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SWRPF Archive Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 5.0! "We've got more Insanity than Ysanne Isard has Cleavage

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  1. Sarge221 Force Ghost

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    Mountain Dew works fine *drinks his weekend morning can of Dew*
  2. Reynar_Tedros Force Ghost

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    Oh yeah? How 'bout this? Peace love dope! Now get the hell outta here!
  3. PTMurphy84 Jedi Knight

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    Not that im a fan of dirty hippies myself, but right now they are on the low end of my beat-on-sight meter lol. That title is reserved for PETA at the moment.
  4. Penguinator RPF Modinator and Batmanager

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    I'm a PETA supporter.

    People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
  5. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    I always thought it'd be funny to form a "PETA Club" and then reveal that it's the acronym Peng mentioned.

    Hee hee hee...
  6. PTMurphy84 Jedi Knight

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    You know, the next time that I get wind that they're having some rally somewhere, I really want to march back and forth in front of them wearing snake-skin boots, leather pants, a fur coat, and eating the biggest meatiest sandwich I can find.

    Anybody else in?
  7. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    No way, I hear they carry buckets of blood at all times, just in case.

    Can't risk ruining my good snakeskin boots, after all.;)
  8. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Yeah. My Peruzzi jacket was from Florence, for God's sake. I'm not risking red paint over that.
  9. PTMurphy84 Jedi Knight

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    Can we at least settle for ingesting large amounts of meat in front of them then?
  10. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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  11. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Yeah. Bartender! Set me up with one o' them racks o' lamb you got back there, willya?
  12. Sith-I-5 Force Ghost

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    And I was two floors away from my coat when my building decided to have a fire drill.

    Ditto.
  13. PTMurphy84 Jedi Knight

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    I hope there are no Indianapolis Colts fans around, because on Sunday I will be obligated to hate the entirety of your being...
  14. Sarge221 Force Ghost

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    *a door at the back of the bar is suddenly flung open and a large grill, open to reveal a steak, chicken, and some other meat products like the rack of lambs, comes rolling into the bar with him following behind it, wearing a fire-retardant suit, a gas mask, and a flamethrower in his hands complete with the tanks on his back*

    *muffles beneath the gas mask* Mmmmrrrrrfffff! *flips on the pilot light at the end of the flamethrower, points the weapon at the grill, and pushes down on the trigger to cause flames to burst from the flamethrower and consume the meats on the grill in a fiery embrace which he keeps up for about a minute before stopping*

    *pulls off the gas mask and looks up at everyone with a soot-covered face* Meats are done! Might want to let them cool though :cool:
  15. PTMurphy84 Jedi Knight

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    *Checks to make sure that his eyebrows and hair are still intact, which thankfully they are. Then looks down the bar*

    Uh, Darthramza? Might want to check the charred bit on your shoulder thats still on fire...
  16. Penguinator RPF Modinator and Batmanager

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    I prefer indirect grilling. Take these back.
  17. Sarge221 Force Ghost

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    You didn't ask for any so they aren't yours anyway *pulls the gas mask back over his face and retreats back through the door to change and wash*
  18. PTMurphy84 Jedi Knight

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    mmm, charcoal burger...
  19. Saintheart Chosen One

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    I love the smell of napalm in the morning. :D
  20. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Huh? Oh, right.

    *Puts out fire*

    After having your RP characters get injured repeatedly in the shoulders, you almost forget shoulders have nerve endings.
  21. Sarge221 Force Ghost

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    People forget that shoulder wounds can be terrible in general and not just wing people like you see in the movies <.< All the nerves for your arm run beneath the shoulder joint and something like a bullet can slice clean through them and have a chance to cripple you for life or at least keep you in the hospital for a while.
  22. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Just don't tell that to my characters in the NSWRPF... ;)
  23. PTMurphy84 Jedi Knight

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    Aaah, the joy of Movie anatomy and physics. Hence why everybody flies in any RP when hit by so much as a .22 Rimfire?
  24. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Yeah, but it looks cool, even in print... digital type... whatever...
  25. PTMurphy84 Jedi Knight

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    So I wonder what happens when I do this...

    *suddenly produces a Corellian Destroyer from out of nowhere and takes aim at Darthramza...*
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