SWRPF Archive Hooper McFinney's Bar & Grille **----~ Old style service; the legend lives on. ~----**

Nekara Nods slowly

"Ahhhh, I see what you mean now, thats really too bad, can I buy you a drink then?"

 

*rolls her eyes at the commotion but turns to her drink*

 

Sigh... we need a social thread around here...




And so begins the reign of Warmaster Carr over The Yuuzhan Vong RPF Bar & Grille...

 

I don't allow any burning fruit in the Yuuzhan Vong B&G. So there.

 

*enters* *walks* *sits* "give me something that will make me completly wasted!

 

*hands over water mixed with coomb spores*

 

Enters with about every single Imperial from the Imperial Lounge in EUC

Vana Dorja: "Ew, who let the Vong out?"

Capt. Dorja, shrugs

Piett: "Quit making fun of my slippers, you little brat!"

Me: "I didn't do anything!"

Piett: "Yes, you did! You were that Lieutenant that gave EUCNN the holo-recording of me!"

Veers, tries to hold in his laughter: "I dunno, Firmus, pink bunny slippers is rather hysterical." Fails

Piett:

Isard, marks that down in her datapad

Piett, cringes as yet another mark goes in his dossier: "Do you do anything else besides keeping tabs on us?"

Isard: "Yes, I make rebel lives miserable as well."

Me: "You can take me away, Ysanne!"

 

***Stands outside what seems to be an Old bar , though the paint is chipped here and there there is still hope.

Juno Slowly wandered into the bar finding it to be empty??!!! what had happened? No one drinking? no one laughing talking or bragging? Had this place died? HuuuummmMMMMmmmmmMMMmmm he thought to himself. All that is needed is a little paint. A hell of alot of Drink and a few people and maybe we could make something again of this. Lord knows that a Watering hole is nothing without it's paying costomers.....

Ladies And Gentalmen. Please come We are open once again. And yes, you want it we will have it. Infidel wings, and Ale Free On the House.

 

*takes a seat at the bar*


Infidel blood on the rocks. By the way, I mean real rocks...

 

Looks At Yomin and wonders...... "Ok One Infidel Blood on the .... Rocks" ? *mixes drink and places infront of Yomin*

Good to See you back Jello, Your things are in order thou a little dusty, like everything else, but the stuff is getting cleaned.

 

watches as his operatives finish the touches of new paint to both interior and exterior, and the huge neon signs are lowered into place.


Yes Ladies and Gentleman, unfortunately it seems the prior owner of this place was negligent, not paying the upkeep, and since abandoned this, our ONLY social thread in the RPF!

But fear not, for by the powers invested in me by my knowledge of the radiant one's 8 holy secrets, I have declared the Imperial New Order RPF Bar & Grille open for business!!!


I, am your new owner of this establishment, and I aim to please.

Old favourites including the GMs Hot Tub - for those tired GameMasters littered over these boards - the Olympic Pool and Sauna facilities out back, our very own Imperial Theatre and even weekly disco's!! (feat. John Williams, and John Williams, JW Tribute bands, John Williams.. )

Yes, welcome back, one and all!! Enjoy your stay, and I hope you enjoy the social life, as you RP, drink and chat away.....

Allow the mayhem to begin...

Aide walks up to PoT After speech

PoT: How did that sound?

Aide: Good sir. The people will be pleased.

PoT: I hope so. This new renovation cost me a lot of credits.

Aide: Yes Sir. Sir, we have installed as you requested the 'booths of honour' up on the higher ground, specifically for the Yuuzhan Vong. Its a good idea to segregate them from the inf..the humans and aliens, sir.

PoT: (smiles) You nearly gave the secret to my PC away there! Hmm...what else?

Aide: We are ready to install the anti-Jello sensors in the archway...

PoT: (shakes head) Don't bother, he can come in and rant about owning this place all he wants. No one will listen. Just ensure the Ysalmiri are installed, and the 'NO DARK LORDS OF THE SITH' sign is clearly displayed over the entrance way.

Aide: Yes Sir.

PoT: Oh, and get me a spacescotch, on the yorik coral, I'm feeling a celebratory mood catch on...

Aide: Yes Sir. Glory to the Imperial New Order!!


[/crazed mode]

 

Yuck... just when I resign you reopen the GM Hot Tub! Oh well... good thing I didn't turn in my key...

 

*walks in, and takes a seat at the bar*

I need something to take away the pain of school. Have anything?

 

*Reads 'No Sith Lords' Sign*

"Bahh!" *Proceeds to use it to beat POT over the head, shattering it.* "There now, much better. Ohh, and one final Touch."

*Lifts POT out of throne, puts himself in it.*

"Much better."

 

How dare you, Jello, write on our surface with permanent ink!

We shall strike you down for thou punishment.

Next time will be your last...

For now, we have decided to allow Protege-of-Thrawn reign of our Bar&Grille.

Perhaps he can restore its air of splendor.

We warn you, PoT... mistakes will not be tolerated. We give you this chance to back down, for failure is not an option.

Choose wisely.

 

nods sagely


I realise the import of your words milord, and will emphatically declare I will not simply do my best to serve your bar, nor will I back away.


For to fail, is to inadequately serve your greatness. This is not an option.

I shall rule this bar with an eye for entertainment, and good ol' fashioned service.

hardens eyes.

But I will also rule with an iron fist. I warn any and all foolish people viaing for control of MY Bar and Grille, I will ban you indefinitely from this Bar And Grille, you will be forcably evicted from this Bar and Grille, and any further trolling or harassment of its patrons will be reported to a Mod.


This place is for relaxation, chats, and enjoying oneself. Building a true Community here in the Role Playing Forum, under the wise divinity of Wall8.

I welcome all RPers to join, and give their input on how to improve this Bar and Grille.

Without you, this bar will again fall into disrepair.

If you want a drink, simply ask the droid bartenders, programmed to serve in a friendly manner, and for all droid hating species, we have a Yammosk at the end of the bar to service your needs.


And I must announce tommorrow's new celebration, in lieu of reopening and wonderful art deco furnishings, all drinks are free of charge, and on the house![/i]

So get a meal, get a drink for free, and enjoy your stay.....


Instructs Ewoks to take throne back out of the Bar and Grille and to dump it in the ocean, for such constructs have no place in here, and they attempt to elevate the seated one higher then they deserve, in an insult to Wall8's divinity.

 

*gets up*

"OWWWW!, What was with hte giant spoon?"

*Proceeds to smash, burn, or otherwise destroy Jellywobble's spoon.*

*Begins to plot and plan to bring down POT*

 

Gorin, you violence is an affront to us. Cease immediately.

 

*snaps fingers*

A horde of warriors surrounds Gorin and throws him in a dumpster filled with live mookas. A moffship procedes to land on him.

 

:: A Pail white Red micro chipped eyed, White haired Rouge Knight Walked into the Bar... Shakes his head and Slowly Matierlises as no other then DarkJediTJ ::

Gimme a drink on the Run I've got no RPG's left to post on but I've gotta get out of here. :: Grabbs beer and Wrigels nose, Star dust hovers around him and he becomes a V-seires Protacal droid Covered in Ice particals ::

Mabye I'll be Lockeheart next time! Catchas!

 

Excellent work, Yomin Carr. We shall bestow upon thee a speedboat.