JCC how do you even sleep at night

On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

 

Side. Fetal position, or some other contortion. I hate trying to sleep flat, legs and arms straight at my side.

 

Just asking....YEESH.

 

Even if I were sleeping in a meat locker, I have to have a fan on. For the white noise.

 

I want to be able to sleep like my cat one day. He contorts himself into all sorts of weird positions.

 

In the buff, suspended upside down in-front of a large open window with just a copy of Kiss' Destroyer LP to hide my shame with a pack of cigarettes attached where my lightsaber should be dreaming of a Delorian to take me back 30+ years when SW was better...

 

In a bed.

 

with my eyes closed.

 

Back or side.

 

Usually on my side. And I snore, or so I'm told.

 

It took a whole page of posts for someone to finish the reference?!

Fail

 

On my tummy. Research says tummy sleepers have more...entertaining dreams.

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You can say "sex dreams", it's ok. We got it.

 

Confucius also say that he who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger...

 

That sounds like something from a parody Twitter account...

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For the past several years I've almost always slept on the couch. I don't like being tucked away in the bedroom away from the rest of the house and feel more aware of everything from the central living room area. I'm usually on my back. I don't feel uncomfortable on the couch. I've gotten so use to doing this that I have a regular pillow and a bedsheet on the couch. I'm under a comforter right now. Also over the past year my stupid neighbors have collected three dogs chained up outside all the time that bark all the time and are about twenty feet from my bedroom. I'm not even going to get into that rant.
Speaking of sleeping alone...I just don't get the complaint. Sleeping with another person sleeping in the same bed is totally uncomfortable and inconvenient. So many people would become happier if they didn't have the daily/nightly conflict of wanting someone else to come to bed, of waking up to someone else's alarm, of sharing sheets, of being disturbed by another's movement.

 

You don't think it's a legit Confucian quote?