SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

Qui-Gon: *pointing to Artoo* I will give you this droid. The boy wins, I trade it to you. Great quality, recently upgraded. It'll get you a fine price.
Watto: Eh, you gotta deal.

Years later the entire galaxy is in ruin, as Artoo wasn't there to bail everyone out.

 

Shmi decided to not let Anakin go.

 

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

*screen sticks and the rest of the movie cannot play*

 

Starwars is a commercial failure.

 

George Lucas doesn't blow everyones minds with ANH

 

Darth Plagueis accidentally sends his recruitment notice to the Jedi Council

 

SIDIOUS: "You must choose!"
WINDU: "Don't listen to him, Anakin!"
ANAKIN: "Hey, look, something shiny!"
*The Chosen One wanders off in general direction of shiny object, is never seen again*

 

Sidious: Anakin I can save her
Windu: Save who?
Anakin: My wife Padme
Windu: No one can save her from dying if it can't be helped.
Anakin: But she was in pain
Sidious: Help me, he's killing me.
Windu: Is she pregnant?
Anakin: Yes
Windu: Being in pain is normal for giving birth. It's painful to pass babies through a small hole.
Anakin pauses ignites his lightsaber and kills Palpatine.

 

Obi-Wan lands on the Kamino landing platform, and walks over to the door. The door opens, and a tall pale alien is standing there.

Taun We: Sorry, we aren't accepting deadbeat Jedi visitors. Leave now, or you and your ship will be destroyed. Do not come back to Kamino again. This is your only warning.

 

Obi Wan's friend is not their to catch him during the battle of Kamino.

 

Jocasta Nu went with Qui-gon and Obi-wan to Naboo in TPM.

When Qui-gon saves Jar Jar


Jar Jar Binks " Mesa called Jar Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant."

Qui-gon "That won't be necessary.

Jar Jar Binks "Oh, but it is. 'Tis demanded by the gods, it 'tis."

Jocasta Nu "The gods you refer to do not exist."

Jar Jar stops confused as the Jedi walk on and does not follow.

 

On the way to town, the sand storm hits sooner then expected as Jar Jar, Padme and Qui-Gon are shredded.

 

Before contacting Obi-Wan to test the midichlorian count of young Anakin's blood, Qui-gon lays the sample down and leaves the room momentarily. During his absence, Jar Jar slips and falls while walking past, hitting his head on the wall and emitting a few drops of blood into the air which miraculously land on the sample, washing away Skywalker's blood with his own.

 

Ahsoka doesn't go with Padme to Alderaan and Aurroa Sing succeeds in killing Padme during her speech at the conference.

 

Dooku to Poggle the Lesser: "Take another look at the exhaust port."

 

Padme doesn't trade Grievous for Anakin.

Anakin is killed.

 

Upon leaving Dagobah in an x-wing with a working droid translator unit, R2-D2 tells Luke everything he's been dying to tell him about his father during their whole time on the swamp planet.

Luke immediately turns the ship around and goes back to Dagobah to confront Yoda with his lightsaber drawn and ignited.

Having no lightsaber of his own, Yoda Force pushes Luke to the ground, and Force lifts Luke's x-wing again, but this time he crushes him underneath it, and decapitates him with his father's lightsaber.

Darth Vader senses a disturbance in the Force as Luke leaves the Dark Side presence on Dagobah which had shielded his location, and takes the fleet to determine what happened.

He goes to the surface, where he finds Luke's body, and discovers Master Yoda.
...and takes his long awaited revenge.

 

Anakin and Padme are blown up on the malevolence

 

162 EXT. CORUSCANT-PADME'S APARTMENT-VERANDA-PRE-DAWN

PADME: Anakin, what are you going to do?

ANAKIN looks down for a moment and then walks away from Padme.

ANAKIN: I will not betray the Republic . . . my loyalties lie with the Chancellor, and with the Senate . . . and with you.

ANAKIN turns and walks back to Padme.

PADME: What about Obi-Wan?

ANAKIN: I don't know . . . Many Jedi have been killed. We can only hope that he's remained loyal to the Chancellor.

PADME: Oh, Anakin, I'm afraid.

ANAKIN takes PADME in his arms.

ANAKIN: Have faith, my love. Everything will soon be set right. The Chancellor has given me a very important mission. I-I'm sorry . . . I really can't tell you where I'm going, or what I'm going to do there . . . without endangering it. just don't worry, OK? . . . things will be different, I promise.

They kiss.

ANAKIN: (continuing) Please, don't worry about me.

PADME: I can't promise you that . . .

ANAKIN gets into his Fighter as THREEPIO backs away.

C-3PO: (to Artoo) Well, he is under a lot of stress, Artoo.

ARTOO beeps.

C-3PO: (continuing) Take care, my little friend.

ARTOO BEEPS a good-bye, and the fighter takes off. PADME is left alone on the veranda. She starts to cry. THREEPIO comes up to her.

C-3PO: (continuing) My Lady, is there anything I might do?

PADME: No thank you, Threepio.

THREEPIO starts to move off.

C-3PO: I feel so . . . helpless.

 

what was the scenario that ended star wars?

Ahsoka fails to save Anakin before his fighter falls over the cliff and goes up into a ball of flames.

 

Anakin didn't tell Padme he was going to Mustafar. So Obi-Wan couldn't follow her to him.

 

Obi-Wan: "You must learn the ways of the Force if you are to come with me to Alderaan".
Luke: "Actually, I decided to work on my performance art. I got a big gig in Mos Espa now. I think I'll open with just yelling at the mic for 5 minutes straight."
Obi-Wan: "Huh?"
*Later, at the Mos Espa Performance Art Pow-Wow, Luke steps up to the Mic.*
Luke: (ahem) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (deep breath) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Jabba: "Hire that kid! Send him for Courscant's Got Talent!"
Luke: "Yay!"
*Later, at Courscant's Got Talent, Luke steps up to the three Judges - Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader and Droopy McCool*
Luke: (ahem) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (deep breath) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Palpatine: ".... isn't that your kid?"
Vader: "Damn, you're right!"

 

[quote uid=622139 name="Falcon" post=52726578] what was the scenario that ended star wars?<br /> <br />Ahsoka fails to save Anakin before his fighter falls over the cliff and goes up into a ball of flames.[/quote]<br /> <br />Anakin didn't tell Padme he was going to Mustafar. So Obi-Wan couldn't follow her to him.

 

<br /> <br />Anakin didn't tell Padme he was going to Mustafar. So Obi-Wan couldn't follow her to him.[/quote]
Yeah. Darth Vader probably doesn't get suited, and he kills Sheev, and becomes Emperor. Then, he either kills the twins, or raises them in the Dark Side.

Yoda loses to Sheev as before, and Obi-Wan is either killed, or runs away to exile.

Sorry for the double post...

 

Before recruiting a new apprentice, Plagueis tests his ability to keep others from dying on himself--and fails.