JCC HLAS Sock Auction House (place a bid)

Discussion in 'Community' started by HL&S, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. HL&S Magistrate Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Oct 30, 2001
    star 6
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    Welcome to the HLAS Sock Auction House! I am your host and auctioneer HookLineAndSinker. This is the moderator approved event where socks are up for sale! Why am I doing this you ask? I'm insane. That and before the boards vanish forever on March 21st in some horrible unforeseen mechanical glitch, I wanted to dump my goods. YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU. Or can you? Who knows! How ya doing?!?

    Here's how it works. I'll start the bidding off on item number one and we continue until I become biased towards a bid placed and bang my gavel! Sound fair? Sound unfair? Sound of Music? Upon receiving payment, I shall hand over the password of the sock via pm after changing the email address to the desired location the new owner wishes. I will then inform the mods of the new owner and that's that! This is the real deal folks!





    Item #1 (of 5) of the HookLineAndSinker Collection

    Austin_Danger_Powers

    Description: Registered on July 4th, 2003 this sock was created by me while I was on an Austin Powers high. It's in mint condition as you can see. No posts to its name. No private messages. No user notes. No nothing! Just think of how good you'll look on Halloween with this vintage piece.





    I will start the bidding off at 1 llama! Do I hear 1 llama!?!?

    P.S. You can up the stakes with 2 llamas or go with 1 llama and something else. It's your call. Let's make a deal.

  2. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 8

    Dolly-llama

    [image=http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/529c1fe7-6674-4c3d-8e29-1eeb344f5172.jpg]
  3. VinniePIG Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Dec 17, 2000
    star 1
    Holding out for Eeth-my-Moth.
  4. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 8
    Dani came up with the best one.... Eeth-my-KOWNT

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  5. HL&S Magistrate Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Oct 30, 2001
    star 6

    That item is not part of the HLAS collection.



    Current bid is the Dolly llama. Do I hear Dolly llama and an eggsplanation for this murder?

    [image=http://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Amazing/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography/Funny-and-Clever-Egg-Photography-2.jpg]
  6. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 8
    eggravated assault
  7. darth_gersh Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2005
    star 6
    I'll bid one dirty snot rag.
  8. HL&S Magistrate Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Oct 30, 2001
    star 6
    Depends on the snot rag. Did it belong to someone famous?
  9. jacktherack Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 2008
    star 4
    i'll bid 7 slightly damaged rupees, and a half order of mcdonalds french fries.
  10. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jul 7, 2000
    star 9
    I've seen scarier things, but not by much.
  11. HL&S Magistrate Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Oct 30, 2001
    star 6
    Ew, McDonalds french fries? Can't we do better than that? You're competing against the Dolly llama.
  12. HL&S Magistrate Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Oct 30, 2001
    star 6
    *bangs gavel*

    harpuah's bid has been accepted


    She is now the proud owner of the Austin_Danger_Powers sock. I shall make the proper arrangements via pm.


  13. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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  14. HL&S Magistrate Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Oct 30, 2001
    star 6
    Item #2 of the HookLineAndSinker Collection


    Tarfful_ate_my_baby


    Description: Created in the summer of 2004, this unique sock is in mint condition. Tarfful of course is the rather large Wookie from Episode 3 that accompanies Yoda and Chewbacca on Kashyyyk and the baby is...Meryl Streep's?



    I will start the bidding at one creatively designed Lite Brite. Do I hear one creatively designed Lite Brite?

  15. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 8
    Several creatively designed lite brites gathered together on a wall and grooving with a pict.

    [image=http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/harpuah/lite-brite-artwork.jpg]
  16. darthhelinith Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 10, 2009
    star 5
    How about fistfulls of loose change stored in three unwashed socks?
  17. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    Holy **** that's cool. You've just inspired another art project to add to my ever-growing stack of unfinished projects.

  18. HL&S Magistrate Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Oct 30, 2001
    star 6
    You'll have to do better than that to compete with harpuah. Do the unwashed socks belong to a celebrity? The celebrity factor counts.