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Speculation How could Disney best ruin the Sequel Trilogy?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Obi-Zahn Kenobi, Nov 2, 2012.

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How could Disney best ruin the Sequel Trilogy?

  1. Shia LaBeouf as Han and Leia's son

    6 vote(s)
    20.7%
  2. Justin Bieber as Luke's son and Selena Gomez as his love interest

    8 vote(s)
    27.6%
  3. There is a new Dark Jedi . . . his name is John Carter

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  4. Chewbacca wears a fauxhawk throughout

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Carrie Fisher reprises Slave Leia

    6 vote(s)
    20.7%
  6. Airbud VII: Jedibuddies

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Cinematic Score by Randy Newman

    1 vote(s)
    3.4%
  8. Raven-Symoné as Mace Windu's prescient granddaughter

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  9. Luke has twins . . . named Zach and Cody

    1 vote(s)
    3.4%
  10. Ashley Tisdale as Luke and Leia's intellectually disabled love-child

    3 vote(s)
    10.3%
  1. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    What do YOU think?
     
  2. SPACEMONKEY20

    SPACEMONKEY20 Jedi Master star 5

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    That's pretty funny.
     
  3. TheVortex3

    TheVortex3 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Oct 24, 2012
    "Justin Bieber as Luke's son and Selena Gomez as his love interest."
     
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  4. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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    Nov 8, 2004
    Remind me, what's wrong with Leia running around in the gold bikini for two hours? :p
     
  5. GargantuanThrillMachine

    GargantuanThrillMachine Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Sep 7, 2012
    any mention of circumcision, no matter how slight or implicit
     
  6. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    I think those options were hillarious. Good job. [face_laugh]
     
  7. Merlin_Ambrosius69

    Merlin_Ambrosius69 Jedi Master star 5

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    All of the above, but mostly Randy Newman doing the score. /shudder/
     
  8. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 23, 1999
    Amen.
     
  9. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. KilroyMcFadden

    KilroyMcFadden Jedi Knight star 3

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    Oct 31, 2012
    Too many poop and fart jokes.
     
  11. Boxster

    Boxster Jedi Knight star 1

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    By going EU!

    B
     
  12. Coruscant

    Coruscant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Feb 15, 2004
    A Hayden Christensen Force Ghost in a role any larger than a cameo.
     
  13. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    Jul 29, 2004
    "Raven Symone as Mace's granddaughter."

    "There's a disturbance in the Force? Oh snap!"
     
  14. AronAgmar

    AronAgmar Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 31, 2012
    Best poll I've seen in a long time. I had to vote Carrie as Slave Leia-Round II but the score by Randy Newman choice made me laugh. [face_laugh]
     
  15. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    May 31, 2005
    Letting Lucas write and direct. :D

    And with that I will leave my bashing until the first film actually opens. Have fun, fan boys.
     
  16. tweet75

    tweet75 Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 1, 2012
    Make it a cartoon... we all assume the next trilogy is live action.....but no one has said so for sure
     
  17. Avnar

    Avnar Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Jar Jar as the main star...
     
  18. Billy_Dee_Binks

    Billy_Dee_Binks Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Having a pop band perform a theme song that's featured somewhere in the film.
    Lucas may have almost put N'sync as background Jedi in the arena (how far along did that go- pictures from the shoot anywhere?) to please his daughter Katie, but he thankfully scrapped that in the end.

    Disney has a few bands I'm sure they'd like to plug, but I think we're pretty safe.
     
  19. CaptainHamYoyo

    CaptainHamYoyo Jedi Knight star 2

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    Aug 18, 2011
    I voted Slave Leia, but what... no Jedi Academy Musical?