SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

Yoda and Mace notice the camera cut to Palpatine after wondering if they killed the master or the apprentice.

 

Palpatine accidentally fries a senator in front of the Jedi.

 

LEIA: "If those guys are still out there-"
HAN: "No time to discuss this in a committee!"
LEIA: "The hell we aren't! There's always time to discuss this in a committee! Chewie, Threepio, Han, sit down at the holochess table and we'll debate this on a vote! Threepio, you can take notes."
THREEPIO: "Oh, goodness, I am programmed in protocol and exceptional note taking, your Highness."
*Chewie roars, annoyed.*
HAN: "Look, I think we need to head out of here, we certainly shouldn't-"
*The Space slug swallows the Falcon whole*

 

Yavin Four is blown away by the death star.

 

Palpatine gets bitten by a dadly mosquito and passes away

 

The gunner blows up empty escape pods for fun.

 

The Jawas reboot R2 before selling

 

*Finn dramatically tries to ignite his lightsaber... and it sputters out and does nothing.*
FINN: Oh, hell... freakin' Clone Wars era relic
*Kylo Ren decapitates Finn*

 

As cinders fly from an off screen fire, a figure huddles in darkness next to R2-D2, and places their mechanical hand on the droid's domed head.

Luke Skywalker (V/O): I have i...

SUDDENLY R2-D2 EXPLODES, AND THE MYSTERIOUS CLOAKED FIGURE IS INSTANTLY KILLED IN THE BLAST.

 

The sand crawler is running low on gas, so it stops at another homestead first and the droids are sold there.

 

I mean it is 60 something years old.

 

Sidious forgets to change into his "Palpatine" outfit and voice in the hologram transmission in TPM.

 

Palpatine sends a transmission as Sidious and Mace Windu intercepts it.

 

Tusken Raiders kills Luke

 

Han refuses to take them to Alderaan and they can't find anyone else.

 

Dooku goes for Anakin's heart, not his hand.

Padmé trips on her wedding gown and nobody catches her in time. Threepio reports that "the 50 foot drop is straight into water", but that "water" is an enormous lake.

 

Yoda doesn't catch the pillars, they fall on Obi-Wan and Anakin crushing them instantly.

 

Mind tricks don't work on the Trade Federation, so Sidious can't control them.

 

The Trade Federation wise up and decide to back out of the war

 

When Nute Gunray tries to contact Sidious, he actually reaches the Jedi Council instead.

 

When Palpatine is running for senate, instead of broadcasting his campaign ad, he accidentally broadcasts his Sith training video.

 

Anakin learns the ability to save someone from dying from Palpatine...and then kills him in his sleep.

 

Darth Plaguise dies of a heart attack when talking to Sheev for the first time.

 

Qui-Gon: "Why's that?"
Watto: "He always wins! However, I'm not betting anything on Sebulba. Whenever you gamble, Mister Jedi, you always lose."
Qui-Gon: "Wise words. Well, I hope the boy wins the race. Say, would you care to wager...?"
Watto: "No bets!"
Qui-Gon: "Dammit."

 

Sebulba wins the race.