Chic, IL Hey look, it's that guy who won a date with that model!

That's right all, I've come home to roost.

You're now looking at an official resident of Chicago, and thus an official member of Chicago's wonderful fan force.

Good to be back, amongst my friends.

 

Hi! It's been a while, but hey, Chicago is the place to be.

 

Date with a model?

Model 5 Finger 2000?

Seriously...what are you talking about? I must have slept through that.

 

Wow, you went on a date with the model? Does Dan know? He must be furiuos.

 

No, actually Bosh is furious. Hehe!

 

Hey, you win some, you lose some. I guess it was just my time to win some.

 

Here's what you slept through Goat.

Who you gonna call?

Lothos is on the left...He won the date. But Bosh was smiling anyway after pics like this.

 

I saw you dudes in the lobby of WW. That was a pretty sweet proton pack if memory serves.

Gratz on the date!

 

"That was a pretty sweet proton pack if memory serves."


Yeah, and about as real as the Force.

 

Holy cow! It wasn't real!? Man, I thought he had built a working backpack-sized proton accelerator and brought it to the con.

Oh, that's right, if he had done that, he wouldn't be at the con, he'd be in Stockholm picking up his Nobel Prize.

Sheesh.

 

Well, we had to leave the real ones at the station. We never bring the working ones into a large pubilc gathering like that unless were on call, too many things could go wrong, and I realy don't feel like explaining to the mayor why he had an unlicensed nuclear accelerator expolde in his convention center.

 

Alright, I'm a fool. (Yes, nothing new, I know.)

I thought goat's comment was yet another code word for "boobies," and that he was referring to the nice "proton pack" of the model. And so I was commenting on the real/fake nature of her "proton pack", if you take my meaning.

Having never seen Ghostbusters, I didn't know that it was something from the film.

ATTN: I'm not trying to insult anyone's costume! You may now commence laughing at and ridiculing me.

 

" Having never seen Ghostbusters"

WHAT?!?!!? and you call yourself a film student.

 

We are going to have to go to Sithy's dorm, and force him to sit down and watch Ghostbusters and some Batman the Animated Series, it's just to sad to see his gaps in knowledge, I can barely stand it anymore.

Sithy, if I asked you, "Who you gonna call?" would you not know the answer? (Dr. Smith Voice)Oh, the pain, the agony!(/Dr. Smith Voice)

(And if you don't get that reference...)

 

OK, the Batman thing we barely let slide. Now "Ghostbusters". What's next? Never seen "Lord of the Rings"?

Turn in your geek card, buddy. Go live with the normal people.

 

Yeah no kidding. We're voting you off geek island.

 

Totally. Pack your things and leave.

And take your copy of the director's cut of Fried Green Tomatoes with you, loser.

 

Okay, okay, I saw about 5 minutes of it (total-- I kept looking away and talking to other people) at the 2003 CF BBQ.

Oh, and I just saw Alien/Aliens for the first time in like September. I also saw Predator then; it sucked. Hell, I just realized I haven't seen a lot of sci-fi films. I haven't seen Blade or Terminator 1 or Batman or 2001: A Space Odyssey, or... Okay, I'd better stop listing these before I get in more trouble.


\\ turns in Geek Card

\\ drops out of film school

\\ cries

 

The first step to recognizing you have a problem is admitting it.

 

*Takes sithy's plate from the table*

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Sithy you're dead to us. *Throws the plate into the fire*

 

Joe Schmoe ruled! At least the first one did.