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Discussion in 'Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by Thok, Mar 28, 2004.

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  1. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    nods sagely

    I look up: silver sky,
    the blue of dawn...

    If I live, forever here;
    Just would it be, as the sun,
    when it shines, all over the world?
  2. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

    Manager
    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 10
    *looks at the banner*

    OMG! Yvette, look what your sacrificing has done!! [face_shocked]
  3. Thok Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 6
    Im scared....definately scared.
  4. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    Why do you blame this on Yvette's sacrificing? Perhaps it is the lack and delays in sacrifices that have caused this. The Internet Gods must be placated!
  5. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2002
    star 6
    I do not know, but I feel convicted... 8-}
  6. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    Why, what crime have you committed? :p
  7. JediYvette Pacific RSA emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 18, 2001
    star 6
    The gods' wrath is upon you!
    They are angry about your neglect to their sacrificial flame! You must sacrifice now to appease them. [face_plain]

    *runs out with toaster and gasoline*
  8. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    *Joins Yvette, carrying a large statue of Bill Gates, and is followed by a procession of Ewoks chanting, "Yub! Yuuuub!" as they drag a large animal behind them*
  9. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    We must ensure the boards will be restored... *thinks*
  10. JediYvette Pacific RSA emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 18, 2001
    star 6
    May the gods forgive your disrespect. [face_plain]

    *lights fire and tosses toaster in*
    *moves to the side so RJ can add her sacrifices*

    *pats ewoks on way back in*
  11. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    Oooh! *runs back into the bar, passes into the back room, and comes out with an armful of fireworks* Let's make this a pretty fire! Then we can be sure that the Internet gods will restore our beloved JC in due time. But we must sacrifice all day! *runs back to sacrificial fire*

    [face_devil]
  12. JediYvette Pacific RSA emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 18, 2001
    star 6
    *comes back with vacuums, mops and other cleaning supplies*
    They hardly get used anyways... [rolleyes.gif]

    *grabs Mr. Coffee on the way out*
  13. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    I wonder how much lighter fluid you have to put on before flame-retardant material burns... *eyes curtains* [face_devil]
  14. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2000
    star 6
    grabs Mr. Coffee from JediYvette

    What in blazes do you think you are doing with the most important device ever created for man kind!! Poor Ktala will go nuts if she doesnt have her coffee!

    hands Yvette Jello instead

    Here sacrifice him. His oversized ego has infuriated the Gods and must be sacrificed to them!
  15. Vegas_Sith Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jun 28, 2003
    star 3
    Hmm... I totally forgot. April Fool's is tomorrow. I have to think fast!
  16. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    *brushes Jello off* Your Imperiosity, I will avenge this slight to your honor! *glares at Mitt* I'm going to give you a 1-minute head start... *shuts eyes to let Mitt run*
  17. Monkey_jedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 11, 2003
    star 4
  18. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2000
    star 6
    You dare threaten the Head of Security?!

    grabs Nightstinger I give you a count of five to run, girl!
  19. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    *is outraged*

    First of all, I am the resident enforcer of manners. It is not polite to attempt to sacrifice other patrons of this establishment! Second of all, I'm pregnant! Get your weapon away from me, or you're going to have some serious human rights issues, Mr. "Head of Security"!

  20. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2000
    star 6
    Pregnant or no, I still can kick you out!

    has the bouncers escort RogueJaina out

    Come back when you've learned to respect the Head of Security!!!

    reattachs Mr. Coffee and makes a hot brew of mocha cafe
  21. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    *walks back in, accompanied by humiliated-looking bouncers* (over shoulder) That's right. Now next time, think before you act!

    *sits down at bar grumpily* Someone give me a ketchup soda before I get mad.
  22. KnightHawk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 17, 2003
    star 5
    (Quickly makes a ketchup soda to spare RJ's temper.)
  23. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2000
    star 6
    Looks at bouncers

    You're pathetic and fired.

    looks at RJ

    Don't make me get rough with you.

    gets the other bouncers to send Jello out to the sacrificial fire
  24. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    *smiles dazzlingly but tiredly at KH* Thank you. I'm not having a good day... Or week, for that matter. [face_plain]
  25. KnightHawk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 17, 2003
    star 5
    (Aims M24 silenced sniper rifle at the other bouncers.) Let the Emperor go... Or else. [face_plain]
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