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SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by HeDoesn'tLikeYou, Nov 18, 2013.

  1. HeDoesn'tLikeYou

    HeDoesn'tLikeYou Jedi Youngling

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  2. Darth_Nub

    Darth_Nub Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Moving to SWC
     
  3. DLINE

    DLINE Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Haha I really enjoyed thanks for sharing that with me! Whoo
     
  4. Merkual

    Merkual Jedi Knight star 4

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    I remember a thread like this in Saga, where people would write how Star Wars could have ended,

    some of the best were:

    -"there goes another one"

    "hold your fire, there are no life forms, must've short circuited"

    "shoot it down anyway"

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    "Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru would have wanted me to stay here, and look after the farm, I owe it to their memory"

    ----

    "you don't need to see his identification, but you'll need to get past that Toydarian too"
     
  5. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    "I say we are in range now".

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Hand of the Mod Squad and Enforcer of the Realm star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Or. . . . . .

    Mr. Tarkin, Sir......we have covered the small exhaust port with the appropriate armor.
     
  7. Merkual

    Merkual Jedi Knight star 4

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    "wait Luke Wait"
     
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  8. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Hand of the Mod Squad and Enforcer of the Realm star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Or

    Tarkin: Speed up this damn battlestation. It should not take 15 mins to get into firing position.

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  9. Merkual

    Merkual Jedi Knight star 4

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    "have those droids memories wiped, they belong to us now"

    "k"
     
  10. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Hand of the Mod Squad and Enforcer of the Realm star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Or:

    C3P0: What do you mean the landing jets in this escape pod won't work?

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  11. Merkual

    Merkual Jedi Knight star 4

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    "uncle owen, what about that one?"

    "nah, if the red one is useless the blue one won't be much good either"

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    "I have no use for any droids"
     
  12. CommanderDrenn

    CommanderDrenn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Or:
    "SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE COMPACTORS! SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE COMPACTORS!"
    C3PO; "Where is the comlink? Artoo, go get it over there,"
    *crunch*
     
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  13. Merkual

    Merkual Jedi Knight star 4

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    "oh crap the comlink got wet"
     
  14. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Hand of the Mod Squad and Enforcer of the Realm star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Red 5 informing Red leader that due to engine malfunction I can not start my attack run

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  15. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Hand of the Mod Squad and Enforcer of the Realm star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Or

    Red 5 breaking off his attack run due to voices in his head.

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  16. Thuro

    Thuro Jedi Knight star 4

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    Or: Anikan. Use protection.
     
  17. SkywalkerSquadron

    SkywalkerSquadron Jedi Knight star 4

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    Anakin about to leave Tatooine: "I can't do it, mom. I just can't."
    *stays on Tatooine*
     
  18. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Obi-Wan: You were right about one thing master. The negotiations were short.
    (Qui-Gon brutally stabs Obi-Wan to death and then proceeds to facepalm to death as well)
     
  19. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    "If we didn't have the right calculations, we'd fly right into a star, or bounce too close to a supernova, and that would end your trip ... oh, blast it, I'll just jump to lightspeed right now."
    *Falcon goes to lightspeed, bounces too close to a supernova and flies right into a star.*
     
  20. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    "Your Tauntan will freeze before you reach the first marker!"
    "Then I'll see you at the cafeteria for some hot chocolate if it's that blasted cold outside. Kid'll be fine."
     
  21. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Leia: I love you!

    Han: **** off.
     
  22. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    "Lando, I'll open the hatch."
    "Leia, the hatch to the Falcon won't open. why hasn't Han fixed anything on here....aaaaaaand Luke just hit the roof, skidded off and fell to his death..."
     
  23. Thuro

    Thuro Jedi Knight star 4

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    Anakin: You brought him here to kill me.

    Padme: No its not true

    Anakin: Oh, okay. *hugs wife*
     
  24. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Han: We're all clear kid! Let's blow this thing and go home!

    Luke: (is asleep)
     
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  25. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    "There he is! He's still alive. Get a medical capsule immediately."
    "Sir, we forgot it.... Hey, you told us to rush!"
    *Vader dies on the shores of Mustafar*