SWRPF Archive Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 5.0! "We've got more Insanity than Ysanne Isard has Cleavage

No eating in the bathtub?


BTW, any applications in yet for village idiot?

 

Yaddle's panties are going on sale in May. I'd save up.

 

HEER YE! DARTH INTEGRAL IS NOW THE VILLIAGE IDIOT!

make fun of him, pour beer on him, and try to trick him into giving you money

 

n00b!!!

 

This ... this is a dream come true. All my life I've waited for a moment like this.

When I was young, I was almost the neighborhood idiot. Then, the people next door didn't install a security beam on their garage door opener. Closed on their kid's head, and he took it without question.

And that was my story. Throughout high school there was always someone dumber, someone classified as the idiot. Sure, I've always been an idiot, or among the best of the idiots.

And now ...

*wipes tear from eye*

I have it.

I am the village idiot.

 

Congrats DI!

*kicks DarthIntegral over and uses him as a footstool*

Anyone got some shelled peanuts? I think I may just stay awhile and haze the Village Idiot for awhile as I toss peanut shells on him.

 

OH DarthIntegral that was such...such a touching story!

Congratulations on reaching your goal!

 

Werd to mah homies!

Wut up, homeslice?

The Barman is in tha hizz-ouse!

 

Sportin' a new icon Pen?

 

Mm-hmm.

Kaleesh are so passe.

 

So... what's on the menu?

 

*glances at Thok*

 

I don't mean to rain on the parade, but it's spelt "cleavage".

In the mean time, we can all party in accordance with the Roofle Tiggy guidelines for human interaction and self-enrichment through socialisation.

 

Zaarin, avert your gaze

 

I don't care that he can't spell, Master Thok's knockers really ARE capital!

 

Mmmmmm....A new Hooper's. So much better then 3.0 with its silly Batsignal. Everyone knows Green Lantern is better.

Raises hand.

Can I be the bartender or janitor or even head chef-person-thing?

 

Congrats Integral! Such an honor!

 

*Growls defensively*

I'm the barman! I need this fictitious job! Back off!

 

Back off? Why, good sir, are you challanging me?

 

Fight fight fight!

 

You should be torched for saying Green Lantern is better!

Go Pen!

 

I'm glad I got my job early.

Just proves the old saying true:

It takes a lot of cotton plants to make a pair of underpants.


Wait ... maybe that wasn't the saying I was going for.


*looks through notes*

Ah, yes, here it is

Those who are tardy ... do not get fruit cup

 

Hey now.......what if you don't like fruit cup?

And shame on all those who think violence is the answer and telling us to fight! This oldbie would torch the n00b. Why, the whippersnapper hasn't even been here a year!

And of course GL(Kyle Ranier) is better then Batman! I mean, Bats has to pay for all his gadgets. GL just has to think about them. Plus, when Kyle is full powered and all, he's Ion. But Hal Jordan? He's too much of a goody two shoes.

 

Hey. Words hurt. I'm merely defending the title I claimed. Barwoman is still open, I think. I doubt you'd want that, but...

Anyways. Have a drink on me.