Census How shall I avoid going bald gracefully?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, Dec 27, 2013.

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How shall I avoid going bald gracefully?

Rogaine 1 vote(s) 3.1%
Some other drug 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Comb-over 5 vote(s) 15.6%
Shave and tattoo my head 14 vote(s) 43.8%
Other (please explain) 12 vote(s) 37.5%
  1. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 27, 2012
    star 4
    I've noticed that as I've entered my 40's I've begun to thin out up top. This irritates me, as I've always had luxurious locks, and now it seems that age and testosterone are taking their toll on my scalp. So my question to you miscreants is obvious....how do I desperately cling to the idea of youth, vitality, and vanity?
    Last edited by Mortimer Snerd, Dec 27, 2013
  2. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

    Member Since:
    Nov 2, 2000
    star 8
    I voted other. Magic marker. Or, if blond, highlighter.
  3. Ananta Chetan Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 11, 2013
    star 4
    Become a monk. Renounce your hair on your terms, before it renounces you.
  4. Zapdos Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 7, 2013
    star 5
    yeah i sort of want to see you with a comb-over

    oh and i found this
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    Last edited by Zapdos, Dec 27, 2013
  5. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2001
    star 9
    [IMG]

    Or

    The Man Show's "Hair Alternative Treatment"
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  6. EmpireForever Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2004
    star 8
  7. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 9
    Shave it.... it's the truly graceful way to go about it.


    Plus, you'll look badass as a baldie.
  8. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 4, 2011
    star 8
    Yeah, Kristie best me to it. Shaved all the way.

    Rogaine and combovers are a lame way of denying the process whereas shaving is embracing it. It's going bald on purpose before Mother Nature can force it on you.
  9. timmoishere Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2007
    star 6
    I've been balding since I was 21 (31 now), and I've just let the process continue in the natural way. I haven't noticed any significant progress in the last five years, though.
    Last edited by timmoishere, Dec 27, 2013
  10. DantheJedi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 2009
    star 5
    I've had thinning hair as I got older (all I know is I must've gotten it from my mother's side of the family), so I decided to shave my head periodically. It isn't so bad, if you do it every few weeks or so.
  11. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
  12. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Nov 20, 2012
    star 7
  13. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

    Member Since:
    Nov 2, 2000
    star 8
    No one in my family has really balded, so I'm holding on to hope that my hair will stay with me. It started going gray in my early twenties, but I think it looks good, personally. I'd never dye it. With all the depression I've gone through, I kinda feel like I've earned my gray hair.
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  14. tom Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    you finally have the perfect excuse to have your skull surgically removed and replaced with a glass one. do it.
    Last edited by tom, Dec 27, 2013
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  15. Lazy Storm Trooper Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 18, 2012
    star 4
    I am either going to have the fate of my dad and lose my hair by the time I am twenty or I have my mom's genes and have my hair into my sixties like my grandfather.
  16. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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    Aug 20, 2003
    star 7
  17. Darth Valkyrus Force Ghost

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    Apr 12, 2013
    star 4
  18. Kyle Katarn Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 1998
    star 6
    Figure out something you like and then go with it. Also, post pics, if it makes you look like a freak then we'll let you know*.


    *After we all save the pics and put them up all over the internet.
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  19. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

    Member Since:
    Nov 2, 2000
    star 8
    Oh, wait, wait . . . just hold off for a couple more years until the Singularity and then get a robot head.
  20. Darth Guy Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2002
    star 10
    Scalp a man with a fuller head of hair than your own and wear it.
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  21. Sarge Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Oct 4, 1998
    star 4
    Go bald with no grace whatsoever. It's working for me.

    "It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sun powered love machine."

    "A man only has so many hormones. If you want to use yours to grow hair, that's your choice."
  22. MrZAP Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2007
    star 5
    Just wear a hat wherever you go. Preferably a tricorn or a bowler.
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  23. COMPNOR Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 19, 2003
    star 3
    What MrZAP said, but make it a green wool cap so you can look like Mike Nesmith.
  24. DantheJedi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 2009
    star 5
    Baseball cap, like Ron Howard.
  25. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 9
    Nah.... don't cover it with a hat. That's as bad as wearing a rug. Just own it.
    Last edited by harpua, Dec 27, 2013
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