SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

Ahsoka Tano doesn't make it in time to save Anakin and Obi-Wan from the toxic gas filling up the cave they are trapped in.

 

Darth Vader suffers severe blood poisoning from his new suit.

 

Grievous succeeds in killing Anakin and Obi-Wan.

 

After his gambling losses in TPM, Watto slips into a deep depression and commits suicide. After Watto's untimely demise, his death-stick-addict, slacker son Blotto takes over the junk shop. When Anakin and Padme return to Tattooine to find Shmi, they find Blotto, strung out on death-sticks, cursing at random Jawas. When Anakin reveals his identity to Blotto, the younger Toydarian launches into a seething rage, having blamed Anakin for his father's death all these years. He drives Anakin and Padme out of Mos Espa and then goes to the Hutts, and persuades them to ban them from returning to Tattooine ever again, upon penalty of death.

 

Luke: that Artoo unit escaped? well he will be too far gone now, forget it, we will just have to wait for the next sale. As for you...no more oil baths.

 

STORMTROOPER: It's them! Blast them!

*Stormtroopers, for once, have quick reflexes and good aim and gun down Luke, Leia, Han & Chewie before they can get a shot off*

 

Luke misses the shot and the death star blows up Yavine Four.

 

Vader is still on the ground writhing in pain as Palpatine blasts Luke with Force Lightning.

 

Xizor succeeds in killing Luke just to see the look on Vader's face.

 

Vader tosses Sidious over the railing and into the Death Star II reactor shaft. Temporarily stunned by his apprentice's betrayal, and furious at Luke's lack of turning to the Dark Side, Sidious stops shooting Force Lightning from his fingers and recomposes himself. He free falls for a moment before drifting toward the outer wall of the reactor shaft, from which he executes a Force Jump up the shaft to another portion of the wall, and keeps jumping ever upward. Nearing the top of the platform where Vader and Luke, severly injured by the power of Sidious' Force Lightning, lay motionless, Sidious ignites his red lightsaber, and, in a state of rage, slices the father and son to pieces. Realizing the battle is nearly lost, regardless, he uses the Force to quickly turn the Death Star toward the forest moon of Endor, gets to his shuttle, and escapes the Death Star before it explodes. Before it explodes, he is able to give Commander Jerjerrod the order to fire on the Sanctuary Moon.

 

Vader destroys Luke's x-wing during the fight over the first death star.

 

Luke is so angered by Bigg's death that the Dark Side clouds his mind. All of his latent Force abilities are distorted, and Ben's disembodied voice is drown out by thoughts of anger fear and aggression.

 

Palpatine kills Luke in front of Vader and gives the order to destroy Endor.

 

Tion Medon was turned to the COS before Obi-Wan arrived, and he informs General Grievous when Obi-Wan arrives on Utapau.

 

And then he yanks the star destroyer from space onto the Mos Eisley Cantina.

 

Luke is killed by Jabba's Ranchor

 

While transporting the carbon frozen Han Solo to Slave I, Boba Fett is ambushed by Luke Skywalker. When one of the Cloud City security guards panics and falls on the carbonite slab containing Han Solo, all the lights in the readout screen switch off as the slab hits the ground before rising back up to normal position again. Fett signals all the stormtroopers and guards to move on without him as he distracts Luke. Luke eventually moves on himself, and checks the readout screen again. Still no lights. Fett bumps it with his fist, and the lights come back on, showing no signs of life inside. Fett blasts the cloud city guard who bumped the slab in the face, and boards Slave I to travel to Tattooine. When he arrives on Tattooine to explain the situation, Jabba is furious and tosses him into the Sarlacc pit.

 

Storm troopers get lucky shots off killing Luke and Leia.

 

Chewbacca gets so angry at Han being frozen in carbonite that he is executed by the Stormtroopers, the Carbonite Freezing of Han does not go well and Han ends up dead and Lando decides not to help Leia and hands her over to Vader.
Luke falls into that trap and duels Vader, only that when he is holding on from the weather vane, Leia can't rescue him, Lando doesn't want to and he falls to his death.

Fin

 

Threepio and Arto are destroyed while riding the escape pod.

 

The Trade Federation destroys Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's ship before they disembark.

 

The Millennium Falcon shoots a TIE fighter into Vader's TIE Advanced X1, which immediately short circuits, electrocuting Vader and frying his life support suit

 

The Millennium Falcon is destroyed with Luke, Leia, and Han onboard

 

Jar Jar takes Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan to Otoh Gunga, where they convince the wise, compassionate, and farseeing Gungan leader, Boss Nass, to join with the Naboo to take their planet back from the corrupt Trade Federation. As Boss Nass had, since his early youth, been deeply troubled by what he saw as the needless antagonism between the Gungans and the Naboo, Obi-Wan's bit about the "symbiont circle", in particular, really opened his eyes to the scope of the enormous tragedy soon to befall not simply the Naboo people, or the Gungan people; but ALL of the various species of his world, and of the necessity to set old rivalries aside, and come together in planetary unity.

 

Anakin actually allows Mace Windu to kill Palpatine in his office