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JCC How can I get my game on?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Yodahasgreenfeet, Feb 6, 2013.

  1. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I think she's the one woeing you.
     
  2. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Blow into the cartridge. Works every time.
     
  3. Rox

    Rox Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Punching girls in the throat has always worked for me.
     
  4. Yodahasgreenfeet

    Yodahasgreenfeet Jedi Master star 4

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    They respond to that , huh?
     
  5. Rox

    Rox Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It may not be the response that you are looking for but oh yes they respond. :p
     
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  6. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    You didn't address number 3-5. Please do.
     
  7. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Would you share your blood with her? Sounds like she could be a vampire.
     
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  8. Yodahasgreenfeet

    Yodahasgreenfeet Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm not trying to make game on her, she's a crazy chick but...

    3. Act like wherever you are - that’s the place to be.

    We're distances apart right now. She travels alot. When we talk together we can talk up to 13 hours we usually talk about 3 to 4 hours lately though.

    4. When ordering food, find out what she wants then order for both of you. It’s a classy move.
    She has a heck of an appetite . I'll remember this one for if I ever need it. Thank you!

    5. When it comes to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.[/quote]
    She claims to be a absolute beast in the bed room I'm not sure what she wants on. She listens to death metal to calm down. She says she loves to tease and that she's awesome in bed. She also said that she was going to have fun with me early on and that I was too easy. But since then I've found out about all her relationships and drama and she claims that she isn't ever going to have a commitment. She wants to corrupt me too she says. She wants to make me more dirty and corrupt me. She often refers to herself as a slut and claims that she uses men like a drug. She sleeps with them and moves on. I'm not sure what music she likes to make out to but we both love 8 bit music.

    She loves to write stories about vampires and aliens, etc.
     
  9. EHT

    EHT New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Are you having as much fun with this as we are?
     
  10. Yodahasgreenfeet

    Yodahasgreenfeet Jedi Master star 4

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    Sure, why not? No one has had anything rude to say.I don't see a reason to get offended or to make this an offensive thread. But what I'm saying about this woman is mostly true ...based on how well I actually know her. We've only known each other for almost a year now. Sounds like an mythological creature but this woman is not like anything you've guys ever met.

    But seriously I'm not after her. We're just good friends.
     
  11. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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    Cool, which bands does she like?
     
  12. Yodahasgreenfeet

    Yodahasgreenfeet Jedi Master star 4

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    I never asked her what she likes specifically. But I went through a death metal phase. That's how it came up. I was deeply into melodic death meal bands like Light This City , The Agonist, The Arch Enemy, I wrestled a bear once, Diablo Swing Orchestra is a Swedish Avant-garde metal band ... I'm into a lot of metal music. I was into power metal, speed metal, industrial metal, symphony metal, heavy, hard rock. I'm really into 8 bit music now.

    I could ask her what death metal music she likes. I could give you a few suggestions. Most the music I like is female fronted. I like Kittie , another metal band. (she is a strong vocalist not as good as laura nichol) I honestly think that the arch enemy is over rated...

    I'll listen to older stuff like Dio too or Ozzy . We both like Birth day massacre, which is a Canadian electronic -rock band. I think we both like metal music but the moment has to be right for it.

    Nightwish... Within Temptation, I like some of Otep but that stuff is too dark for me some times. Not the music, just the lyrics ...Otep's confrontation is really the only Otep song I like...I bought an album once and regretted it.

    I like Delain and at one time I knew 1000s of metal bands but I forgot a lot of them. But if you want me to dig a few up I can try. I was really into it once.

    Of course Metallica, Guns N Roses , cliche things like that too are good.
     
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  13. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    If she ever moves in with you, do not, I repeat, DO NOT allow her to ring up $14k worth of items on your credit cards.

    If she ever gets knocked up by you, offer her a ride and to split the cost on an abortion. But then never follow through and ditch her.
     
  14. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    This girl sounds like a hell of a chick. You should get her to sign up here.
     
  15. EHT

    EHT New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    But then she'll see him talking about her here and kick his ass.
     
  16. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Ugh, someone is using someone's UN again.
     
  17. Yodahasgreenfeet

    Yodahasgreenfeet Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm not even sure she really exists. Well, thanks for the responses . Seriously though guys if any one knows anything about women I'd appreciate the advice. I tend to side with the one answer that says I'm reading too much into it.
     
  18. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Sounds like a catfish. We've had many of those around these parts.
     
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  19. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    The description you give of her is terrifying.
     
  20. Point Given

    Point Given Mod of Literature and Community star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    So how was it playing at Notre Dame?
     
  21. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    TUIASOSPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Also, bs on the throat ripping. Come on man.


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  22. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    You know, PRENN, you can disable the automatic signature. Most people do. It's how we bag chicks.
     
  23. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    :-(


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  24. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    How do I legitimately feel embarrassed about this? Like, irl I feel embarrassed. IRL.

    It's like I had that dream about going to school with no pants on and everybody laughing at me except it wasn't a dream it really happened, and the laughter was e-laughter, which is just as biting and painful in case you guys were wondering.


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  25. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I don't laugh. I give disapproving glances.