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SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by HeDoesn'tLikeYou, Nov 18, 2013.

  1. PCCViking

    PCCViking Force Ghost star 10

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    Instead of firing at the fleet, the Death Star II fires at Endor.

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  2. plaidphoenix

    plaidphoenix Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Palpatine decides to use his powers for good and joins the Jedi in ridding the galaxy of the Sith.
     
  3. PCCViking

    PCCViking Force Ghost star 10

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    Grand Admiral Thrawn is in charge of the fleet in The Empire Strikes Back, instead of Admiral Ozzel.
     
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  4. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Hand of the Mod Squad and Enforcer of the Realm star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    The Directors and Screen Actors Guilds go on strike the entire 1975-1977 time period.
     
  5. PCCViking

    PCCViking Force Ghost star 10

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    The Tantive IV is destroyed before it can launch any escape pods.
     
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  6. MidKnighT

    MidKnighT Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Obi-Wan: Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough. It's your father's lightsaber.

    Luke: Oh cool. Let me see. What's in the hole here? *holds lightsaber business end up to his eye* I don't see anything in there.

    Obi-Wan: No Luke, don't do that!

    Luke: And what's this button do...*ZROOM* *Luke falls to the floor with a lightsaber stuck through his head*

    Obi-Wan: *sigh*

    Yoda on Degobah sensing a disturbance in the force: *sigh*
     
  7. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    “It’s time for the Jedi to end. It's time for the Mary Sue Order to take over.”

    Roll Credits, Rian Johnson & all that...
     
  8. Martoto77

    Martoto77 Jedi Master star 5

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    Officer: Several escape pods were jettisoned to the surface of Tatooi...."

    Vader: That's it! The plans are there. And I'm sure Obi-Wan is with them. Send a whole company of troopers down. Don't allow anything off the planet and round up anyone named Skywalker just in case.
     
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  9. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    SAW: BOR GULLET! Can feel your thoughts! No lie is safe! What have you really brought-
    BOR GULLET: Geez, Saw, will you take it down a peg?
    SAW: Hush, you!
    BOR GULLET: Oh, that's it, I am down to my LAST nerve! I'm outta here!
    *BOR GULLET crawls away but, unfortunately, bumps into Saw's many pilled up boxes of munitions and weaponry, setting off a thermal detonator and a giant explosion which destroys, Saw, Rook, the important message from Gallen, and the entire compound. When the smoke clears, only Bor Gullet remains. He turns, looks at the camera, and shrugs*
    BOR GULLET: Well, talk about a case of the Mondays, eh?
    *Wah wah wahhhhhhh*
     
  10. DarthSheev

    DarthSheev Jedi Knight star 4

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    Qui-Gon: He is the Chosen One. He will bring balance. Train him.
    Obi-Wan: Sorry Master, but I don't want to.
     
  11. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    "This door's locked. Let's break it down."
     
  12. PCCViking

    PCCViking Force Ghost star 10

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    Yeah, that never made sense why the stormtroopers would simply move on when encountering a locked door.
     
  13. ConservativeJedi321

    ConservativeJedi321 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The Jawa's wipe the memory's of all droids they capture.
     
  14. TheMoldyCrow

    TheMoldyCrow Jedi Knight star 3

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    Han Solo: Come home son, we miss you.
    Kylo Ren: Okay
     
  15. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    "Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans, and bring me the passengers. I want them dead!"
    They're the greatest military the galaxy had ever seen, yet a locked door was enough to stop them?
     
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  16. ConservativeJedi321

    ConservativeJedi321 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The Rebels make strategic use of locked doors and win the war with the empire over night.:p
     
  17. DarthSheev

    DarthSheev Jedi Knight star 4

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    Vader: Well, Calrissian, did he survive?
    Lando: Unfortunately sir, no he did not. I am sorry, but I don't what to tell you.
     
  18. darkspine10

    darkspine10 Force Ghost star 5

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    Padme: "See those columns of steam up ahead. They're exhaust vents of some kind."
    Anakin: "That'll do."

    However, it turns out that the columns of steam are actually a series of natural geysers, and everyone on the ship is burned to death by the intense heat.
     
  19. PCCViking

    PCCViking Force Ghost star 10

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    Right before Anakin beheads Dooku, Dooku says, "Palpatine is Darth Sidious." Obi-Wan and Anakin turn on Palpatine and kill him.
     
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  20. MidKnighT

    MidKnighT Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  21. MidKnighT

    MidKnighT Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  22. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Jedi Knight star 4

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    "Tell your sister... you were right..."

    Suddenly, Anakin puts Vader's mask back on and gets up, recovering miraculously. He starts skipping around the Death Star Hangar. "Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height, let's go fly a kite and send it soaring.."
    Luke starts skipping as well and joins in, "up to the atmosphere, up where the air is clear, oh let's go, fly a kite!"

    Leia come up to the Death Star and joins them. The father and his children hold hands as they skip through the Death Star hangar.
    "Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height, let's go fly a kite and send it soaring, up through the atmosphere up where the air is clear, oh let's go, fly a kite!"
     
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  23. MidKnighT

    MidKnighT Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  24. MidKnighT

    MidKnighT Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  25. MidKnighT

    MidKnighT Jedi Grand Master star 4

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