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SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by HeDoesn'tLikeYou, Nov 18, 2013.

  1. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Ric Olie: All the droids have been destroyed! We're finished.
     
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  2. Kess Banta

    Kess Banta Jedi Knight star 4

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    The Old Jedi Order decides it is better to handle animal instincts if they openly deal with them instead of demanding Jedi remain celibate.
     
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  3. General Immodet

    General Immodet Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 5, 2012
    Luke activates his father's lightsaber and accidentally kills himself.
     
  4. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    Ric Ollie: The whole planet is one huge ci-OHMYGODLOOKOUT

    *crashes into and incinerates Palpatine*
     
  5. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Obi Wan: Slow this thing down, you are going too fast.

    Luke: (takes hands off control stick): Look at me no hands.......Oh crap.....hold on.......

    The Lanspeeder that Luke, Obi Wan and the droids are on speeding to Anchorhead, flip over, ejcting its passengers. Luke and Obi Wan are killed and the droids are destroyed alons with Artoo's memory
     
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  6. Jade_Pilot

    Jade_Pilot Jedi Master star 5

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    Dec 10, 2005
    "Quit your whining, get back to work--aah you've made me miss the Jawas."
     
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  7. plaidphoenix

    plaidphoenix Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Nov 6, 2013
    During the Battle of Hoth, while trying to extricate himself from his crashed snowspeeder, Luke is crushed to death by the falling foot of an AT-AT.
     
  8. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Nov 12, 2012
    "Dak? Dak! Oh...my...DAK IS DEAD! DAK IS DEAD!!! AAARRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
    *In a fit of grief and rage, Luke flies his snowspeeder right into an AT-AT*
     
  9. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    *Luke develops gangrene from being immersed in a tauntaun by Han and dies shortly thereafter. *
     
  10. purplerain

    purplerain Jedi Knight star 4

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    Sep 14, 2013
    Palpatine: Are you going to kill me?
    Anakin: Of course I will! You killed the only person who could have saved Padme!
     
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  11. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Nov 12, 2012
    OBI-WAN: "His abilities have made him, well, arrogant."
    YODA: "Hmmmm. Arrogance for a Jedi, the shade of the Dark Side that is. Sentenced to spend the next 3 years peeling potatoes in the kitchen, Skywalker is. Humility it will teach him!"
     
  12. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Luke: What does this button do, Sir.

    (Looking over the business end of his father's light saber, Luke ignites the blade, accidentally impaling him through his head.)
     
  13. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    Palpatine: You will be destroyed.

    *Luke is destroyed because Vader went into shock because of his injuries.*
     
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  14. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    *Vader throws the Emperor down the shaft. Upon hitting the bottom of the shaft, the emperor's body explodes with the force of 100 nuclear weapons, killing everyon on the Dearth Star and radiating all life on the forrest moon below.*
     
  15. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Nov 12, 2012
    "Seventeen thousand... you know what? It's not worth it dodging Imps in the Falcon. Let's bail on the kid and the Old Man and get drunk at Mos Espa, Chewie."
     
  16. General Immodet

    General Immodet Jedi Master star 4

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    Admiral Ozzel did not be as clumsy as he was in the movies.
     
  17. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    *Obi Wan cant remember where he hid Luke some twenty years ago, exacerbated by the fact that Owen moved the family several times over the years.
     
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  18. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    The opening crawl of ANH rams into Tatooine, blowing it up.
     
  19. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Global Warming kills every living organism on Tatooine.
     
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  20. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Threepio forgets to turn the comlink back on.

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. plaidphoenix

    plaidphoenix Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The escape pod carrying R2 and C3PO crashes into the sarlacc pit.
     
  22. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    After striking down Obi Wan, Vader beats the closing blast door and force chokes Luke.

    Vader: All too easy
     
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  23. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Nov 12, 2012
    "Just the passengers, two droids ... and no questions asked."
    "'No questions asked'? What the hell? Sorry, old man, nobody gets on my ship without filling out a detailed questionnaire. You're on your own!"
     
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  24. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    The universe explodes.
     
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  25. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 1, 2012
    Hey....These are the droids we have been looking for
     
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