Horse Poetry.

Please read and appreciate this fine piece of work I composed last night. Enjoy.

Ode to a Horse

'There once was a horse called Ned,
who I liked to pat on the head,
One day he went mad,
And then I was sad,
For he trampled me 'till I was dead.'

THE END.

 

when you said "the end", did you do this?-------->[image=http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/ec54eb98/bc/My+Photos/LUCIFER.jpg?bc5qk28AYiWSS1Sf]

 

That's gonna be a running joke now isn't it. The photo with a million possible captions.

 

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"All is forgiven, Ned. Come here and give me a hug"

 

LOL. Heheheheheh...

NOW STOP!!

 

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Big mangoes!!!

 

OAC post garrett's pic for a change will ya?

 

golden brown texture like sun,
lays me down, where my mind she runs...what... oh not that kind of horse...oh,ok

 

Dim...is that a bald patch at the top of your head?

 

I shall post his pic when he posts.

 

Yes haven't you gathered? Because I post on a Star Wars website I obviously have to have some sort of genetic defect. It couldn't possibly be the gay arse camera playing up nooooo sireee.

 

Aahh dude, don't worry. We know its cause your hair was spikey in the pic.

Come and give me a hug. [image=http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/ec54eb98/bc/My+Photos/LUCIFER.jpg?bc5qk28AYiWSS1Sf]

 

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!

(in a spazzy Fonz kinda way)

 

there was nothing spazzy about the Fonz

 

No...but AFI's Fonz impression is.

I didn't mean the Fonz was spazzy.

 

LOL. It's a good pic. Just a shame that we are a bunch of p!$$ takers.

 

To be fair...AFI, here's a pic of me you can take the piss out of...

Now...bear in mind it was taken YEARS ago...

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you can see the beards just beginning to develop

 

ROTF @ Ode To A Horse

You inspired me, AFI

There was a young horse called Dapple
Who liked Hamble and had no adams apple
They said he was gay
As he minced away
And with Chet's but plug he would grapple.

 

ROTFFLMMFAOPMMFP

 

So...Dim just ROTF then had a seizure?

 

No I just sprinkled in a few rude words for good measure. See if you can pick them out. Oooh exciting!!

 

//slapping forehead with ruler

Oh right...plenty of mofo's in there then.

 

LOL. Well done.

 

Is this your subtle way of taking the p!$$ out of my Horse Of The Dark poem AFI?