HOW affectionate... is the Monkey?

Discussion in 'Hounslow UK' started by Az-Azzameen, Nov 5, 2002.

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HOW affectionate... is the Monkey?

Poll closed Nov 10, 2002.
Awww, he's so cuddly and furry 3 vote(s) 27.3%
He loves ropey barmaids 0 vote(s) 0.0%
He loves drunken Oirish middle-aged women 0 vote(s) 0.0%
He loves dinner ladies 8 vote(s) 72.7%
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  1. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 24, 2002
    star 5
  2. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 17, 2000
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    OMG!

    He's gonna be an angry monkey at that! :p
    Dinner lady arms! Who could you be referring too?!?!?!?!

    [face_laugh] classic!
  3. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 24, 2002
    star 5
    I'll vote 'cuddly and furry' to placate him then... :p
  4. affectionate_monkey Jedi Knight

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    Nov 2, 2002
    star 1
    Dinner Ladies!!!!!!!!!!!! Arhh the images. I can see them shake before my very eyes, the horror oh the horror.
  5. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    //throws rubber band into the equation... :D
  6. affectionate_monkey Jedi Knight

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    Nov 2, 2002
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    Come on you cute and cuddlys! We'll have no diner ladies here thank you very much. I also appear to have lost my appetite! Wonder why?
  7. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
    star 6
    Is this the same monkey that you got incredibly pissed and then left in a pub with a real minger? or was that the other housemate?
  8. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 17, 2000
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    That description fits both at various times :p {of course I myself have never been near a 'minger' :p }

  9. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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  10. affectionate_monkey Jedi Knight

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    Nov 2, 2002
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    I have never knowingly left a pub with a minger, they were all stunners and more then likely models as well.

    Anyway, as I've said previously "If I don't remember it, IT NEVER HAPPENED"
  11. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 17, 2000
    star 5
    ''If I don't remember it, IT NEVER HAPPENED" ''

    Applying this rule to your age makes you 17 again!
  12. affectionate_monkey Jedi Knight

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    Nov 2, 2002
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    Hey, that rules saved me alot of emotional scaring! And some nights out NEED forgetting, and house parties for that matter.
  13. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 17, 2000
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    yes. I agree.

    So, how's the colour changing going? :p

    edit: you did it :p
  14. affectionate_monkey Jedi Knight

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    Nov 2, 2002
    star 1
    Just done it, you gonna help me with the footie results toight. We got some big ones (wa hey)

    Newcastle V Arsenal
    Spurs V Makems
  15. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    Newcastle 2 Arsenal 1
    Spurs 3 Mackems 0

    :D
  16. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 17, 2000
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    oooh errrr.

    2-1 to the toon
    3-0 to you guys.

    - let's relook once munted.


    edit: ok, that is freaky.......
  17. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 24, 2002
    star 5
    Great mind... etc

    'Tis an omen that the Monkey shall sweep the jackpot! :D
  18. IamJacksMonkey Jedi Knight

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    Apr 26, 2001
    star 1
    well, you guys were close.......... LOL.

    //laughs at your pathetic attempts.
  19. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 24, 2002
    star 5
    //is ashamed

    Hindsight is a wonderful thing...
  20. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 17, 2000
    star 5
    true, true.

    no point winning it then though - the jackpot was but £40 -

    this wek it will be £80 I believe.
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