Speculation how much power will our new director have?

I don't think there's any topping this one.

 

Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my lens again.
Don't center on your storyboards Obi-Wan. Keep your 2nd unit here and now where they belong.
Clouded this boy's audition is.
Much to film you still have.
At an end your budget is, and not short enough it was.
Faith in your 3D misplaced may be, as is your faith in the director's cut of the film.
Mudhole? Slimy? My outtake this is!

 

New Director: "Don't lecture me, fanboy! I see through the lies of TFN! I do not fear Disney as you do. I have brought continuity, pathos, new characters and planets to my new trilogy!"
Fanboy: "Your new trilogy!?!"

 

Grrrrrrr howlllllllll grrrrrrrrr director howl grrrrr..... that was chebacca

 

INTERIOR: Disney On Ice -- COMMAND CENTER

RIEEKAN: Solo?

HAN: No sign of life out there, General. The Google Alerts are in place.
You'll know if anything comes around.

RIEEKAN: Commander Skywalker reported in yet?

HAN: No. He's checking out a report on Ain't It Cool News that hit.

RIEEKAN: (indicates iMac screen) With all the Sci-Fi and comic book movie activity in Hollywood, it's going to be difficult to spot approaching Directors.

Taking a deep breath, Han blurts out what is on his mind.

HAN: General, I've got to leave TFN.net forums. I can't stay anymore.

 

You guys are crazy and creative and crazy creative.

 

"This bickering is pointless. George Lucas will provide us with the location of the director by the time this production is operational. We will then retcon the EU with one swift stroke."

 

Nobody has included Supershadow yet. I am dissapoint.

 

Lucas: help me...take this director's title off my resume
Kennedy: but your career will die if you do!
Lucas: nothing can stop that now...just once...let me look on OTHER directors being panned for defiling the memory of Star Wars
Kennedy takes over Lucasfilm, George begins to fade, but a final smile crosses his face
Lucas: you were right, you were right about me...tell the fanboys...you were right...

 

"Foolish director. Only now, at the end of post-production, do you understand."

 

This thread... just .

 

"Every single actor, including your friend Harrison Ford, is now an enemy of the franchise. Do what must be done. Do not hesitate, show no mercy. Only then will you save the PT bashers from total obsoletion."

 

"Look, I can take you as far as Adventureland. You can get a transport there to Main Street USA or wherever you're going."

 

I don't even...

 

Well naturally the Director will have to be the best of the best. I think that there are just so many options to choose from so we'll all just have to hope that Disney comes through for us on this one.

 

Fans: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Supershadow. Your sad devotion to that ancient website has not helped you conjure up the stolen scripts or given you clairvoyance enough to find Lucasfilms' hidden director- [cough ugh.] [reaches for a Halls.] Ahh, thats better.

 

"Sir. A transmission from Lucasfilm."
"It is Kathleen Kennedy herself. At last we are getting results. Again you come before us, Producer."
"You will not be so pleased when you hear what I have to say, Director. Your percentage negotiation on our contract has ended."
"I was not aware of such failure."
"I have word that Disney's lawyers are with you now, and that you have been commanded to reach a settlement."
"I know nothing of any Lawyers. You must be mistaken."
"Beware Director. Your agent has gone too far this time."
"We would never do anything without the approval of Lucas. You assume too much."
"We will see."

 

"George Lucas, I was wondering who was holding Kennedy's leash."
"You don't know how difficult I found it to sign the order terminating your contract."
"The more you tighten your grip, the more fans will slip through your fingers."
"We shall see... Before we begin Director, I'd like to invite you to a ceremony making this franchise fully operational. In a way, you have chosen the target for our first retcon..."
"Not the Thrawn Trilogy, it's beloved by the fans, it's compliant with the Original Trilogy and no threat to you!"