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Census How shall I avoid going bald gracefully?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, Dec 27, 2013.

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How shall I avoid going bald gracefully?

  1. Rogaine

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  2. Some other drug

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Comb-over

    5 vote(s)
    15.6%
  4. Shave and tattoo my head

    14 vote(s)
    43.8%
  5. Other (please explain)

    12 vote(s)
    37.5%
  1. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
    I've noticed that as I've entered my 40's I've begun to thin out up top. This irritates me, as I've always had luxurious locks, and now it seems that age and testosterone are taking their toll on my scalp. So my question to you miscreants is obvious....how do I desperately cling to the idea of youth, vitality, and vanity?
     
  2. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 2, 2000
    I voted other. Magic marker. Or, if blond, highlighter.
     
  3. Ananta Chetan

    Ananta Chetan Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Aug 11, 2013
    Become a monk. Renounce your hair on your terms, before it renounces you.
     
  4. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jan 7, 2013
    yeah i sort of want to see you with a comb-over

    oh and i found this
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  5. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May 25, 2001
    [​IMG]

    Or

    The Man Show's "Hair Alternative Treatment"
     
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  6. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Mar 15, 2004
    Plugs brah.
     
  7. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    Shave it.... it's the truly graceful way to go about it.


    Plus, you'll look badass as a baldie.
     
  8. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Mar 4, 2011
    Yeah, Kristie best me to it. Shaved all the way.

    Rogaine and combovers are a lame way of denying the process whereas shaving is embracing it. It's going bald on purpose before Mother Nature can force it on you.
     
  9. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 2, 2007
    I've been balding since I was 21 (31 now), and I've just let the process continue in the natural way. I haven't noticed any significant progress in the last five years, though.
     
  10. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2009
    I've had thinning hair as I got older (all I know is I must've gotten it from my mother's side of the family), so I decided to shave my head periodically. It isn't so bad, if you do it every few weeks or so.
     
  11. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    Regenerate.
     
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  12. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    Wear an afro wig for lols.
     
  13. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 2, 2000
    No one in my family has really balded, so I'm holding on to hope that my hair will stay with me. It started going gray in my early twenties, but I think it looks good, personally. I'd never dye it. With all the depression I've gone through, I kinda feel like I've earned my gray hair.
     
  14. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    Mar 14, 2004
    you finally have the perfect excuse to have your skull surgically removed and replaced with a glass one. do it.
     
  15. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 18, 2012
    I am either going to have the fate of my dad and lose my hair by the time I am twenty or I have my mom's genes and have my hair into my sixties like my grandfather.
     
  16. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 20, 2003
  17. Darth Valkyrus

    Darth Valkyrus Jedi Master star 4

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    Apr 12, 2013
    Shave head, grow beard.
     
  18. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jul 10, 1998
    Figure out something you like and then go with it. Also, post pics, if it makes you look like a freak then we'll let you know*.


    *After we all save the pics and put them up all over the internet.
     
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  19. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oh, wait, wait . . . just hold off for a couple more years until the Singularity and then get a robot head.
     
  20. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Scalp a man with a fuller head of hair than your own and wear it.
     
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  21. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    Oct 4, 1998
    Go bald with no grace whatsoever. It's working for me.

    "It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sun powered love machine."

    "A man only has so many hormones. If you want to use yours to grow hair, that's your choice."
     
  22. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 2, 2007
    Just wear a hat wherever you go. Preferably a tricorn or a bowler.
     
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  23. COMPNOR

    COMPNOR Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Aug 19, 2003
    What MrZAP said, but make it a green wool cap so you can look like Mike Nesmith.
     
  24. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2009
    Baseball cap, like Ron Howard.
     
  25. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    Nah.... don't cover it with a hat. That's as bad as wearing a rug. Just own it.
     
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