How humiliating!!!

Just thought I would ask ...
What is the most humiliating thing you have EVER done?

 

I signed up to a Star Wars message board once. The shame!!!

 

So no one has any embarressing stories?

Well I have a one.

In my first job I was a drivers mate.
I had to go and ask two policemen where a building was.
The officer asked where the lorry was parked.
I swung my arm round pointing across the road.
Unfortunately I still had the clipboard in my hand.
The metal at the top of the clipboard connected with a passing man.
His lip split open and he hit the floor.
I turned in horror to see both policemen, hands on knees, doubled over, laughing very hard.
The poor guy stood, mumbled some abuse and walked off, shirt covered in blood.

To this day, each time I pick up a clipboard someone always shouts 'DUCK'.
It was rather embarressing.

 

Well on my Year 6 trip to Wales we were walking in the Brecon Beacons and I fell into a bog and had to be pulled out by the guide.

 

I had to play my guitar in a school concert once, it was electric so needed an amp. I was all ready, I was part of a trio the other started to play, amps working mine... Nothing it came to my part and even the front row couldnt hear!

 

I once fell down a flight of stairs in McDonalds in Cardiff in front of 150 people. That left me a bit red faced, I can tell you.

 

A couple of things spring to mind, but I'm trying to stay unbanned for a while

 

Im a drummer in a rock band - http://www.righteyerush.co.uk - (shameless plug) and we once played in a country pub in Aldershot to two people, the barman and an unconcious drunk. The crowd went wild.

 

I was temping at a college library, and was late one morning.

The day started well with me unable to find my afro comb.

Went past a bus stop, on way to minicab office, and couldn't help but notice that the commuters had an inordinate interest in me.

Got a minicab, sat in the front with the driver, twenty minute journey, arrived at the college, traversed corridors full of students, greeted colleagues in the library, took my coat, and sat behind the admissions counter.

Finally able to relax, I stretched and discovered the comb sticking out of my hair like a colourful dorsal fin.

When I rather irately queried why no-one had told me; they all thought it was some kind of fashion statement on my part.

 

Well, one of the most humiliating moments was in my high school drama class while we were doing our monologues. I was politely watching and sitting in a desk on a platform, which slid off the edge and tumbled into a trashcan - it took me along with it.