JCC How many toes do you have?

In an ongoing series of asking inane questions of the JCC of no general interest about your personal being, I am inquiring about your physical attributes. Me, 10 toes. You?

 

Mistletoe

 

I have all of my toes.

 

(for Evan)

 

OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!

 

I bet OZK has lost a tip

 

ICTYTT.

 

Eleven, if you count my cervical tumor.

 

Oh, God. LOL.

 

People who's 2nd toe is bigger than their 'big toe' are freaks.

 

My left big toe has a beard.

 

Mine's longer (but has less volume), but I bet I'd still lose a freak-off to you.

 

Extra long 2nd toes are trump cards.

 

Christmas Tree.

 

Greek Foot is the exact opposite of freakish. It was idealized in Greek sculpture and continued as such through Roman art, the Renaissance, and beyond. The Statue of Liberty even has it. Considering that freakish is Troglodytic and downright un-American.

 

The usual number.

 

That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

 

10 toes

 

I don't often count my toes, but when I do I always come up with ten.

 

You guys do realize that a foreskin is not the "tip" of the penis, yes?

 

I can't believe you guys have let this wonderful thread be ruined.