Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by toberfett, Dec 2, 2012.
I don't think there's any topping this one.
Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my lens again.
Don't center on your storyboards Obi-Wan. Keep your 2nd unit here and now where they belong.
Clouded this boy's audition is.
Much to film you still have.
At an end your budget is, and not short enough it was.
Faith in your 3D misplaced may be, as is your faith in the director's cut of the film.
Mudhole? Slimy? My outtake this is!
New Director: "Don't lecture me, fanboy! I see through the lies of TFN! I do not fear Disney as you do. I have brought continuity, pathos, new characters and planets to my new trilogy!"
Fanboy: "Your new trilogy!?!"
Grrrrrrr howlllllllll grrrrrrrrr director howl grrrrr..... that was chebacca
INTERIOR: Disney On Ice -- COMMAND CENTER
HAN: No sign of life out there, General. The Google Alerts are in place.
You'll know if anything comes around.
RIEEKAN: Commander Skywalker reported in yet?
HAN: No. He's checking out a report on Ain't It Cool News that hit.
RIEEKAN: (indicates iMac screen) With all the Sci-Fi and comic book movie activity in Hollywood, it's going to be difficult to spot approaching Directors.
Taking a deep breath, Han blurts out what is on his mind.
HAN: General, I've got to leave TFN.net forums. I can't stay anymore.
You guys are crazy and creative and crazy creative.
:TFN.net Forums. You will never find a more wretched hive of geeks and fanboys. We must be cautious."
"You really think we're going to find any fans here that will take us seriously?"
"Well, most of the best fans are to be found here, only watch yourself. This place can be a little rough."
"This bickering is pointless. George Lucas will provide us with the location of the director by the time this production is operational. We will then retcon the EU with one swift stroke."
Nobody has included Supershadow yet. I am dissapoint.
I mention Supershadow in nearly ever pertinent thread and somehow recieve a mindless barrage of 'boos'. As though people somehow take him seriously...
Lucas: help me...take this director's title off my resume
Kennedy: but your career will die if you do!
Lucas: nothing can stop that now...just once...let me look on OTHER directors being panned for defiling the memory of Star Wars
Kennedy takes over Lucasfilm, George begins to fade, but a final smile crosses his face
Lucas: you were right, you were right about me...tell the fanboys...you were right...
"Foolish director. Only now, at the end of post-production, do you understand."
This thread... just .
Now, you will pay the price for your lack of vision!
"Every single actor, including your friend Harrison Ford, is now an enemy of the franchise. Do what must be done. Do not hesitate, show no mercy. Only then will you save the PT bashers from total obsoletion."
"Look, I can take you as far as Adventureland. You can get a transport there to Main Street USA or wherever you're going."
I don't even...
The new director is young and naive. You will find controlling him won't be difficult.
Well naturally the Director will have to be the best of the best. I think that there are just so many options to choose from so we'll all just have to hope that Disney comes through for us on this one.
Fans: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Supershadow. Your sad devotion to that ancient website has not helped you conjure up the stolen scripts or given you clairvoyance enough to find Lucasfilms' hidden director- [cough ugh.] [reaches for a Halls.] Ahh, thats better.
"Sir. A transmission from Lucasfilm."
"It is Kathleen Kennedy herself. At last we are getting results. Again you come before us, Producer."
"You will not be so pleased when you hear what I have to say, Director. Your percentage negotiation on our contract has ended."
"I was not aware of such failure."
"I have word that Disney's lawyers are with you now, and that you have been commanded to reach a settlement."
"I know nothing of any Lawyers. You must be mistaken."
"Beware Director. Your agent has gone too far this time."
"We would never do anything without the approval of Lucas. You assume too much."
"We will see."
"George Lucas, I was wondering who was holding Kennedy's leash."
"You don't know how difficult I found it to sign the order terminating your contract."
"The more you tighten your grip, the more fans will slip through your fingers."
"We shall see... Before we begin Director, I'd like to invite you to a ceremony making this franchise fully operational. In a way, you have chosen the target for our first retcon..."
"Not the Thrawn Trilogy, it's beloved by the fans, it's compliant with the Original Trilogy and no threat to you!"
Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Uh, we had a slight camera malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
We're sending an executive up.
Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a spoiler leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
Who is this? What's your operating number?
Boring conversation, anyway. LUCAS, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!
Perhaps you refer to the imminent production of your sequel trilogy. Oh, I assure you the OT gushers are quite safe from your other films here.