How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

i bet he had a lamp
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ha ha lamp that sounds funny

 

So does BULB.

Bulb.

bUlB.

bULb.

 

In england they are torches. i think

 

i think them are flashlights
them silly english folk don't talk right

 

they may have made the language, but American's made it BETTER. (Eubonics anyone?)

 

aint it the truth
calling elevaters lifts
them aint right in that there head

 

Does England use the English measurement system, or did they finally convert to the metric system?

 

Wow. Six pages. Lets make it to ten! Lightbulb!

 

last i heard metric but i am often wrong
still why convert if you have one named after you make every one else go with youres and rake in the money

 

yeah but the english system is based on the length of a king's foot, and changed with each new monarch, until they decided to standardize it. I personally like the slug, which if i remember correctly is a measure of force.

 

I personally like the "doohickey" definition used for a variety of technical items.

 

or thingy
that works for every thingy

 

Have you ever listened to people talking in a foreign language talking about technical stuff? It's kinda funny, all you hear (if you're language challenged like me) is "latugaoga kafa;yjewal goaualdf ajgie a lightbulb aldjfali.'

 

ha ha ha ha
i don't get it
why can't them derned fools talk like us hear peoples
we talked right not like a fancy rich bird of some sorts

 

fancy rich birds talk?

how do birds get rich?

 

blackmail
or many other things
i've seen a bird steal a buch from a guy once just swooped down and took it
i bet that happens all of the time
no good birds

 

lightbulb
lightbulb

 

is there a bird mafia?

Pigeons are the enforcers, i bet.

 

and geese
they all team together in the quest to keep cars from being clean
only one thing can stop them
ninja elephents

 

What about nija monkeys? They can at least swing from tree to tree and stop the birds. Oh yeah, lightbulb!

 

Lightbulb lightbulb Lightbulb lightbulb Lightbulb lightbulb Lightbulb lightbulb Lightbulb lightbulb...

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM...

 

melon.

 

in the words of the irish
a nice big sack of potatoes
it's probly ain't spelled right but it's all i've got
chirp
i mean lightbulb, wow this has been a long day

 

Since potatoes grow underground, and they're plants, how do they get light? Do they make underground lightbulbs?