How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

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  1. JediDragon Jedi Grand Master

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    EDIT: okay, I think this has dropped far enough for me to lock it now...the thread really has nothing to contribute anymore anyway...

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    Okay, I stole this from the FanFilms board, and it's definitely more of a JC thing than a FanForce thing, but I thought it was funny, so figured I'd post it here...


    How many message Forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    10 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

    5 to flame the spell checkers

    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
    6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
    is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
    take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, whereto buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
    corrected URL's

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant tothis group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
    all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
    cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
    questions about light bulbs"

    18 who trip over each other in their rush to say "repost!"

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
  2. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    Apr 9, 2002
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    I would've been with the 2 who CORRECTLY identified the item as a LAMP...


    I probably would've been one of the 7 to post links as well.
  3. Mistress Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 28, 2002
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  4. SITH__CHICK Former RMFF CR

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    Mar 25, 2002
    star 7
  5. JuniperSky Jedi Knight

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    Jul 4, 2003
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    *dies laughing, And it is so wonderfully TRUE!
  6. yodaman12002 Jedi Master

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    Oct 24, 2003
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    i don't get it.
    but i'll lafe any way
  7. TK-4752 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 20, 2002
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    What kind of light bulb was it? A table lamp, street light, night light...?
  8. yodaman12002 Jedi Master

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    Oct 24, 2003
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    or maby the feared flashlight
  9. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    Nov 8, 2003
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    I love those kind of jokes. :D Reminds me of another one about college students at different colleges!
  10. TK-4752 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 20, 2002
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    A Maglite? The police version that uses 6 "D" cell batteries and can be used to bludgeon people hopped up on wine coolers and anti-depressants to death with?
  11. yodaman12002 Jedi Master

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    Oct 24, 2003
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  12. TK-4752 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 20, 2002
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    Or maybe it was one of those little light bulbs inside your fridge that turns on and off depending on if the door is open or not?
  13. yodaman12002 Jedi Master

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    Oct 24, 2003
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    oh i get it lightbulb ha ha ha
    nope still don't get it.
    i'm a lightbulb
  14. TK-4752 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 20, 2002
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    Maybe it was a desk lamp...
  15. yodaman12002 Jedi Master

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    Oct 24, 2003
    star 4
  16. TK-4752 Jedi Grand Master

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  17. yodaman12002 Jedi Master

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    liigghhtt bulb
    i am a lightbulb
  18. TK-4752 Jedi Grand Master

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    They forgot the 2 or 3 people in another board that will beat the subject to death just because they're bored.
  19. yodaman12002 Jedi Master

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    Oct 24, 2003
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  20. TK-4752 Jedi Grand Master

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  21. yodaman12002 Jedi Master

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  22. TK-4752 Jedi Grand Master

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    Maybe it was a car headlight.

    Head light?

  23. yodaman12002 Jedi Master

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    Oct 24, 2003
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    or revers light
    lightbulb














    or maby a neon
    lightbulb
  24. TK-4752 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 20, 2002
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    Did the bulb even need changing?
  25. yodaman12002 Jedi Master

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    Oct 24, 2003
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    hum thats a puzzeler


    lightbulb
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