Honest Bender's Sci-Fi / Fantasy Crimewave!!!

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  1. VadersLaMent Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
    "Shoo little dinosaur! Shoo!", says Bender. "Hey buddy, what's with the can?"
    "It's uh, dinosaur DNA."
    "Oh, got enough of that where I'm from with all the dino rides and such. But I never had a fatman before."
    With that, Deniss Nedry is stuffed into Bender's swag.

    PUHWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

    bender sits up after a harsg landing to find himself in a large room filled with bodies in tanks circling the room. There is a view of a small star just outside the massive window. In the middle of the room a guy dressed in red with his lower jaw made of metal is speaking with some guy dressed in white. Bender can barely make out what they are saying..."Starforge"..."The Force"..."Darkside"..."Lightside"..."Malak"..."Revan"...blah blah blah...

    Bender's Swag List

    Smeagol
    White Witch's Gown
    Nessus the Puppeteer
    One of T'Pol's eyebrows
    Skeleton of Tom Riddle, Senior
    Doc Brown's hoverboard
    Conan's sword
    Ziggy
    Quinn's Mum's purse
    Holy Grail
    Frodo Baggins
    Predator's Self Destruct System
    That kid's bike from ET
    Dr. Zaius
    Dennis Nedry


  2. Jedi_Master_Conor Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2005
    star 6
    Bender: "This is my star forge! Bender proceeds to throw the star forge into his
    bag of swag.

    Bender's Swag List

    Smeagol
    White Witch's Gown
    Nessus the Puppeteer
    One of T'Pol's eyebrows
    Skeleton of Tom Riddle, Senior
    Doc Brown's hoverboard
    Conan's sword
    Ziggy
    Quinn's Mum's purse
    Holy Grail
    Frodo Baggins
    Predator's Self Destruct System
    That kid's bike from ET
    Dr. Zaius
    Dennis Nedry
    Star Forge

    the time warp then carries drops bender into this corridor with soldiers moving around and a person strapped to a wall with this gooey substance. all of a sudden a creature pops out of the persons chest
  3. Spaceman_Spiff Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 30, 2001
    star 4
    "You're not too big to flush!" Bender says to the hideous creature as it leaps at his face and into his swag bag instead. The timefictionwarp carries him away.

    Bender's Swag List

    Smeagol
    White Witch's Gown
    Nessus the Puppeteer
    One of T'Pol's eyebrows
    Skeleton of Tom Riddle, Senior
    Doc Brown's hoverboard
    Conan's sword
    Ziggy
    Quinn's Mum's purse
    Holy Grail
    Frodo Baggins
    Predator's Self Destruct System
    That kid's bike from ET
    Dr. Zaius
    Dennis Nedry
    Star Forge
    Facehugger Alien

    The warp deposited him on a spaceship. He was facing a human male and a human female, both of whom were wearing black, a little frog-like creature on a floating platform, a menacing-looking alien with tentacles on the back of his head and a very broad nose, a blue-skinned alien woman, and a gray-skinned alien woman.

    The ship shook even as the human male said, "Pilot, who's attacking Moya?"
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