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SWRPF Archive Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 4.0! Now with a new "Bat-Signal" installed on our roof.

Discussion in 'Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by Thok, Mar 28, 2004.

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  1. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 14, 2001
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    In the darkness they sat...waiting, afraid...

    "Mommy? Mommy help me. I can't see you Mommy...Mommy?! MOMMY!"

    Slithering through shadow - their strength innumerable - with impious intent, descended upon the gathered horror of citizen and slave alike...

    "Please...don't hurt her! Don't hurt her! She's all I have left! You animals! You Monsters! Please!! Damn you, please!!!"

    Together, unified, they rise up as one, to crash all that was, is, or has come before...extinction is nigh...

    and HE is coming....


    "He's here! They're here! My lord in heaven Margaret, he's here...and it's all over. All over now..."

    ...with his most innocent eyes.

    Are you ready on the right?STOPAre you ready on the
    left?STOPUnlockSTOPAll ready on the firing line, watch
    your targetSTOPUnited, we must surely fallSTOPCarn' ya
    Warney, you little ripperSTOPSuckstobeTheChuckerSTOP


    Discuss.


  2. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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    Jul 1, 2000
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    Mein Gott! PoT has already been drinking!
  3. NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    May 14, 2001
    star 6
    I'm not even sure how to respond to that post.
  4. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Nov 28, 2000
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    I don't think we should let him have any more drinks...
  5. Coruscant Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2004
    star 6
    Neither am I, NP.

    PoT, please enlighten us about your wonderful post. :)
  6. 7-7-7 Jedi Master

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    Dec 15, 2002
    star 4
    Better Idea: Let's just gag him so that he can't drink anymore and he won't be able to hurt our brains with his gibberish.
  7. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
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    As the stone is to the river; I am to the Forum.

    Submerged, my effects not directly evident, but visible in every eddie and current forevermore.
  8. 7-7-7 Jedi Master

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    Dec 15, 2002
    star 4
    Wie sagt Man "Delusions of Grandeur"
  9. Ktala Force Ghost

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    Sep 7, 2002
    star 6
    Riiiiiiighht!


    **bounces happily, while munching on her snacks, and enjoying a death ale.**
  10. NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus

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    May 14, 2001
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    Wie sagt Man "Delusions of Grandeur"

    I'd tell ya, but even five years of German hasn't taught me that. :(

    And PoT is right, by the way. ;)
  11. Unit-Zero Jedi Knight

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    Jan 13, 2004
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    hmmm..... another new Bar & Grille... and it seems nothing has changed since the beginning.

  12. DarthXan318 Manager Emeritus

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    Sep 12, 2002
    star 6
    *wanders into thread*

    Very poetic stuff. :p
  13. -Barada- Jedi Knight

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    Mar 28, 2004
    star 1
    AHHCHOO!!!





















    McFinney's disintegrates in a great mushroom cloud. Lesson, klatooinans should not be permitted to sneak into much less enter the premises the keg storeroom of Thok's Death Keg brew. Bad combination, very bad!
  14. Ktala Force Ghost

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    Sep 7, 2002
    star 6
    Walks out of bouncy castle depressed.

    Orders a death ale to go..

    And heads out the bar...
  15. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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  16. zhi-don_aquintas Jedi Master

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    Jul 17, 2002
    star 4
    The skylight explodes with the sound of breaking glass, which falls to the floor. A cloaked and cowled figure swings down on a rope and lands with barely a thump into a crouch. Then he rises from the floor and walks to the bar. Using his glove he wipes blood from the corner of his mouth. "I saw your signal. I just had a run in with the Clown Prince of crime and his crew. Bad evening. Give me some of whatevers on tap."
  17. -Barada- Jedi Knight

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    Mar 28, 2004
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    Barada awakens with a drunken stupor, grinning because in a dream he was responsible for unimaginable destruction he never thought possible. The Klatooinan checks himself to see if he is bodily complete. Ditto!
  18. KnightHawk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 17, 2003
    star 5
    (Walks in.)

    (Orders some Corellian ale.)

    (Prepares to charge zhi-don_aquintas for the recent damages.) :p

    EDIT: Too many edits... :(
  19. zhi-don_aquintas Jedi Master

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    Jul 17, 2002
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    The Caped Crusader drinks up his brew. Wipes his mouth again, winces as he irrates the cut on his lip. Reaching into his utility belt he removes a credit card. "You do take plastic don't you?"
  20. Thok Force Ghost

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    May 24, 2002
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    Im sorry to inform you, but you cannot be our beloved batman, for it is he whom came to me first insisting the signal to be placed on the roof. I can assure you, that he is not you. ;) :p (Admiral LeMond says so)

    Now then, there will always be a sacrificial fire to the Cheeto God here, it just is now located outside, due to current laws placed in effect with the fire marshal.

    The clear white liquid, that is in a Naboo Sunset, is infact Pina Colada mix. :D So get those other thoughts out of you heads ladies and gentlemen.

    Lastly, its good to see the good ole randomness extend back into the bar. For PoT Has come to give us his blessing. Hail to you, Kane.
  21. Marna_Veign Jedi Master

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    Jan 31, 2002
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    Question: Do pregnant ladies count as VIP's here?

    Aw, never mind. I'm not supposed to go in hot tubs and saunas anyway. They can harm the baby.

    *goes to get a 'double whammy'(chocolate brownie topped with mint chocolate chip ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate topping, and a cherry on top.), and a tall glass of apple juice to wash it down*
  22. zhi-don_aquintas Jedi Master

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    Jul 17, 2002
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    "Of course I'm Batman," The Dark Detective opened his utility belt compartments. He started to pile equipment on the bar. Batarangs, Batcuffs, Batgrapple, Batgas. "You see...who else could have all this?" He put everything back in its place. He held out a credit card. "...and there is this. Given to me by Bruce Wayne. Unlimited credit from Wayne Enterprises." Batman handed over the card. "For the beer and the damages." The card reads 'Batman'.

  23. JediYvette Pacific RSA emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 18, 2001
    star 6
    I am declaring the south parking-lot property of the gods. I will build the sarificial fire there.

    *takes shovel and walks to parking lot*
  24. Thok Force Ghost

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    May 24, 2002
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    Tsk Tsk my friend, Good copies i must admit, but truely not the real thing.

    Ducking behind the counter, the barkeep comes back up with Alfred by his side.

    Im sorry, but the master of the house has still not arrived, i shall leave a message with him if you would like, i do know that he does admire fans.

    :p


    Turns to see Yvette walking out with a shovel.

    Yvette! There is a big fire pit already in the back yard, next to the volleyball courts! Don't dig up valuable parking space!
  25. RogueJaina Jedi Master

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    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    Can we please take the bat signal down? The light is so bright, there's no place for a decent mugging around here any more.


    I mean, um...

    Never mind.
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