How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

EDIT: okay, I think this has dropped far enough for me to lock it now...the thread really has nothing to contribute anymore anyway...

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Okay, I stole this from the FanFilms board, and it's definitely more of a JC thing than a FanForce thing, but I thought it was funny, so figured I'd post it here...


How many message Forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

10 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, whereto buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant tothis group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

18 who trip over each other in their rush to say "repost!"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

 

I would've been with the 2 who CORRECTLY identified the item as a LAMP...


I probably would've been one of the 7 to post links as well.

 

oh the joy!!

 

That's funny

 

*dies laughing, And it is so wonderfully TRUE!

 

i don't get it.
but i'll lafe any way

 

What kind of light bulb was it? A table lamp, street light, night light...?

 

or maby the feared flashlight

 

I love those kind of jokes. Reminds me of another one about college students at different colleges!

 

A Maglite? The police version that uses 6 "D" cell batteries and can be used to bludgeon people hopped up on wine coolers and anti-depressants to death with?

 

still don't get it

 

Or maybe it was one of those little light bulbs inside your fridge that turns on and off depending on if the door is open or not?

 

oh i get it lightbulb ha ha ha
nope still don't get it.
i'm a lightbulb

 

Maybe it was a desk lamp...

 

lightbulb

 

PANTS!

 

liigghhtt bulb
i am a lightbulb

 

They forgot the 2 or 3 people in another board that will beat the subject to death just because they're bored.

 

yes death
lightbulb

 

Personally, a quick link to this: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lightbulb might have saved a lot of people the grief of debating what a lightbulb is.

 

wow dat neat

lightbulb

 

Maybe it was a car headlight.

Head light?

 

or revers light
lightbulb














or maby a neon
lightbulb

 

Did the bulb even need changing?

 

hum thats a puzzeler


lightbulb