[link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHa_9OYNgPQ]Theme Music[/link] Welcome to the HLAS Sock Auction House! I am your host and auctioneer HookLineAndSinker. This is the moderator approved event where socks are up for sale! Why am I doing this you ask? I'm insane. That and before the boards vanish forever on March 21st in some horrible unforeseen mechanical glitch, I wanted to dump my goods. YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU. Or can you? Who knows! How ya doing?!? Here's how it works. I'll start the bidding off on item number one and we continue until I become biased towards a bid placed and bang my gavel! Sound fair? Sound unfair? Sound of Music? Upon receiving payment, I shall hand over the password of the sock via pm after changing the email address to the desired location the new owner wishes. I will then inform the mods of the new owner and that's that! This is the real deal folks! Item #1 (of 5) of the HookLineAndSinker Collection [link=http://boards.theforce.net/UserPages/Profile.aspx?user=Austin_Danger_Powers]Austin_Danger_Powers[/link] Description: Registered on July 4th, 2003 this sock was created by me while I was on an Austin Powers high. It's in mint condition as you can see. No posts to its name. No private messages. No user notes. No nothing! Just think of how good you'll look on Halloween with this vintage piece. I will start the bidding off at 1 llama! Do I hear 1 llama!?!? P.S. You can up the stakes with 2 llamas or go with 1 llama and something else. It's your call. Let's make a deal.