JCC How do we convince the Canadian government to take back Bieber?

Do we ask nicely or do we demand they take him back? Do we impose economic sanctions like no taco bell breakfast menu until Bieber is gone back to Canada? Do we stop all buildings of Tim Horton's restaurants? Do we decline all future Costcos?

 

Deport him if he gets convicted on one the various charges he has in US court?

 

He has lawyers? Unless he kills someone then its less likely to happen.

 

Disband the NHL.

 

Once again The Beez is tackling the tough questions that nobody else dares to ask; The social conscious of the JC!

 

Tell them we will take Rob Ford for a few months and get him lost in the pacific Northwest for a while.

 

Retag Senate pls.

 

We will help them win some real medals in the summer Olympics.

 

Canada knows him. Why would they take him back?

 

Sarge , I had a dream that you died... no lie. It was just a snippet within a dream about something else. I logged in here, and people were sad because you were dead.

 

I admit that I don't follow Justin Bieber news as closely as the existence of this thread implies I should, but isn't he in Canada already?

 

Meh... I don't pay any attention to the guy at all. I don't give a **** if he's in the US.

 

Throw him in the Niagara River and hope he goes over Horseshoe Falls.

 

If he's back in Canada, maybe we can revoke his visa?

 

He would have to be convicted of a crime serious enough to warrant such an action. Of course, no court would want to be known as "the court that convicted Justin Bieber and got him booted out of the country", can you imagine all of the negative publicity and crap they'd have to take from his fangirls?

 

Well people accidentally get put on the terrorism 'no - fly' list all the time....

Just saying.

 

Eh, just arrange for some incriminating stuff that would warrant a CIA black ops team to whisk him away to some black site for the rest of his life. Make the government think he's some Cobra Commander level terrorist mastermind.

 

You would be correct in that assumption.

 

Reports of my eternal log off have been greatly exaggerated.

So, was it just people in general who were sad? Or were there any names in particular? It's OK to tell me; it's not like I'd make a list or anything.