Games How Star Wars could've ended in 1 minute, EU edition

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by purplerain, Apr 16, 2014.

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  1. purplerain Force Ghost

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    I love the equivilant thread in the movie boards, so I decided to create an EU version.

    The Starbreaker 12 is destroyed in Hyperspace before it gets anywhere near the Sith Empire. As a result, Naga Sadow never discovers the Republic and the Sith never become a problem.
  2. Force Smuggler Chosen One

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    The Sith and the Republic would have met up eventually. Not then sure, but they would have met up sooner or later.
  3. General Immodet Force Ghost

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    Engineer Bevel Lemelisk discovered the flaw in the Death Star plans and managed to solve the problem involving the exhaust pipes just before the Battle of Yavin IV took place.
    Last edited by General Immodet, Apr 17, 2014
  4. purplerain Force Ghost

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    Tython explodes as soon as the Tho Yor land.
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  5. General Immodet Force Ghost

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    After killing his Master, Darth Plagueis never regained the power to get out of the cave and subsequently died.
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  6. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    Grand Admiral Thrawn led a sucessful revolt agains the Emperor and Vadar immediately after the events of ROTS
  7. General Immodet Force Ghost

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    Exar Kun managed to reach out to Luke Skywalker when he arrived on Yavin IV for the first time.
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  8. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Palpatine is not informed that Anakin is on Outbound Flight.
  9. General Immodet Force Ghost

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    Mara Jade was allowed to accompany Jabba to the Pit of Carkoon.
  10. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Bastila: "My lightsaber was… misplaced. I couldn't find it after the crash. I looked everywhere in that pod. The Vulkars came and overwhelmed me even as I was searching for my weapon."
    Carth: "Wait a minute, let me get this straight. You lost your lightsaber? Ha-ha! I mean, isn't that a violation of some kind of Jedi code or something?"
    Revan: "You know what? You're right, Carth. This lady's useless. We're outta here. Bye, Bastila, have fun trying to find your way off Taris without us!"

    * * *

    Darth Bane: "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody the power, the other to crave it. Y-you know what, that's silly. There should be at least three. Yeah. The Rule of Three. I like it."
  11. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    "My Emperor, your convoluted clone resurrection plan seems solid, however, there is better way to ensure absolute power across the galaxy forever. Let me tell you about the great being known as Waru...."
    Last edited by BigAl6ft6, Apr 19, 2014
  12. General Immodet Force Ghost

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    The Rakghoul plague was spread throughout the whole Galaxy.
  13. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    "Hi Mara! Since we went through all that business with Thrawn and C'Boath, you can have my old lightsaber. And here! Try this! It's called 'hot chocolate'."
    "'Chocolate'...? What kind of witchery substance is this, Skywalker? You're introducing things into our galaxy that shouldn't exist! Blasphemer!"
    *Mara ignites lightsaber and decapitates Luke*
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  14. General Immodet Force Ghost

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    Mara accidentally killed the real Luke instead of his clone.
  15. CrazyOldHermit Force Ghost

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    Anakin comes to his senses, doesn't fall to the dark side and helps Mace destroy Palpatine.
  16. Mitth_Fisto Chosen One

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    Palpatine, Obi-won, and Anakin died in the crash / breakup of CIS ship over/onto/into Coruscant.
  17. General Immodet Force Ghost

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    All Imperials kept on fighting after the destruction of the second Death Star instead of retreating.
  18. gizkaspice Jedi Master

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    Revan goes native while on Lehon and becomes one with the gizkas
  19. General Immodet Force Ghost

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    @Bazinga'd: Gentis, Trachta, Nord and Zaarin all staged a coup, but they all failed. Of course, if one of them succeeded the SW history would have been changed.
    Last edited by General Immodet, Apr 23, 2014
  20. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Darth Bane wasn't far enough away from the thought bomb.
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  21. General Immodet Force Ghost

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    A) IG-88 used the the super laser of the second Death Star during the Battle of Endor to target all capital ships, creating enormous confusion.
    B) Moff Jerjerrod used the super laser of the second Death Star to target the moon of Endor.
    => Not sure, what the outcome would be... I leave it up to you to your own imagination...

    By the way, I am suprised nobody ever mentioned the Infinities comic series.
  22. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    "Accidentally." Riiight. ;)
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  23. General Immodet Force Ghost

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    If she wanted to be absolutely sure her nightmares/visions of Palpatine would stop, she should have killed the real Luke...
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  24. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    JANIA: "So, mom, dad, Uncle Luke, you guys are all 'retired' now?"
    HAN: "Seems so."
    LEIA: "Yup."
    LUKE: "Well, after the events of 'Crucible', we decided to hang it up, and leave the fate of the galaxy in your capable hands."
    *Jag walks in, reading a Datapad*
    JAG: "Hey, guys, I know you're retired now and all, but I got this weird message on my datapad...something from starwars.com about us all being declared non-canon...?"
    JANIA: "Wait, wha-"
    *Jana and Jag blink out of existence, everything disappears into a flash of white light...which fades back to the Ewok party at Endor, with Luke, Leia and Han now suddenly their younger selves*
    EWOKS: Yub yub! Yub yub!
    *Han, Leia and Luke look momentarily confused and befuddled.*
    HAN: Woah...uh, Leia, what just happened?
    LEIA: I dunno, I got a headache, it's fading very fast.
    LUKE: Yeah... huh. Weird. I think we need a drink.
    HAN: Yes, let's get a drink and forget whatever it is we just forgot.
    LEIA: Agreed!
  25. MRCynical Jedi Grand Master

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    Anakin interpets "only with me can you save Padme" as a threat and kills Sidious during their initial confrontation.
    Last edited by MRCynical, Apr 27, 2014
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