House Rules

1. I don't do dishes.

2. I don't share my toothbrush with men.

3. Don't walk into my bedroom while I'm asleep unless you want a nonstop ride to God.

4. I like orange juice to always be in the fridge.

5. No pets with more than 4 legs.


Any deviations from my simple, easy-to-follow policies will earn you a Tet-a-Tet with Mr. Fist.

 

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that you have your own bedroom.

 

Fine. Our bedroom.

 

You said you don't share your toothbrush with men. Does that mean you do share it with women?

//borrows BISMARK's toothbrush and brushes her teeth...

(See, all sparkly. )

 

Depends on what comes after the teethbrushing...

:hubba

 

Dude, I come after the toothbrushing...

 

Eww. Overshare!

 

Well, hey, what can I say... I forgot my own toothbrush, so I guess I'll be borrowing BISMARK's, since I can't leave the house to get one or anything...

 

Does this mean no "Wrongo", the five legged cat?

Erik

 

I'm game.