SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

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  1. Bazinga'd Grand Admiral of WNU, CT, and Saga Forums

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    Chancellor Valorem: Point of order, this Gungan does not have any voting rights in this chamber....his no confidence vote is void.
  2. Thuro Jedi Knight

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    Anakin: I've dreamed of being near you, touching you.
    Padme: Listen Annie....Your a great friend but I've discovered things about myself.
    *Padme leans over and whispers in his ear*
    Anakin: Nooooooooo
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  3. Merkual Jedi Knight

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    Obi-Wan: it would be cruel to leave you like this, basically a torso in pain *kicks him gently with his foot, Anakin rolls down the bank into the lava*
  4. Darth Downunder Chosen One

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    Obi-Wan: Who is to escort Senator Amidala back to Naboo?
    Yoda: Handle that your apprentice will.
    Obi-Wan: I do not think that is a good idea Master. He is not ready.
    Yoda: Hmm right are you. Kit Fisto we will send instead.
  5. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    "I grow tired of asking this, so this will be the last time. Where is the Rebel base?"
    "Yavin IV. They're on Yavin IV. Screw it, I have this weird inner urge to be evil all of a sudden."
    "See Lord Vader? She can be reasonable. And seems oddly similar to you, might I add."
  6. The Star Wars Archivist Jedi Knight

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    Bespin-Luke tries to jump away.
    *Vader force pulls him back*
    "You're waaay to much trouble"
    *stabs luke to death with his lightsaber*
    Last edited by The Star Wars Archivist, Dec 9, 2013
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  7. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    "We're coming in too hot!"
    *Invisible Hand explodes*
  8. Darth Downunder Chosen One

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    Celebration on Naboo. Boss Nass holds a large blue exploding ball thingy above his head in triumph. As he walks to give it back to his aide JarJar trips him. They both stumble causing the ball to fall & explode on Chancellor Palpatine's head.

    ..& the galaxy lived happily ever after.
  9. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    "Sith Lords, are mesa's speciality."
  10. The Star Wars Archivist Jedi Knight

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    *Mace Windu is told Palpatine is the true Sith lord*
    Mace (running through the Jedi temple): CMON EVERYONE! KIDS, PADAWANS, MASTERS I DON'T CARE! WE FIGHT THIS PALPATINE TOGETHER!
    *Palpatine is eventually overwhelmed and is killed by the hundreds of Jedi storming his chambers*

    and

    Lama Su: Hmm, how unfortunate. You clearly do not possess enough funds to purchase a 'clone' army. Good day.
    *walks away*
    Last edited by The Star Wars Archivist, Dec 16, 2013
  11. Lord D'arg Jedi Knight

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    Qui-Gon: "My new racing pod, against the boy and his mother?"
    Watto: "You have a deal outlander."
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  12. Jarren_Lee-Saber Jedi Master

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    Actually I don't think it would have changed anything. They would still have separated Anakin from his mother.
  13. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    "No! You can't have the boy Annie, he is my slave! I-ah can do whatever I want-ah!"
    *Watto uses detonator and across Mos Espa Annie's head explodes all over Jar-Jar Binks outfit*
    "How Wude!"
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  14. I Are The Internets Force Ghost

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    Han: You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!

    Luke: I can't! My shooter is jammed!
  15. The Star Wars Archivist Jedi Knight

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    Sidious: After viewing the pros and cons, I will not condone the creation of this 'Death Star'. Back to the drawing board Tarkin!
  16. Lord D'arg Jedi Knight

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    Very true, and maybe his view on the Jedi wouldn't have changed. However, would he have taken his first steps to the dark side when he slaughtered the Tuskens if she wasn't in danger?
  17. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    [insert dirty joke here]
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  18. I Are The Internets Force Ghost

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    Han: That's...what...she said?

    Luke: **** off!

    (Yavin asplodes)
  19. Darth Downunder Chosen One

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    Tarkin: I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time. Where is the rebel base?
    Leia: Dagobah...they're on Dagobah.

    [cut to Yoda in the swamp: "NNNOOOOOoooooooo"]
  20. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    "Use the Force Luke. Let go Luke. Luke, trust me."
    "Luke, you switched off your targeting computer, what's wrong?"
    "Phew, sorry. Hearing voices. Don't worry, I can deal. Re-initiating targeting computer now closing in three...two..one...it's away!"
    "Negative, negative. It didn't go in."
    "Damn."
    "I said use the Force, you little brat!"
  21. Darth Downunder Chosen One

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    [Chancellor Palpatine delivers a holographic message]
    "Commander, execute Order...67"
    The clone Commander looks at his fellow officer, they shrug their shoulders in confusion & just go about their business.
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  22. I Are The Internets Force Ghost

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    Palpatine: You will now be known as Darth........
    Anakin:....
    Palpatine:....
    Anakin: Um.
    Palpatine:.....
    Anakin: You having a stroke?
    Palpatine:.....(dies)
  23. Mystery Roach Force Ghost

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    "With all due respect, the ambassadors for the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately."

    "No. Your presence here is not legal and will be dealt with accordingly."

    (A group of Vulture Droids promptly destroys the Radiant VII, killing everyone on board.)
  24. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    "Commence primary ignition."
    "Oh HELLS no! Not until I get that raise!"
    *Imp at primary ignition station goes on strike*
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  25. Darth Downunder Chosen One

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    Padme: I'm pregnant
    Anakin: I'm sterile!
    Padme: Yeah I know that silly. While you were away fighting I hooked up with Paulo again. Sorry Annie but he has such dreamy eyes & he's so good at guessing the names of the birds singing. You kinda suck at that. Anyway 3PO has all the divorce papers. I've gotta run. Laters!