JCC HLAS Sock Auction House (place a bid)

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Welcome to the HLAS Sock Auction House! I am your host and auctioneer HookLineAndSinker. This is the moderator approved event where socks are up for sale! Why am I doing this you ask? I'm insane. That and before the boards vanish forever on March 21st in some horrible unforeseen mechanical glitch, I wanted to dump my goods. YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU. Or can you? Who knows! How ya doing?!?

Here's how it works. I'll start the bidding off on item number one and we continue until I become biased towards a bid placed and bang my gavel! Sound fair? Sound unfair? Sound of Music? Upon receiving payment, I shall hand over the password of the sock via pm after changing the email address to the desired location the new owner wishes. I will then inform the mods of the new owner and that's that! This is the real deal folks!





Item #1 (of 5) of the HookLineAndSinker Collection

Austin_Danger_Powers

Description: Registered on July 4th, 2003 this sock was created by me while I was on an Austin Powers high. It's in mint condition as you can see. No posts to its name. No private messages. No user notes. No nothing! Just think of how good you'll look on Halloween with this vintage piece.





I will start the bidding off at 1 llama! Do I hear 1 llama!?!?

P.S. You can up the stakes with 2 llamas or go with 1 llama and something else. It's your call. Let's make a deal.

 

Dolly-llama

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Holding out for Eeth-my-Moth.

 

Dani came up with the best one.... Eeth-my-KOWNT

From here

 

That item is not part of the HLAS collection.



Current bid is the Dolly llama. Do I hear Dolly llama and an eggsplanation for this murder?

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eggravated assault

 

I'll bid one dirty snot rag.

 

Depends on the snot rag. Did it belong to someone famous?

 

i'll bid 7 slightly damaged rupees, and a half order of mcdonalds french fries.

 

Ew, McDonalds french fries? Can't we do better than that? You're competing against the Dolly llama.

 

*bangs gavel*

harpuah's bid has been accepted


She is now the proud owner of the Austin_Danger_Powers sock. I shall make the proper arrangements via pm.

 

Item #2 of the HookLineAndSinker Collection


Tarfful_ate_my_baby


Description: Created in the summer of 2004, this unique sock is in mint condition. Tarfful of course is the rather large Wookie from Episode 3 that accompanies Yoda and Chewbacca on Kashyyyk and the baby is...Meryl Streep's?



I will start the bidding at one creatively designed Lite Brite. Do I hear one creatively designed Lite Brite?

 

Several creatively designed lite brites gathered together on a wall and grooving with a pict.

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How about fistfulls of loose change stored in three unwashed socks?

 

Holy **** that's cool. You've just inspired another art project to add to my ever-growing stack of unfinished projects.

 

You'll have to do better than that to compete with harpuah. Do the unwashed socks belong to a celebrity? The celebrity factor counts.