SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

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  1. Winston_Sith Force Ghost

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    Ric Olie: All the droids have been destroyed! We're finished.
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  2. Kesselia K Lendra Jedi Master

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    The Old Jedi Order decides it is better to handle animal instincts if they openly deal with them instead of demanding Jedi remain celibate.
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  3. General Immodet Force Ghost

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    Luke activates his father's lightsaber and accidentally kills himself.
  4. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Ric Ollie: The whole planet is one huge ci-OHMYGODLOOKOUT

    *crashes into and incinerates Palpatine*
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  5. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    Obi Wan: Slow this thing down, you are going too fast.

    Luke: (takes hands off control stick): Look at me no hands.......Oh crap.....hold on.......

    The Lanspeeder that Luke, Obi Wan and the droids are on speeding to Anchorhead, flip over, ejcting its passengers. Luke and Obi Wan are killed and the droids are destroyed alons with Artoo's memory
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  6. Jade_Pilot Force Ghost

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    "Quit your whining, get back to work--aah you've made me miss the Jawas."
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  7. plaidphoenix Force Ghost

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    During the Battle of Hoth, while trying to extricate himself from his crashed snowspeeder, Luke is crushed to death by the falling foot of an AT-AT.
  8. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    "Dak? Dak! Oh...my...DAK IS DEAD! DAK IS DEAD!!! AAARRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
    *In a fit of grief and rage, Luke flies his snowspeeder right into an AT-AT*
  9. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    *Luke develops gangrene from being immersed in a tauntaun by Han and dies shortly thereafter. *
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  10. purplerain Force Ghost

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    Palpatine: Are you going to kill me?
    Anakin: Of course I will! You killed the only person who could have saved Padme!
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  11. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    OBI-WAN: "His abilities have made him, well, arrogant."
    YODA: "Hmmmm. Arrogance for a Jedi, the shade of the Dark Side that is. Sentenced to spend the next 3 years peeling potatoes in the kitchen, Skywalker is. Humility it will teach him!"
  12. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    Luke: What does this button do, Sir.

    (Looking over the business end of his father's light saber, Luke ignites the blade, accidentally impaling him through his head.)
  13. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Palpatine: You will be destroyed.

    *Luke is destroyed because Vader went into shock because of his injuries.*
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  14. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    *Vader throws the Emperor down the shaft. Upon hitting the bottom of the shaft, the emperor's body explodes with the force of 100 nuclear weapons, killing everyon on the Dearth Star and radiating all life on the forrest moon below.*
  15. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    "Seventeen thousand... you know what? It's not worth it dodging Imps in the Falcon. Let's bail on the kid and the Old Man and get drunk at Mos Espa, Chewie."
  16. General Immodet Force Ghost

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    Admiral Ozzel did not be as clumsy as he was in the movies.
  17. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    *Obi Wan cant remember where he hid Luke some twenty years ago, exacerbated by the fact that Owen moved the family several times over the years.
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  18. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    The opening crawl of ANH rams into Tatooine, blowing it up.
  19. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    Global Warming kills every living organism on Tatooine.
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  20. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Threepio forgets to turn the comlink back on.

    [IMG]
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  21. plaidphoenix Force Ghost

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    The escape pod carrying R2 and C3PO crashes into the sarlacc pit.
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  22. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    After striking down Obi Wan, Vader beats the closing blast door and force chokes Luke.

    Vader: All too easy
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  23. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    "Just the passengers, two droids ... and no questions asked."
    "'No questions asked'? What the hell? Sorry, old man, nobody gets on my ship without filling out a detailed questionnaire. You're on your own!"
  24. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    The universe explodes.
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  25. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    Hey....These are the droids we have been looking for
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