SWRPF Archive Hooper McFinney's Bar & Grille **----~ Old style service; the legend lives on. ~----**

Sigh... what we really need is a WOTH: Bar, Grille, and Lounge: (Jello's Sexy Speedy Speedboat Escape (with meese and kangaroos!)

 

I am Director Kane Lavos. I was first to claim the original Bar and Grille in the name of the Empire, and therefore the claim is by rights mine to invest to whom I please.

But in acknowledging the utter foolishness of trying to even grace the same presence as the divine spirit of Wall8, I have decided that I shall only take over this Bar and Grille once more myself, so as to prevent the arrogant prattle of a certain Emperor from annoying the omnipresent aura that is only a pale reflection of Wall8's true magnificence.

So, I hereby declare the Imperial RPF Bar & Grille, to be under the new management of the New Order, headed by me and my MAJORITY faction of Imperial cohorts.

All in favour, say yay, Jello, feel free to say nay.

Motion is passed. May we all strive to one day bask in the afterglow of Wall8's divine holy spirit.

 

*sigh*

Why do I feel that this place wasn't renovated specifically for me?

 

But it was, my child. Whatever you desire shall be yours.


Protege of Thrawn, know this: There is a one week limit for taking over our Bar & Grille. While we do not care whether you own it, or the tragically flawed Jello does, you must wait one week before taking it over.

However, if you can somehow prove that you know more of our 8 secrets than Jello, you shall get what you wish... and more.

//Admiral Zaarin finds himself lacking feet and turned into a taun-taun.//

 

*reads medicine container*
Objects may appear more edible than they actually are...d'oh!

 

*slinks in after DA ditched the WOTG bar*

 

::struts in::

Why does DA hate us?

 

DA hates no one, do not accuse him of it...

 

::inches slowly away:: Riiiiiiiiiiiight...

 

Nekara walks in and takes a spot at the bar and watches everyone interact with an amused grin

 

::waves at Nekara:: Helloooo!

 

Hello Imperials! Seems that the REBELLION and NEW REPUBLIC squadron social thread was locked so will you welcome some rebels into your fold? I have a question for anyone, how can you merge a squadron from before Yavin with a Squadron from before Thrawn yet after Zsinj. The true problem arrises when you have members who belong to both and are attached to both of the characters they created. I ask anyone for help.

 

*looks in*

You know, i might make more enemies than friends here...my kind of place.

*walks in, and takes a seat*

Lomin Ale, please.

 

Moff Juno Epsilon walked with pride ,to be an Imperial, into the Bar. And looked around.

"hummmm well as long as you have Vodka and Coke I shall find it quite satisfactory. "

With that Juno moved to the closes table sat and waited for his orderto come.

 

*orders another corellian whiskey*

 

Waves back at Lani

"Hey! whats going on?"

 

May this day of glory be known to all as the day Wall8's radiance shone forth onto his unworthy but faithful and holy followers.

I will now - speaking in the ancient glyphs of Wall8's holy word, the language only spoke by the true believers who are able to converse with the higher being, and by the LORD himself.

FHHD WOIR H DIS HEI AL N
SF AFLK
ADF
DKHF DKGH IE L DBN OEJK AL
EFKH RGOH ; ZZ JR ++G SNB G) STKJ
TH SQ PQT
TRH JELLOISADUMBDUMBHEAD JB w
RTWEGESGPOTISCOOL W3RHV QO QR
rtw ot UIOH BGW WE
F AWALL8KNOWSALL.AF A T

Now, since I have just described - in detail - the 8 holy pillars and secrets of Wall8's magnificence - available for a short time only in extra crunch hot and spicy - I shall await the deadline whereupon I and my fellow disciples - the TRUE rulers of this B&G - officially take over.

In the meantime....

Orders a tribe of ewoks to walk in, as they all pick up Jello whilst he is on his throne, and carry him outside as they sing, carrying the frantic Jello into the sunset and beyond......

 

JELLOISADUMBDUMBHEAD


POTISCOOL


mmmm....nice subliminal message, PoT.

 

Mosies on over to Nekara.

"Not much...I got attacked for talking smack...hee hee"

 

POTISCOOL

I don't like your drug reference PoT... not one bit...

 

Nekara looks slightly surprised

"Talking smack? to whom? I say that we go back and show them who they are messing with, you with me?"

 

Curls her hand into a fist.

"Yeah that'd be nice...hehe. Apparently DA has a lot of fans around here. I just mentioned how he has taken a disliking to 'us'."