I can see it now: A man and his wife are just mewly married. They move into a nice big house with a white picket fence, a nice car, and plenty of money. Their beliefs are somewhere between Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson. Next door are two men, now they might be gay and they might not be. And then that fateful day arrives: they see their two make neighbors kissing and not just kissing, but married and kissing and gay!. Oh, it's revolting. The husband, not sure if he should be merely disgusted or murdering them goes upstairs, beats his wife, then files for a divorce saying it was a meaningless thing now that two ***s are married and kissing in front of them. And thus gay marriage has ruined another happy marriage. And it's real, folks. It's happening all across the US. Dun dun duuuun! Ahem...but yeah, I'm pretty sure that thought (sans spousal abuse) is what goes through their heads every day.