Discussion in 'Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by Wall8, Jul 8, 2002.
A lack of citrus fruit around Jello?
Why thats almost unfeasible!
It is, isn'it it? But alas, that is reality.
Nay, my dear Zaarin. More then unfeasible, the only thing we can possible deduce from this is that Jello is in fact vulnerable.... TO ORANGES!!!!!!!
Oranges? How could anyone be vulnerable to oranges?
Quiet. Now Zaarin, you must summon all your sisters at once if we are to defeat Jello.
oranges....... Humm.. Orange Juice and Vodka, sounds good right bout now. Besides I need to celibrate. I finally got my bloody drivers licence.
Yun-Yuuzhan Bless You.
*fetches sisters with bizarre names*
Good. Now Zaarin, take your sisters with strange names and play the orange game with that Jello. Now!! Target the citrus fruit vulnerablity of the Emperor of Jelloisque proportions!!
*plays orange game with Jelly*
Whats going on here?
*turns To Mith and comments* I think they've both lost it *then turns back to grab his Vodka and Orange juice and proceeds to watch Zarrin Pummle Jello with Oranges.*
Why is Zaarin hitting Jello with oranges?
**Making Orange Jelly?**
And now a song title that I'll put lyrics to later
Jellys Belly Boogie
Pfft. I lost it quite a while ago.
Sits down and shoots down a lomin ale.
*gobbles up oranges*
Yes, did not know I love to eat oranges? That's why there weren't any near me, I ate them all.
Howdy Southern Jedi. Need another Lomin Ale?
Hmmm...Jello ate the oranges...
Zaarin, things are becoming desperate. I'll summon my friendly war pirate marmot jinchilla child friend...
You and he must destroy Jello once and for all!!!!
You're bringing who!?
Very well, then as my last resort... I shall summon the Hilton!
*summons demon of ineptitude*
I shall unleash my leash!
Wildwookiee sits infront of the computer screen eating the Cheezits of Awakeness
Must stay awake!!!
Here's one way too Stay awake Mr. Wookie.
:: Pulls out sock puppets ::
HARRY: Hello LArry
LARRY: Hello Harry
:: Notices he had just encouraged the Wookie too fall into a deep sleep ::
Protege: Yes, another would be great. Thanks.
(Sits down and eats an orange.)