Speculation How could Disney best ruin the Sequel Trilogy?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Obi-Zahn Kenobi, Nov 2, 2012.

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How could Disney best ruin the Sequel Trilogy?

Shia LaBeouf as Han and Leia's son 6 vote(s) 20.7%
Justin Bieber as Luke's son and Selena Gomez as his love interest 8 vote(s) 27.6%
There is a new Dark Jedi . . . his name is John Carter 2 vote(s) 6.9%
Chewbacca wears a fauxhawk throughout 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Carrie Fisher reprises Slave Leia 6 vote(s) 20.7%
Airbud VII: Jedibuddies 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Cinematic Score by Randy Newman 1 vote(s) 3.4%
Raven-Symoné as Mace Windu's prescient granddaughter 2 vote(s) 6.9%
Luke has twins . . . named Zach and Cody 1 vote(s) 3.4%
Ashley Tisdale as Luke and Leia's intellectually disabled love-child 3 vote(s) 10.3%
  1. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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    What do YOU think?
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  2. SPACEMONKEY20 Force Ghost

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    star 5
  3. TheVortex3 Jedi Master

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    "Justin Bieber as Luke's son and Selena Gomez as his love interest."
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  4. Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost

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    Remind me, what's wrong with Leia running around in the gold bikini for two hours? :p
  5. GargantuanThrillMachine Jedi Master

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    any mention of circumcision, no matter how slight or implicit
  6. MrFantastic74 Jedi Grand Master

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    I think those options were hillarious. Good job. [face_laugh]
  7. Merlin_Ambrosius69 Force Ghost

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    All of the above, but mostly Randy Newman doing the score. /shudder/
  8. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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    Amen.
  9. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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  10. KilroyMcFadden Jedi Grand Master

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    Too many poop and fart jokes.
  11. Boxster Force Ghost

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  12. Coruscant Force Ghost

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    A Hayden Christensen Force Ghost in a role any larger than a cameo.
  13. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    "Raven Symone as Mace's granddaughter."

    "There's a disturbance in the Force? Oh snap!"
  14. AronAgmar Jedi Youngling

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    Best poll I've seen in a long time. I had to vote Carrie as Slave Leia-Round II but the score by Randy Newman choice made me laugh. [face_laugh]
  15. yankee8255 Force Ghost

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    Letting Lucas write and direct. :D

    And with that I will leave my bashing until the first film actually opens. Have fun, fan boys.
  16. tweet75 Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 1, 2012
    Make it a cartoon... we all assume the next trilogy is live action.....but no one has said so for sure
  17. Avnar Force Ghost

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    Jar Jar as the main star...
  18. Billy_Dee_Binks Force Ghost

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    Having a pop band perform a theme song that's featured somewhere in the film.
    Lucas may have almost put N'sync as background Jedi in the arena (how far along did that go- pictures from the shoot anywhere?) to please his daughter Katie, but he thankfully scrapped that in the end.

    Disney has a few bands I'm sure they'd like to plug, but I think we're pretty safe.
  19. CaptainHamYoyo Jedi Grand Master

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    I voted Slave Leia, but what... no Jedi Academy Musical?