SWRPF Archive Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 5.0! "We've got more Insanity than Ysanne Isard has Cleavage

Welcome to Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille, the successor to the RPF's social thread. - "We've got more Insanity than Ysanne Isard has Cleavage"

Rules
*No Blasters! or flaming of any sort.

*Try not to destroy furniture

*Respect the modly powers that may visit

*Obey the rules of whoever might own the place

*RP and chat as much as you want

*No harming The Staff in any way!

*No eating in the bathtub



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HELP WANTED!
Inquire Within


I am known As Thok, Manager of Hooper McFinney's Bar and Grille. I have been henceforth been given the power, by Huggard himself, to open this bar in the name of his holyness. If you shall doubt the power of Huggard, or go against his word, you shall be punished henceforth.


The Bar & Grille currentely has a fully staffed Day Care Center and Friendly Conversation room, Which is currently staffed by the ?Jellotron-9000 personal baby care robot.? Real live beings for nannying will no longer be needed.

I, Thok own and run this place, but i am always looking for new staff: Currently, Thok is the Barkeep/Owner and CmdrMitthrawnuruodo provides the security. We currently are hiring all positions of Barmaiden and Barback. Since this is the newest Intsallment, I will open up positions for higher. Full benefits and tips are included.

Current Employees

Village Idiot - DarthIntegral
Barkeep - Penquinator-176
Barwench- GrandAdmiralJello

Positions Vacant

Barback ? (Position Open)
Barmaiden ? (Position Open)



If you look over to the left, you will see our famous wall of infamy, Wall8. Wall8, though full of graffiti and paint, is still the only talking wall in history. He will outsmart any of you, and make everyone else laugh. Treat him nicely, and he will throw bricks at those that you dislike

Last but not the least in any way is our Emperor. GrandAdmiralJello hence is hereby been deemed the RPF Bar & Grille Monarch. His throne lies over there, and if anyone but him sits on it, the chair is set to detonate, due to an exact weight sensing mechanism. Only his royal behind is allowed to sit on that throne, unless you have the special ?Thok-openall-fixall-stripsall-unlocksall tool key ring!? That way, I sit there all the time while he?s away.

Behind his throne, however, lays the throne to the one, and only Kane Lavos. Though you may not see his throne, due to its position in the shadows, it is there, trust us. This man, no matter what time period or place or dimension, is ruler of all. Through thick and thin, he will be there, always causing a ruckus. Behave, and he shall like you. Act bad, and you shall miss your thumbs for all eternity.

Beware the Railroads!

In our south parkinglot, we have our 500ft tall sacrificial pyre to the Cheeto Gods. At all times, you may come to worship and eat cheetos, free of cost.

Our Dinning room is fully stocked, and we have over 500 delicious menu items to order from. We have everything to Infidel wings with Nithrak?s spicy sauce to Nerf burgers to even rare items like Black Membrosia.

Have fun, relax and enjoy yourself. If you need time to relax, have fun in one of our glorious 5 Olympic sized Swimming pools. If you feel a tad bit frisky, try our Jumbo sized Jumping castle or our exercise room. Last and not least, the VIP hot tub and sauna rooms. If you are in need of special treatment, please enjoy these rooms, access is only for those who are deemed VIP. Inquire with the barkeep.

Last and not least, the head law in this town lies with that of NaboosPrincess and LightSide_Apprentice. You do anything wrong, and she will have your head on a plate for lunch. So, Post nice, and have a great time. Food and Drink is free for the first 50 posts! Have fun, and enjoy!

~Thok

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And post number 1! I look forward to the expression of the RPF wisdom and wit being present here as has been in the past!!!

 

I claim this thread in the name of the Yuuzhan Vong, and spit upon you infidelic scum at my feet.

 

Oh, pffft. It's Thok's thread, the first post says so. The Vong have no power here.

 

*sends the killer ewoks after Yun*

You should know better my friend.


Here, have some spicy infidel wings.

 

Oooh, a new Hoopers.

*sniifs*

Mm, new thread smell! Here's to ten thousand posts more of insanity.

 

YAY! HOOPERS! WHEE!

*ahem*

I mean, "Indeed, another Hoopers. What more could we ask for?"

 

*Obligatory 1st Page Hooper Post*

Congrats Thok!

-I_H

 

w00t! Hooper's number 5!

 

*Enters*

*Looks at the crowd which has assembled*

*Quickly turns around and runs.*

 

So....anyone need a job?

*starts eating his own free food*

 

Already got one Thokity



-I_H

 

Well fine! I didn't want you working for me anyways after you left me out of your 5k post

 

So nice to return to a new Hooper's, Awwww. I'll just take my place at the bar, and those fifty free drinks

 

What jobs you got available Thok?

 

Ah, the new ones up.

So, what do you have to do to get a drink around here?

 

Well, i currently am short staffed, i have the following positions open

Barback
Barmaid
Barwench

and

Village Idiot

 

I nominate Jello for barwench.

 

HAHAHAHA

Alright, i totally would like to see him do it.......WEARING A SKIRT!


btw....i need some help.


I'm contemplating buying this http://shop.lego.com/product.asp?p=10030

Now, either support me, or tell me i'm nuts.

 

If you got the money to burn and don't feel like donating to nooby edification fund (For more info please PM with credit card ready)

I would have to say go ahead

 

Thok...I am going to say...buy it! That would be totally awesome to have.

Though, I don't really feel like spending three hundred bucks on a LEGO thing when I probably can't even put it together.

 

It's cool, but there are so many cooler things to spend money on!

 

This place looks like fun!

Thok- I say that you should totally buy it! I have been looking into buying one for a long time, but have yet to raise the money!

 

Buy Fett's blaster.

 

Ooh...Fett's blaster looks good.

I change my mind! Don't buy it! Use 200 of that 300 dollars to buy Darth Mauls FX Saber that comes out soon!