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Social Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0 " Your liver can?t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitude!"

Discussion in 'Role Playing Forum' started by Thok, Sep 8, 2008.

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  1. Thok

    Thok Jedi Master star 6

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    Welcome to Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0, the successor to the RPF's social thread. - "Your liver can?t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitude!"

    Rules
    *No Blasters! or flaming of any sort.

    *Try not to destroy my furniture

    *Respect the modly powers that may visit

    *Obey the rules of whoever might own the place

    *RP and chat as much as you want

    *No harming The Staff in any way!

    *No eating in the bathtub

    *Do as Thok? says


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    [blockquote][hl=black]HELP WANTED![/hl]
    Inquire Within


    I am known As Thok?, Manager of Hooper McFinney's Bar and Grille. I have been henceforth been given the power, by Huggard himself, to open this bar in the name of his holyness. If you shall doubt the power of Huggard, or go against his word, you shall be punished henceforth. All hail Huggard! May he continue to indoctrinate the children of the world!

    The Bar & Grille currently has a fully staffed Day Care Center and Friendly Conversation room, Which is currently staffed by the ?Jellotron-9000 personal baby care robot.? Real live beings for nannying will no longer be needed. This top of the line robot is currently on loan thanks to the wonderful generosity of our EUC mod, [hl=indigo]GrandAdmiralJello[/hl]

    I, Thok? own and run this place, but i am always looking for new staff: Currently, Thok? is the Barkeep/Owner and CmdrMitthrawnuruodo provides the security. We currently are hiring all positions of Barmaiden and Barback. Since this is the newest Installment, I will open up positions for higher. Full benefits and tips are included. Please enquire within!

    Current Employees

    Village Idiot ? Protégé_of_Thrawn
    Barkeep - Penquinator-176
    Barwench- [hl=indigo]GrandAdmiralJello[/hl]

    Positions Vacant

    Barback ? (Position Open)
    Barmaiden ? (Position Open)

    New additions have come!

    Check out our new CHEEZE FOUNTAIN! It?s a fountain?..of cheese! It comes with a wide variety of fruit and nuts to dip into our CHEEZE FOUNTAIN! This memorial fountain was donated in memory of Don LaFontaine, the Master Voiceover guy. His talents to tell us that ?in a world?.where there are no rules, only one man can save us??.?

    BATTHOK!

    *cue themesong*

    We also have a brand new art gallery. Currently on display are the wonderful video art productions of ?Lord Vader-.
    If you look over to the left, you will see our famous wall of infamy, Wall8. Wall8, though full of graffiti and paint, is still the only talking wall in history. He will outsmart any of you, and make everyone else laugh. Treat him nicely, and he will throw bricks at those that you dislike. He accepts donations of all types, just so long as its money.

    Last but not the least in any way is our Emperor. [hl=indigo]GrandAdmiralJello[/hl] hence is hereby been deemed the RPF Bar & Grille Monarch. His throne lies over there, and if anyone but him sits on it, the chair is set to detonate, due to an exact weight sensing mechanism. Only his royal behind is allowed to sit on that throne, unless you have the special ?Thok-openall-fixall-stripsall-unlocksall tool key ring?!? That way, I sit there all the time while he?s away.

    Behind his throne, however, lays the throne to the one, and only Kane Lavos. Though you may not see his throne, due to its position in the shadows, it is there, trust us. This man, no matter what time period or place or dimension, is ruler of all. Through thick and thin, he will be there, always causing a ruckus. Behave, and he shall like you until he deems its your time to be sacrificed. Act bad, and you shall miss your thumbs for all eternity as you are forced to watch reruns of Golden Girls.

    Beware the Railroads and the Evil Smiley Face!

    In our south parking lot, we have our 500ft tall sacrificial pyre to the Cheeto Gods. At all times, you may come to worship and eat Cheetos, free of cost. To the left of the great Cheeto Pyre, is the Sacrificial Ewok pit. He
     
  2. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nice new place. I see I'm the first in, so I'll go sit on my throne there.
     
  3. Sarge221

    Sarge221 Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 9, 2006
    Heys, when did Penguinator become barkeep again? <.< *lies on top of the bar, alert for intruders and costumers*
     
  4. Thok

    Thok Jedi Master star 6

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    May 24, 2002
    Techincally, he never stopped.
     
  5. Sarge221

    Sarge221 Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 9, 2006
    Bleeeeeh, technically shmechnically.
     
  6. DarthXan318

    DarthXan318 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sep 12, 2002
    Shouldn't it be your liver? >_>

    (Yay new Hoopers! :D)
     
  7. Ktala

    Ktala Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Sep 7, 2002
    OH KEWL!!

    KTALAPOT!!!!!


    A coffeepot that can finally keep up with me!!!

    WOOHOOOO!!!!


    LOVELY BAR...as long as my bouncecastle is still out back..im fine!!
     
  8. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    *Admires the new Cheeze fountain*

    I dunno... it's kind of cheesy...

    *Taps out 'Badum pish!' on a drum set*

    Too easy.
     
  9. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm the Village Idiot? Not even some nominal title like "High Priest of Huggardic Lore"?

    At least one aspect of my personality gets a throne... (grumble grumble)
     
  10. Ktala

    Ktala Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Sep 7, 2002
    Umm...

    Whats a Barback?!?!?!

    *Grabs another cup of this WONDERFUL coffee..and drops some Ammeretto into it, while waiting for a response...

    Yuuummmmmm!

     
  11. Sarge221

    Sarge221 Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 9, 2006
    Basically a bartender's assistant <.<

    *yawns and crawls off into bed after another tiring day of college classes*
     
  12. NaboosPrincess

    NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Thok, you forgot Her Royal Highness the Ex-Moddess, [hl=lightseagreen]NaboosPrincess[/hl], whose aqua banstick still draws crowds to the bar?s southwest corner despite the fact that its magical powers have since dissipated.

    But I forgive you, and offer you my 15,000th post as a bar-warming gift.

    Now, let's drink outselves silly! 8-}
     
  13. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Milestone posts: urdoinitwrong.

    But amen on the drinking silly. (within the bounds of the princibles of behaviour oh lament wherefore art my TOS now)

    ps. Harro Marah...wb to the madhouse. ;)

     
  14. Penguinator

    Penguinator Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    May 23, 2005
    It's true that I never left. You can never really leave such a calling, especially at Hooper's.
     
  15. PTMurphy84

    PTMurphy84 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    *looks around Hoopers 6.0*

    New, yet the same old dump we've come to know and love

    *sits down at the bar, orders his usual Corellian Spiced Ales*

    So, any weeping Colts fans present?
     
  16. NaboosPrincess

    NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hallo PoT00rz it?s good to see you. It has been such a long time since we have had a new bar, I am so excited.
     
  17. Thok

    Thok Jedi Master star 6

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    May 24, 2002
    NOOOOOOoOoOooOoooooOoooO!!!11!!1!!1o!1!1!1!11111!!1oneone!11one

    not teh bancannon of NP!
     
  18. PTMurphy84

    PTMurphy84 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Aug 12, 2008
    Oh dear god...

    In the words of an infamous movie from a beloved actor...

    "ENGLISH Mutha (shut your mouth), do you SPEAK IT!?"
     
  19. Sarge221

    Sarge221 Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 9, 2006
    Woot for Jackson.
     
  20. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    *scrapes his razor-edged halo noisily on a whetstone, sitting back with feet up in one corner of the bar*
     
  21. PTMurphy84

    PTMurphy84 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Aug 12, 2008
    Hey, barkeep! Im still waiting on a matched pair of Spiced Ales!
     
  22. Sarge221

    Sarge221 Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 9, 2006
    Well I'm not officially the barkeep so you're gonna have to wait <.<
     
  23. DarthXan318

    DarthXan318 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I say Sarge and Peng duel for the barkeep job. [face_mischief]
     
  24. Thok

    Thok Jedi Master star 6

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    Well, i could just always fire peng and sarge...and pick someone else that i like better. [face_devil]
     
  25. Sarge221

    Sarge221 Jedi Master star 5

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    Pfft, so bloodless and un-chaotic.

    ...*tilts head to the side suddenly in thought*

    Weeeellll....I'll sleep on that one for now >.> *goes off to bed*
     
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