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    "Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough."

    "What is it?"

    "It is your fathers Spork."

    "WoW! Golly Gee! Jeepers!!" - Homage to Hardware Wars, which should have had a spork in it.

  8. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Apparently, there's over 100 ways to use Spork in a Star Wars line.

    I can't think of anymore without recycling one's we've already used...
  9. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Vader: Did your men deactivated the spork on the Millennium hamburger with the olive next to it?
  10. Mogook Jedi Master

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    "Sporks, we don't use their kind here."
  11. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Hehe. This has officially been the longest thread on this board. I don't know what we would have done if it weren't for Aragorn327 posting here! :D

    Oh yeah,

    Obi-Wan and Luke on the Falcon:

    Obi-Wan groans and falls back.

    Luke: What is it Ben?

    Ob-Wan: It feels like a million sporks were broken all at once and were suddenly silenced, or maybe just a bad headache.

  12. Motterman Force Ghost

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    You came in that spork? You're crazier than I thought!

    Live long and prosper. - Mr. Spork

    My father wasn't a starpilot, he was a navigator on a spork-freighter....

    Mos Eisley spacespork. You will never find a more wretched hive of tea and crumpets....

  13. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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    "Help us, Obi Wan Kenobi, you're our only spork."
  14. DerthNader Jedi Grand Master

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    "The Force can have a strong influence on the spork-minded".

    Bleep-bleep-spork! (Said by R5-D4 just before he popped his pingy [motivator])
  15. Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Grand Master

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    "They're sporking us?? How could they be sporking us if they don't know we're coming... All sporks, break off!" ;)
  16. Motterman Force Ghost

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    Dec 22, 2000
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    The spork you refer to will soon be back in our hands...

    You must go to the Dagobah system, there you will learn from Yoda, the Spork Master who instructed me...

    Star Wars: A New Spork
    Star Wars: The Spork Strikes Back
    Star Wars: Return of the Spork
    Star Wars: The Phantom Spork
    Star Wars: Attack of the Sporks

    Good, I can feel the spork flowing through you....
  17. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Well I can see that the second official FanForce meeting is going to be sponsored by Spork! its what you use for dinner.

    Chewie: Spooooork!

    Han: Hey I don't get it. Its just a dead spork

    Luke: Chewie! No, wait!

    Han: Great. Nice work Chewie always thinking with your spork

    Luke: Can we just figure out a way out of here. Han can you reach my spork?

    Han: Yeah, sure....
  18. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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    Spork, its what you get at your finer KFC's :D


    "You'll find that many of the foods we eat cling to a certain point on sporks."
  19. Mogook Jedi Master

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    Qui-Gon and Watto discuss the podrace bet:

    "The spork is good, no doubts there. But the fork is gonna be used me thinks."

    "And why do you say that?"

    "The fork is always used!"
  20. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Spork-fed! SPORK-FED!?!?! Where???
  21. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Neimodians talking with Sidious:

    Sidious: Begin the sporking.

    Neimodians looking at their spork: Is this spork Legal?

    Sidious: I will make it legal.
  22. ErrantVenture Jedi Knight

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    Feb 11, 2002
    I don't know if this one was done:
    Amidala: I will not condone a course of action that will lead my people to sporks.

    and

    Vader: The Emperor has been most displeased with you progress on the Death Spork.
    Imperial officer: We will redouble our efforts.
    Vader: I hope so, for your sake, Commander. The Emperor does not have as many sporks as I do.
  23. DerthNader Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 25, 2001
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    "Sporks. Why did it have to be sporks?"

    (There, I threw in an Indy. Does that help? :D).
  24. Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Grand Master

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    X never marks the spork! ;)
  25. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Feb 1, 2002
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    What is this drawing?

    The Spork of the Covenant.

    Are you sure?

    Pretty sure...
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