SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

Han dodges Ren's lightsaber (just like on Tatooine) and shoves him over the edge.

 

"Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"

Chewbacca breaks Leia's neck.

Han says, "Thank you!"

 

The jawas decide not to sell Artoo- keeping him for catering purposes.

 

I may have done this before...

Marty McFly goes back to 1955 and tells his father that he is "Darth Vader from the Planet Vulcan".

A young and unknown college student by the name of George Lucas commits suicide upon reading an early draft treatment by his classmate George McFly, of his concept for his not so groundbreaking science fiction novel "A Match Made in Space".

Neither Star Wars or Star Trek as we know them exist, nor are they ever possible to exist in any timeline Marty and Doc Brown allegedly "fixed".

Ever.

#copyrightlaws

 

I'm sure this one's been done before but...

ANAKIN: You can't kill him, Master. He must stand trial.
MACE WlNDU: He has too much control of the Senate and the Courts. He is too dangerous to be kept alive.
ANAKIN: You're right Master Windu. You are much wiser and more expeirenced than I am. Take him out.

 

MACE WINDU: I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi. The dark side of the Force surrounds the Chancellor.

YODA: Say no more, felt it too I have. Assemble a team of the most elite jedi including myself and Master Windu to confront the Chancellor we will.

 

ANAKIN: I should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over . . .

OBI-WAN: From the Sith!!! Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil.

ANAKIN: You know come to think about it you're right. I'm sorry for this whole misunderstanding master. Please forgive me. I'll also write apology letters to the parents of those younglings I slaughtered and to the families of the jedi I killed. And I'm really sorry about Master Windu.

 

OBI-WAN: Master Yoda I know it's a long shot but there's a chance that Sith could have survived after being sliced in half and falling down that shaft.

YODA: Search Theed we will. If he is alive, find him, interrogate him, and find out who is master is we must.

 

Vader: There's no need to interrogate anyone on the ship. Let's just blow it up to make sure any information about the plans are destroyed.

 

C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three...*BOOM - asteroid smashes into and demolishes the Millennium Falcon*

 

Vader: The Force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.
Luke: You're right, but I'm pretty sure this little green guy I brought from Degobah is.
Yoda: At an end, your reign is. *green lightsaber ignites*
Vader: ****!

 

VADER: Luke. You can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.

LUKE: That's actually not a bad offer. If we can get Han back, unfreeze him, and pardon my rebel friends it's a deal.

VADER: Deal.

 

LAMA SU: They're immensely superior to droids, capable of independent thought and action.
OBI-WAN: Very impressive.
LAMA SU: I'd hoped you would be pleased.
OBI-WAN: By the way, you don't have any special orders programmed into them do you?
LAMA SU: Yes we do, here's a list.
OBI-WAN: *reads the list* Ya...let's go ahead and change this Order 66 from "Kill the jedi" to "Find and kill whoever gives order 66".
LAMA SU: Of course sir. We will do that immediately.

 

VADER: Did your men deactivate the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon?

PIETT: Yes, my lord. And just in case they have a droid that could override the deactivation, we went ahead and completely removed the hyperdrive so they have no chance of escape.

 

YODA : Confer on you, the level of Jedi Knight the Coucil does. But agree on you taking this boy as your Padawan learner, I do not.
OBI-WAN : Qui-Gon believed in him. I believe in Qui-Gon.
YODA : The Chosen One the boy may be; nevertheless, grave danger I fear in his training.
OBI-WAN: OK then I guess we shouldn't train him. Forget I ever asked.

 

Anakin: R2, get us off this autopilot. It's gonna get us both kill... *BOOM - a droid ship nails Anakin's ship which plunges to the planet surface in a giant fireball*

 

HAN: Now let's blow this thing and go home!
*Luke fires the shot that will destroy the death star*
HAN: Great shot, kid. That was one in a million. I also saw a tie fighter spinning out of control. I'm going to take that one out too just in case.

 

VADER: Your powers are weak, old man.

OBI-WAN: You're right. But meet my apprentice Luke who Yoda and I have been training on Degobah since he was a baby. He's now more powerful than you ever were. Luke, come over here and take this half machine freak out real quick would ya?

LUKE: No problem boss. *whoosh whoosh* *Vader drops*

OBI-WAN: Great job Luke, now I have some bad news about your father...

 

MidKnighT, please refrain from stacking posts and spamming this thread.

 

Luke trips while going to the Millennium Falcon's cannon, hitting his head.

He doesn't stop the Tie Fighters.

 

Vader: The Force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet. By the way, I've been waiting here for months, where have you been?

Luke: Well actually, I listed to Yoda and Obi-Wan and decided to complete my training before I left so I actually AM a jedi and more powerful than you old man. Bring it!

 

Han doesn't come back.

 

Chewbacca runs into the Millenium Falcon during their escape from the Death Star to man the cannons and fires blowing Vader and his Storm Troopers Sky high.

 

LEIA: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan...

VADER: You're a part of the Rebel Alliance... and a traitor. Take her away! No wait, don't take her away. Get a transmission to Grand Moff Tarkin and let's interrogate her now.

*Tarkin on screen*

LEIA: Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash.

TARKIN: Charming to the last. Where is the Rebel base?

LEIA: *thinks for a moment* Tatooine. It's on Tatooine.

TARKIN: Set a course for Tatooine and destroy it.

*Luke looks off into the distance at two suns until the sky turns red and he is blown to bits along with the rest of the planet*

 

MidKnighT

Lol! Yeah, or they mistook "Dantooine" for "Tatooine"