JCC holiday clean, decent and innocent rpg thread

*lays next to fireplace and admires yule log*

do you think santa will come this year?

 

We have chairs available, you know.

 

MAKES EGGNOG for Tom....IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

 

Oooh, look it's snowing. We should take this to the outdoor jacuzzi.

 

tom, I think he will. After all, you've been good this year. For some people, it will be a sad and desolate day, like that Jabba-wocky fellow. But they have been wicked and Santa knows this.

 

I need to wrap my gift.

 

I need ice for my glass of Christmas whiskey.

 

I thought you preferred those who lay on the floor?

 

log lol

 

*freezes to death outside*

 

duende, we don't pay you stand around freezing to death. Stable some horses!

 

??? but my contract said that i was to freeze to death, and that i would be paid shortly thereafter!

 

I thought you found lying on the ground admirable. Don't we have an entire thread about this?

EDIT: Oh, JP already made this post

 

post lol

 

Laying on the floor is sleeping. He is awake.

 

We need some awful Christmas music.

 

i was awake but then i fell asleep. wocky do you only find it admirable when people fall asleep while standing up and then collapse on the floor?

 

*declares pizza due to burnt cookies*

 

People who collapse on the floor are either idiots, ill, or cruelly over-worked. It is only to be celebrated in the rarest of circumstances. Otherwise, it is not at all respectable. No one should force you to sleep in the floor. It should be a choice. A positive affirmation.

 

then what could be more admirable than curling up on the floor by the fire on christmas and drifting off to dreamland while thinking about santa?

 

Santa Claus does not exist. Superstition is not honorable.

That besides, you were socializing on the floor, not trying to drift off to sleep.

 

but it's a slumber party. and wtf did you just say about santa?!