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SWRPF Archive Hooper McFinney's Bar & Grille **----~ Old style service; the legend lives on. ~----**

Discussion in 'Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by Wall8, Jul 8, 2002.

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  1. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    We thank you, patron Yomin Carr.

    Would you like a drink served on the house? You can keep the key to the GM hot tub for now, as a reward for your excellence.

    If you have any suggestions for improvements or ways we could better cater for our Yuuzhan Vong friends (for Wall8 respects their faith and devotion to divinity) then do not hesitate to ask us.

    At the Imperial RPF Bar & Grille, we aim to please! And if you took that the wrong way, please direct yourself to the Rylothian pleasure lounge down the stairs and to the left....


    :D
     
  2. Juno_Epsilon

    Juno_Epsilon Jedi Youngling star 2

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    :eek: Hears the words that any man with half a brain loves to hear.... " Rylothian pleasure lounge " [face_devil] Yaaaaaaa Baaabbyyy. :D :D

    *Runs for The Stairs , shows Imperial Pass And Proceeds downstairs ... ..... Comes back upstairs and goes to bar*

    I forgot a bottle of you best wine :D ;)

    *Bar Keep hands Bottle over and Juno Proceeds back downstairs :D
     
  3. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    *Erects a Wall9*

    :D
     
  4. Wall8

    Wall8 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    [blockquote]

    <<Breaks Wall9>>

    Obviously a simple physical barrier does not compare to our power. You, Jello, of all people should know this.
    [/blockquote]
     
  5. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Well done Wall8. has Jello annoyed you? Shall we throw him out?

    We await your divine word.
     
  6. Gorin_Zachian

    Gorin_Zachian Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Grumbles, comes back in, and buys himself a drink*
     
  7. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :: Runs Back in Transforms out of Sith Covered in Bleeding mass peices of YV flesh and back into himself ::

    Hey there, My Master How are you? you left Byss! Sorry bout your ship!

    here have a beer...

    :: Passes him another beer ::
     
  8. Gorin_Zachian

    Gorin_Zachian Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ahh, Good, so you are alive. Hurry up and get un-captured, i have plans for you."

    Drink's the beer and then orders another, planning to get so drunk he'll pass out.
     
  9. Wall8

    Wall8 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    [blockquote] Leave him. His pitiful attempts at attaining perfection amuse us.[/blockquote]
     
  10. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Master the wall is Talking to me. The other 7 of them didn't! Should I hang a picture on it it looks so Empty!
     
  11. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hmmm..

    waggles finger at DJTJ

    My friend, don't make that mistake. The divine Wall is to be left alone.


    But let us not harrass and dwell on his presence. For among all of this drinking and discussion, I've been inspired by a parté last night.

    If you look back here, we have a large indoor jumping castle, floating above the swimming pool out back!!

    Use it whilst we can!!
     
  12. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hmmm.... Jumping Castle, I must have missed something. :(
     
  13. Thok

    Thok Jedi Master star 6

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    ...Walks into the bar...

    ::Sits down::


    "Can i get an order of nerf fries and an ale?"
     
  14. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :: Grabs Thok ::

    YOU MISSED OUT TOO! OH THE HOROR!
     
  15. Gorin_Zachian

    Gorin_Zachian Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *passes out on floor, get's Ehele to carry him and put him in the pool.*

    "Now TJ, about you escaping.... HURRY UP!"

     
  16. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    PoT: A jumping castle!? 0_o
     
  17. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Stops bouncing on jumping castle long enough to direct droid bartenders.


    Guys! Get Thok an ale, and cook up his meal for him!!

    Come on TJ! Everyone, see how much fun it is?

    continues to bounce merrily.
     
  18. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Alright, it seems our Imperial Featurette Theatre has finally opened!!

    Today, we are playing the infamous series by writer/director/animator, Joel Veitch.

    [link=http://www.rathergood.com/blode/]Come and see his great new animated film...[/link].


    Anyone want a drink?
     
  19. Thok

    Thok Jedi Master star 6

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    ::Releases himself from tj's grasp::

    "WHAT HORROR??"

    ::procedes to jump into the bouncing castle::

    "Ah this brings back days of my youth. Oh, my foods done, time to eat!"

    ::Sits down at the bar and procedes to devouer the food and chug the pale ale!::
     
  20. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    *stands completely still*

    That Blode creature scares me...
     
  21. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :: Runs into the Jumping Castle Soking Wet and Shakes it all off onto the others in the Giant Jumping Castle ::
     
  22. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Blode is a god. As is the animation that is playing tonight, also by Joel Veith, an absolute genius.


    Guest appearance by Darth Vader's alter ego, Galactic Villian Crab!!!

    Please, [link=http://www.rathergood.com/vid]enjoy the movie...[/link]

    Bloody good eh? I've enjoyed it.

    How's the jumping castle guys? Or the sauna?

    Anyone want a drink or meal as they watch the movie?
     
  23. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Oh dear. That one is even weirder than Blode was.
     
  24. nithrak_tewl

    nithrak_tewl Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nithrak enters while whistling a tune. Without breaking stride he dives behind the bar, tackles the droid bartender, and to wail on its head. After a shower of machine bits, Nithrak's head pops above the bar, covered in grease and gnawing on a servo.

    After fixing himself a very tall infidel 'n tonic, he proceeds to help himself to the extra hot infidel wings, and then heads towards the hot tub.

    On his way, he stops, sets his food and drink down on a nearby table, and proceeds to remove a can of spray paint from his bandolier of throwing bugs.

    Rather artistically, he writes:

    "Nithrak & YV rule! Death to infidels!" on Wall8

    After collecting his refreshments, he approaches the hot tub door, which is promptly blocked by yet another droid. Tossing his food into the air, Nithrak spins, withdraws a coufee, and beheads the door.

    After catching his food, Nithrak kicks in the door, turns on the hot tub, and settles in to enjoy the bubbles...

     
  25. Thok

    Thok Jedi Master star 6

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    Stumbling out of the theater, thok still has visions of psyco hitler crabs terrorizing the galaxy. He looks over to the side and relizes the grafitti on the wall.

    "Hmm, what a shame."

    He then procedes to finde some paint thinner and clean Wall8 untill it is a good as new

    "Thats better."

    Thinking to himself. "I thought the hot tub was only for gm's...Meh, time for an ale."

    "Barkeep, gimme 3 pints of ale."
     
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