JCC Hipsters

Do hipsters have conventional jobs or just some weird ultra hip job at a coffee store or a job running their own website?

if they can't find an ultra hip job and do not have the know-how to create their own cool job, then they work conventional jobs. some even work office jobs! offices that have cubicles!

Do they have a native environment that has been studied by scientists?

they have native environments, but i do not think scientists have studied them. i think scientists typically have more important things to work on. but i could be wrong about that.

Is Waldo a hipster?

But do they love all the Burzums and the Robocops?

there are some dudes there that like metal as well, so yes they like all the burzums but they are not able to as easily dismiss/ignore the implications of enjoying the burzums (his philosophies etc). so there is a quandary there. as for robocops, doesn't everyone love robocops?

Kendra must be knee deep in unbathed youngsters quoting Bukowski. I think she has a right to be fed up. Now let's just all settle down and discuss this rationally over a cup of kava and a butterscotch hooka. Totes.

beez, by waldo i assume you mean the where's waldo guy. provisionally, i would say there is a good chance he is. this is because of the manner in which he dresses (though this could also point to a simple 'eurotrashiness'), and the fact that he likes to get lost in obscure places. however, on that last point, the fact that he likes to get lost in obscure places that are jam packed with people that are also visiting those obscure places undercuts his potential hipster-ness. hipsters generally like to visit obscure places that NO-ONE ELSE GOES TO. or at the very least, that only a small number of people (hipsters, ideally) go to. beyond that, we simply do not know much about the man - his attitudes, what he's into, his philosophies etc. but again, there is a very good chance.

I dunno what the rules are to posting videos with swear words in them, but us Brits also suffer from the Hipster scourge. We even made a song:

which do you brits have more of? chavs or hipsters?

Well Essex is like 90% chav, so I'd say chavs, innit?

And I seem to recall some mods did not like the Robocops.

oh well i wasn't including those mods under the everyone blanket.

Is that because in not liking Robocop, they have no soul and thus you can't call them people?

i do not think so. i think i just forgot to include them!

I like Robocop. This is common knowledge. Like Gravity's Rainbow. 'Cause everybody's read Pynchon...sheesh...

It's this book called V. It's kind of obscure, you've probably never heard of it.

Still more chavs, I think. Though the worrying thing is they're started to merge and become 'Chavsters'.

It's truly terrifying.

V is for vagina. Being launched from one is so pedestrian. I had a bilateral aqua zen tansition fron utero to atmosphere. You wouldn't understand.

Chavsters... ugh. Horrible.

So what, the Lacoste polos get tighter? and more second hand?

Size xs Lacoste polos are extremely rare because the original owners were fat over indulged bougies who ate way too many brunch buffets and read Ayn Rand.

The current actor who plays the Doctor on Doctor Who is a hipster, or at least dresses like one most of the time.

No he doesn't.

"I'm from Gallifrey. It's a pretty obscure planet, you've probably never heard of it."

haha, what? You're silly.