SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

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  1. HeDoesn'tLikeYou Jedi Youngling

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  2. Darth_Nub Saga, Classic Trilogy and Film Music Manager

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  3. DLINE Jedi Knight

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    Haha I really enjoyed thanks for sharing that with me! Whoo
  4. Merkual Force Ghost

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    I remember a thread like this in Saga, where people would write how Star Wars could have ended,

    some of the best were:

    -"there goes another one"

    "hold your fire, there are no life forms, must've short circuited"

    "shoot it down anyway"

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    "Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru would have wanted me to stay here, and look after the farm, I owe it to their memory"

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    "you don't need to see his identification, but you'll need to get past that Toydarian too"
  5. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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  6. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    Or. . . . . .

    Mr. Tarkin, Sir......we have covered the small exhaust port with the appropriate armor.
  7. Merkual Force Ghost

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    "wait Luke Wait"
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  8. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    Or

    Tarkin: Speed up this damn battlestation. It should not take 15 mins to get into firing position.

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  9. Merkual Force Ghost

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    "have those droids memories wiped, they belong to us now"

    "k"
  10. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    Or:

    C3P0: What do you mean the landing jets in this escape pod won't work?

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  11. Merkual Force Ghost

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    "uncle owen, what about that one?"

    "nah, if the red one is useless the blue one won't be much good either"

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    "I have no use for any droids"
  12. CommanderDrenn Jedi Grand Master

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    Or:
    "SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE COMPACTORS! SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE COMPACTORS!"
    C3PO; "Where is the comlink? Artoo, go get it over there,"
    *crunch*
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  13. Merkual Force Ghost

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    "oh crap the comlink got wet"
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  14. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    Red 5 informing Red leader that due to engine malfunction I can not start my attack run

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  15. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    Or

    Red 5 breaking off his attack run due to voices in his head.

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  16. Thuro Jedi Grand Master

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    Or: Anikan. Use protection.
  17. SkywalkerSquadron Jedi Grand Master

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    Anakin about to leave Tatooine: "I can't do it, mom. I just can't."
    *stays on Tatooine*
  18. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Obi-Wan: You were right about one thing master. The negotiations were short.
    (Qui-Gon brutally stabs Obi-Wan to death and then proceeds to facepalm to death as well)
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  19. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    "If we didn't have the right calculations, we'd fly right into a star, or bounce too close to a supernova, and that would end your trip ... oh, blast it, I'll just jump to lightspeed right now."
    *Falcon goes to lightspeed, bounces too close to a supernova and flies right into a star.*
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  20. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    "Your Tauntan will freeze before you reach the first marker!"
    "Then I'll see you at the cafeteria for some hot chocolate if it's that blasted cold outside. Kid'll be fine."
  21. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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  22. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    "Lando, I'll open the hatch."
    "Leia, the hatch to the Falcon won't open. why hasn't Han fixed anything on here....aaaaaaand Luke just hit the roof, skidded off and fell to his death..."
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  23. Thuro Jedi Grand Master

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    Anakin: You brought him here to kill me.

    Padme: No its not true

    Anakin: Oh, okay. *hugs wife*
  24. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Han: We're all clear kid! Let's blow this thing and go home!

    Luke: (is asleep)
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  25. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    "There he is! He's still alive. Get a medical capsule immediately."
    "Sir, we forgot it.... Hey, you told us to rush!"
    *Vader dies on the shores of Mustafar*