Saga Hook ups and Break ups(Humor Anakin Padme Maul Dooku Yoda etc)

This is a story of Boyfriends and Girl friends between various characters I will post soon!

 

Anakin and Padme have been dating for a long time and are on there 16th date to Naboo.

Chapter 1

Anakinlaughing*I remember when Maul was killed, I was just a little boy.

Padme:So sad remembering the death of Qui-Gon though.

Anakin:Yes,my life would be much different without him.

Padme:Let us get on with our meal.

AnakinTakes a bite of his freshly made meat but spits it out at Padme's face*

PadmeWipes meat of her face looking disgusted*

Anakin(Nervous he will be yelled):Sorry?

Padme:NO SORRY'S THIS TIME!

Anakin:Well you never yelled at me when I killed the Tusken Raiders.

People at restaurant:GASP!!

Padme:I wanted you to kill the Tuskens!!

People:GASP!!GASP!!

Anakin:What about when I killed Jar Jar.

PeopleContinue eating*

Padme:Well...um...I didn't like Jar Jar.

Padme gets up from her chair and walks out but before she can do that Anakin does Force Choke on her.

Anakin:Nice Neck

Padme:You litte tiger when I get *cough* out of your *cough* Choke...I'm...gonna...KILL YOU!!

Anakin lets go of choke and and Padme runs after him but he uses Force Speed and gets away...

 

This is good. I can't wait to see what you do for Obiwan and Yoda, and even Mace. Those are going to extremly funny I know, the force told me so.

 

I will try to post a new one today when I get home from school.