Discussion in 'Role Playing Forum' started by Penguinator, Feb 8, 2013.
Oh, hi Elu.
Please drink responsibly.
Drink? Saintheart, I'm not a 1950s television program's comic relief - do you really think I'd reveal my master beverage if there was any chance I hadn't consumed it?
I drank it 35 minutes ago.
Empty glass on street. Dead ale's corpse lying on the counter. I have seen this city. All those intellectuals, all those barmaids. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice between single malt scotch and that crappy Midori. The streets are full of beer. And when the gutters fill and back up, hip-deep in hops they'll look up and raise their arms and cry out "Save us", and I'll say "No."
And now a slight cheat wherein I invoke a terrible scene from the terrible prequels:
There comes a time when you have to either drink or close your tab.
Well, grab your bottles, gentlemen.
...while putting that smashed bottle of Penfolds Grange back together, of course.
I can't help but wonder what Alan Moore's reaction to these posts would be.
I have a guess, though:
None of this talk phases me, since I can't drink, and have no desire to drink
For a second I thought that (TM) was an asterisk.
I'm just going to set this right here:
Counting down the minutes until Fin likes the post above
Did I do it right, guys?
In those babies' defenses, they've been out of work for months.
They're bottle fed.
Which is a shame, everyone knows it's better on draft.
So after I don't know how long, we can finally access our Halo 4 file shares on Halo Waypoint! Which means we can all view screenshots of our awesomeness and spread them around to friends or edit them into wallpapers for our desktop so that we may always be reminded of our greatest moments.
....That is not one of them.
Admittedly I have not been the most avid Hooper's follower recently so maybe this was already posted--and there's a decent chance this is somewhere else--but for people who are like me and they don't travel widely on these boards, this is actually highly entertaining.
Hahaha, I have seen this before but its still pretty funny to watch
In other news Batman TV Show Comic! This is the best thing in the history of things, if only because it will mean the return of master troll Burgess Meredith!Penguin.