1. I don't do dishes. 2. I don't share my toothbrush with men. 3. Don't walk into my bedroom while I'm asleep unless you want a nonstop ride to God. 4. I like orange juice to always be in the fridge. 5. No pets with more than 4 legs. Any deviations from my simple, easy-to-follow policies will earn you a Tet-a-Tet with Mr. Fist.