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SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by HeDoesn'tLikeYou, Nov 18, 2013.

  1. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Vader: Noooooooooooooooooooi

    (Vader ignites saber and commits Hari Kari)

    Emperor: Noooooooooooooo

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  2. Thuro

    Thuro Jedi Knight star 4

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    Vader: You don't know the power of the dark side.

    Luke: Yes I do *grabs him and throws him over the edge*
     
  3. Merkual

    Merkual Jedi Knight star 4

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    many bothans died, before they could bring us the information we needed.
     
  4. Darth Eddie

    Darth Eddie Jedi Master star 4

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    Qui-Gon Jinn: "We're here to force a settlement."
    Gunray: "...Okay fine with me. We're outta here."
     
  5. Merkual

    Merkual Jedi Knight star 4

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    "the death star...the plans are on this death star"
     
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  6. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    "The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away."
    "That's impossible. How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?"
    "Well.... holy $#%&, you're right!"
    *calls up Palpatine on holo.*
    "My Lord, how will you maintain control without the bureaucracy?"
    "Well.... holy $#%&, you're right!"
     
  7. Merkual

    Merkual Jedi Knight star 4

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    Yoda: hmm ready to take the clone army the Republic is

    Lama Su: password given by Sifo Dyas please
     
  8. Randwulf Crescentmoon

    Randwulf Crescentmoon Jedi Master star 4

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    How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

    I wish I could see the humor in this, but sadly there was in fact one such instance back in the day, that did end many theatergoers' viewings of A New Hope, and unfortunately, 'twas all to real.

    Here is an article by J. P. Ureus from The Daily News Newspaper titled A New Hope: Lens Flare Scare.

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    If you wish to read the article in its' entirety, read on.

    Late last night, millions of dedicated theatergoers flocked to see a viewing of Sci-Fi space opera, A New Hope. An epic adventure about a farm-boy, a princess, a rogue, his furry companion, a mentor, a comical droid, another comical droid, a dastardly villain with a mask, an emperor, a space station, and a galaxy far, far away. Little did they know, they were about to embark on a different journey altogether...

    This taking place not far, far away, but instead right in the comfort of their seats, when during a scene in which the above mentioned farm-boy, Luke Skywalker has his destiny unveiled to him by the aforementioned mentor Ben Kenobi, Luke proceeds to ignite a weapon left to him by his father.

    The problem with this scenario is that upon igniting this "Jedi lightsaber", as it was referred to, George Lucas' insertion of lens flares temporarily blinded the audience. Unfortunately, temporarily turned out to be not at all temporary, lasting the duration of the film's remaining hour and a half.

    One fan's account of the story is as follows, "I couldn't believe it. One second their were such pretty colors, and the next...they were everywhere. We couldn't see in front of us. It was a nightmare."

    When George Lucas was pressed for comment his only reaction to the incident was the following, "Did they like the movie?"

    Chilling words indeed. End of Article
     
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  9. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    Qui Gon: "I'm sending you a blood reading. I need a midichlorian count"

    Obi-Wan: "Ok we've spoken about this Master. There are no such things as midichlorians. No tiny bug like things in our blood. You've just forgotten to take your medication. Now leave the nice boy alone & come back to the ship, ok?"
     
  10. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    • "Are you an angel?" "No, and I'm too old for you, kid."
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    • Darth Maul appears. "We'll handle this." "No, Master Jedi, we'll handle this. Open fire!"
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    • "Why don't you come with us? You're pretty good in a fight, we could use you." "When do we leave?"
     
  11. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Panaka: You can't take Her Royal Highness there! The Hutts are gangsters. If they discover her...

    Qui-Gon: You're right. We'll find somewhere else.
     
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  12. Darth Eddie

    Darth Eddie Jedi Master star 4

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    *Leia's blockade runner flies overhead*

    *The star destroyer promptly blows it up*
     
  13. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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  14. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

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    Seventeen thousand... Do I look like an idiot? All of it up front or no deal.
     
  15. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    Tarkin "We will test the destructive power of this station on the planet Yavin 4"
     
  16. DLINE

    DLINE Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Haha I enjoyed that little post. What that's what I probly whould have done.
     
  17. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Borrowed from the meme thread, but it applies to the topic at hand....[​IMG]
     
  18. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    Anakin "I'm haunted by the kiss you should never have given m......wait, where are you going??"
    Padme "I'm going back to Coruscant. That's the worst pile of crap I've ever heard!"
     
  19. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Obi Wan: Luke stay with your Aunt and Uncle. I will be right back.
     
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  20. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    "All too easy."
    *Vader uses the Force to activate the carbon freezing mechanism, Luke Force jumps out of carbon freezing pit, bangs his head against the mechanism on the roof, immediately lands back inside carbon freezing pit*
     
  21. Merkual

    Merkual Jedi Knight star 4

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    "crap the Wampa took my lightsaber"
     
  22. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    Obi-Wan: Who's this??
    Qui-Gon: A Gungan named Jar Jar Binks. He IS the Chosen One. I must train him.
     
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  23. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    20th Century Fox official: No Mr. Lucas we are not funding your Space Opera....It will never make money and no one wants to go see it.

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  24. Lord D'arg

    Lord D'arg Jedi Knight star 3

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    Obi-wan - "That boy is our only hope"
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  25. The Star Wars Archivist

    The Star Wars Archivist Jedi Knight star 3

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    "You know what? No more entrance points for the Death Star. No exhausts or hangars or nothing."