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SWRPF Archive Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 4.0! Now with a new "Bat-Signal" installed on our roof.

Discussion in 'Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by Thok, Mar 28, 2004.

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  1. Thok

    Thok Jedi Master star 6

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    Welcome to Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille, the successor to the RPF's social thread.

    Rules
    *No Blasters! or flaming of any sort.

    *Try not to destroy furniture

    *Respect the modly powers that may visit

    *Obey the rules of whoever might own the place

    *RP and chat as much as you want

    *No harming The Staff in any way!



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    I am known As Thok, Manager of Hooper McFinney's Bar and Grille. I have been henceforth been given the power, by Huggard himself, to open this bar in the name of his holyness. If you shall doubt the power of Huggard, or go against his word, you shall be punished henceforth.


    The Bar & Grille currentely has a fully staffed Day Care Center and Friendly Conversation room--provided by RogueJaina. Snacks and Food are provided free of cost, and consist of the best food the empire can provide.

    I, Thok own and run this place, but i am always looking for new staff: Currently, Thok is the Barkeep/Owner and CmdrMitthrawnuruodo provides the security. We currently are highering all positions of Barmaiden and Barback. Stridarious is Thok's personal Administrative Assistant.

    If you look over to the left, you will see our famous wall of infamy, Wall8. Wall8, though full of graffitti and paint, is still the only talking wall in history. He will outsmart any of you, and make everyone else laugh. Treat him nicely, and he will throw bricks at those that you dislike ;)

    Last but not the least in any way is our Emperor. GrandAdmiralJello hence is hearby been deemed the RPF Bar & Grille Monarch. His throne lies overthere, and if anyone but him sits on it, the chair is set to detonate, due to an exact weight sensing mechanism. Only his royal behind is allowed to sit on that throne.

    Behind his throne, however, lays the throne to the one, and only Kane Lavos. Though you may not see his throne, due to its position in the shadows, it is there, trust us. This man, no matter what time period or place or dimesion, is ruler of all. Through thick and thin, he will be there, always causing a ruckus. Behave, and he shall like you. Act bad, and you shall miss your thumbs for all eternity.

    Have fun, relax and enjoy yourself. If you need time to relax, have fun in one of our glorious 5 Olypic sized Swiming pools. If you feel a tad bit frisky, try our Jumbo sized Jumping castle or our exercise room. Last and not least, the VIP hot tub and sauna rooms. If you are in need of special treatment, please enjoy these rooms, access is only for those who are deemed VIP. Inquire with the barkeep. :D

    Last and not least, the head law in this town lies with that of [hl=lightseagreen]NaboosPrincess[/hl]. You do anything wrong, and she will have your head on a plate for lunch. So, Post nice, and have a great time. Food and Drink is free for the first 50 posts! Have fun, and enjoy!

    ~Thok

    NP edit: Still can't believe I grabbed to 10,000th post...oh yeah! [face_dancing] Anyway, go party someplace else. Hooper's v.5.0 is now up and running.
     
  2. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

    CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    If I do not get this first post, we're....

    dramatic pause



























    DOOOOOoooooooooooomed!!!!!




    Ah looks like we're not doomed after all. Good!

    Gutten Tag, meine Freunde! Pass the beer!
     
  3. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Oh, quit the melodramatics.

    *starts carting in miles after miles of Imperial goodies to put on the wall*

    Hmm....

    *builds a shrine and temple to the Moddess next to the Imperial corner of the bar*
     
  4. Thok

    Thok Jedi Master star 6

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    Oh mitth, so silly ;)

    Welcome!
     
  5. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

    CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Heh. Cant help it! That Fed-Ex commericial is stuck in my head now!


    Now pass the beer, dangnabbit!
     
  6. Ktala

    Ktala Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    WEEEE!!!..New place.

    *walks in...and immedately heads for jumping castle**

    ...
    after getting her free food and drink, that is....

    ....
     
  7. Quickstrike34

    Quickstrike34 Jedi Knight star 5

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    So, Why a Bat Signal?
     
  8. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    *sniffs the air*

    Thok! Did you inject this place with the new car smell? Brilliant! :D
     
  9. Thok

    Thok Jedi Master star 6

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    Cause, there is sightings of Batman lingering throughout the RPF ;)


    And Yes Jello, there is a hint of New Car Scent in the air....dont you like?
     
  10. Ktala

    Ktala Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Nahhh..thats new plastic smell!
     
  11. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

    CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    sniffs

    No, it smells like...Floor Mess. 8-}
     
  12. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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  13. NaboosPrincess

    NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    *waltzes in*

    Hey it's lovely in here! Nice job, Thok! [face_love]

    Good food, too. Joy.

     
  14. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

    CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Hmm....Hot tubs and sauna rooms for VIP?

    I'm a VIP!

    heads for the VIP hot tub
     
  15. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I'm thirsty... do we have any grand opening specials?
     
  16. Coruscant

    Coruscant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Yeah, you're a VIP, Mitth! Lucky you. 8-}

    So, brand new thread, eh? :)
     
  17. Thok

    Thok Jedi Master star 6

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    Drink Specials.


    We always have our infamous Death Keg's of course, reserved for those whom are held in high regard by yours truly.

    There is the Victorian Viceroy, a spicy drink made from the finests drinks of all of Corellia.

    And finally, The Naboo Sunset. A mix of fruit flavored extracts with a hint of Lemon mixed with a mysterious clear white liquid.
     
  18. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Mitth, I believe he means a thread VIP. Why else would he have people check in with him, first? :p
     
  19. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

    CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  20. JediYvette

    JediYvette Pacific RSA emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You did not mention the sarificial fire anywhere... you did install one right? [face_plain]
     
  21. NaboosPrincess

    NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    with a mysterious clear white liquid.

    How can it be clear AND white? :p

    Regardless, the Naboo Sunset sounds good. Can I have one?
     
  22. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    That's why it's mysterious!!!

    :p
     
  23. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

    CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I dont think I want to know what the mysterious clear, white liquid is.
     
  24. 7-7-7

    7-7-7 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thok didn't install a sacrificial fire?!?!?! [face_shocked]

    And he didn't include the Irishmen and Ewoks? [face_shocked]

    And he's only giving out free food and drinks for the first 50 posts! [face_shocked]

    And he didn't provide adequate sacrifices to the Cheeto God! [face_shocked] [face_shocked]


    I say we overthrow our corrupt and neglegent leader and make a new bar, with everything that he left out! We shall name it...5.0


    Ahh, who am I kidding. This bar will be cursed with phantom pages and spamming up the wazoo, but who really cares?
     
  25. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    The only deities that we will accept sacrifice to are: Wall8, Huggard, and our patron Moddess.

    And His Imperial Majesty, of course. *points to self*

    [face_innocent]
     
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