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  1. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    **Looks up ****

    Dynamite? Aw....C'mon....

    **grimaces as he reaches ****

    This is always the bit that hurts...

    **is hurled out the window by the explosion, yelping and cursing as he goes**

  2. Saintheart Chosen One

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    *absorbs explosion by use of his halo*

    *flicks razor-edged halo frisbee-style at PTMurphy84 for preventing banjo playing*

    *The result of impact is not pretty*
  3. BobaMatt TFN EU Staff

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    {i]*Once recovered from the neck stomp, BobaMatt crosses to the cheese fountain and upsets it, covering the floor in a torrent of molten fondue that overtakes the combatants like delicious dairy napalm. He speaks, his voice still raspy from the stomp and a bit high pitched from the boot-to-the-groin.*[/i]

    "Who wants to dance?
  4. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Curses! Foiled again!

    *Decides to sit out the rest of the fight, orders some coffee*
  5. Sarge221 Force Ghost

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    *just stays down on the floor after getting thrown, opening a can of Mountain Dew and tilting his helmet up so that he's able to take a sip before letting it drop back down*
  6. Thok Force Ghost

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    *bills his disruptive patrons for the damages....and then some*


    So....when's the next RPF chat?
  7. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    **Wanders in the ****

    Oooh, RPF Chats. No I've found out a way to get on IM at work, I'll probably be able to get in on that act.

    **slips past ongoing melee to one ****

    I'll have another Fondorian Whiskey: and I'll even try and drink it this time.

    You know my tab is good Thok; Jello's picking it up anyway...
  8. BobaMatt TFN EU Staff

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    *Watches as the orange-yellow molten mass creeps across the floor and begins to corrode Sarge's armor.*

    Hehehe...
  9. Sarge221 Force Ghost

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    *smacking his lips beneath his helmet at the taste of Mountain Dew, he raises up his free gauntleted hand and tilts his head as the armor plates start to corrode under the cheese that managed to get stuck to it* Hm.... *looking from his free hand to the can of Mountain Dew in his other hand, he tilts his helmet back up and takes another sip from the green liquid before lifting the can over his corroded gauntlet, tilts it, and lets the Mountain Dew pour from the can and onto his hand before it quickly dissolves the cheese on his gauntlet and, as it continues, the rest of his armor* Emergency supply time.

    *his now clean hand drops down and presses a button on a tiny case hanging from his belt which hisses before opening, revealing three cold cans of Dew within before he takes one, opens it, and dumps its contents on the floor around him, where once again the liquid dissolves the cheese and gives him a nice, clean, and safe circle of protection from the flood of cheese which he continues to lay within and grabs another can from his emergency supply and going back to his drinking*
  10. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    I had no idea Mountain Dew neutralized cheese. And if it does, is it really something you want to be drinking?

    *Sips his dirty hot water... er... Coffee*
  11. Sarge221 Force Ghost

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    I'd like to replace the word neutralize with pacify <.< This is not exactly cheese. This is orange-yellow molten mass of dairy napalm brought about by BobaMatt upsetting the cheese fountain. Thus, it is with caffeine, cold, liquid, and green that can stand against it! Fortunately, that's kind of what Mountain Dew possesses!

    *sip*
  12. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    By gosh, Google Chrome is doing odd things to some of my posts. I think it ate half of that last one.

    Eyes the fountain suspiciously...

    or perhaps it was this cheesy napalm rubbish over here...
  13. PTMurphy84 Jedi Knight

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    Drinks are on me! Carlos Zombrano pitched a no-hitter to a critics choice team in Enemy territory!

    It was a beautiful thing, like walking into a room with Adriana Lima in a bikini laying on the hood of the sports car of your choice that is stuffed with $100 bills and its all for you, its that beautiful!

    (For those who are uninitiated, I'm talking about a baseball game, Chicago Cubs vs Houston Astros at Miller Park, Cubs win 5-0, with Carlos Zombrano going 14-5 for a no-hitter, the first one since 1972.)
  14. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Even with the subtitles have no idea what you were talking about, but having just done a google on Ms Lima, I can state with certitude, I fully support whatever you are talking about. 8-}
  15. BobaMatt TFN EU Staff

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    Hm...when I said "upset" I mean I knocked it over, though if pissing off a cheese fountain makes it convert cheese to dairy napalm well then AND HOW!

    Hm...it seems the fight is mostly over.

    ...

    ...can I have a Dew?
  16. Sarge221 Force Ghost

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    Pfft... *grabs his last can of Dew from his emergency supply and hands it over to BobaMatt...but not before shaking it and opening it, causing the Dew to spray out from the can and soak Matt*

    And there we have upset Mountain Dew!

    *runs off to his US History class, sipping his own Mountain Dew as he goes*
  17. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    *Calls out after Sarge*

    The answer is the rich, white patriarchy represses everyone!

    *Nods in satisfaction*

    Pretty much sums up US history till the 1960s.
  18. BobaMatt TFN EU Staff

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    I am sticky. And greenish yellow. Ick. Beer it is, then.
  19. Sarge221 Force Ghost

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    *just goes back to his place behind the bar, sipping a can of Mountain Dew after being done with his classes, getting his armor repaired and footing the bill to BobaMatt, and refilling his Mountain Dew emergency supply* Yep.
  20. Thok Force Ghost

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    *sends in the cleaning bots*
  21. Sarge221 Force Ghost

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    So, who thought it would be fun to replace certain words with walrus?

    Nightmare on Walrus Street
    Dances with Walrus
    Disaster Walrus
    Don't Fear The Walrus
    Boneless Walrus Wings
    There Will Be Walrus
  22. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    I Am The Walrus

    ...

    Wait...
  23. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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  24. BobaMatt TFN EU Staff

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    What is the plural of walrus? I assume "walruses" but "walri" would be more fun.
  25. Sarge221 Force Ghost

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    No clue.

    *wanders into the bar, holding a bag containing a recent purchase before taking a seat behind the bar and getting the item within the bag, revealing a copy of The Force Unleashed* It's finally out! *turns on the 360 and TV behind the bar, puts the disc in the 360, grabs a controller, and starts playing with a bottle of Mountain Dew at his side*
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