JCC HEY AUSTRALIA

Approved.

 

Can't. Here's why:

"During that time, on the 16th and the 17th, the sick person was part of an Oasis Bible Tour group that went to the Met."

They're not going to listen to any form of reason. Ever.

 

Hey Australian cricketers, stop being cheating ****heads

 

I heard about that , disgraceful !

 

The phrase is "when in Rome, do as the Romans do", not when in Sarf Efrica do as the yarpies do.

Seriously, mustn't. Quite wrong.

 

And the English cricket team is still *****.

 

No doubt the Aussies cheated in the last Ashes and got away with it. Therefore England should be awarded the series.

 

Aussie cricketers turn out to be a bunch of cheating cry-babies - Who knew! Who knew!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/43580069

There's only one thing worse than being a cheat, it's whining and crying about it when your found out!

#manup

@Ender Sai

 

Send him to the penal colonies....oh wait

 

He...cried?

 

Decided to copy Bob Hawke.

 

Now the coach has been too...

https://news.sky.com/story/devastat...steve-smith-cries-at-news-conference-11307929

To be honest the extreme heightened emotional state that these Aussie's are in is far more reminiscent over the overly emotional way our American friends might behave.

@Ender Sai must be deeply embarrassed to see his fellow countrymen reduced to crying, emotional wrecks in from of the worlds media like this...

 

Very unusual for @Ender Sai to having nothing to say for himself?

Don't think he wants to talk about it!

 

Well, given what's happened, I'm sure he'll reappear after he's had a good cry.

 

Look, we were in South Africa. The saying is, "when in Rome...", so we did as the South Africans would do and cheated. It was a silly mistake, but don't go confusing yourselves with a cricketing nation just yet England.

 

I long for the day when I don't look at the main page of the Sydney Morning Herald and see the top 5 headlines cluttered with cricket. I mean, there are major protests (or riots, depending on your POV) in Gaza with people being shot, but let's talk some more about applying sandpaper to a ball.

 

Reads so much better when you imagine Alf Stewart delivering this through floods of tears.

 

And another Flamin' Mongrel's been

https://news.sky.com/story/tearful-warner-apologises-for-ball-tampering-11310659

Famin' Galah

 

I secretly have a soft spot for Australians, especially when they get drunk and hurl abuse at Kiwi's, but they need to stop crying in public. It is very American and I worry about the future of my favourite colony.

 

ITT we turn serious as @Jabba-wocky asks about mistreatment of First Australians.