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SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by HeDoesn'tLikeYou, Nov 18, 2013.

  1. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    *INT. Padme's quarter's after the election of the new Chancellor*
    PALPATINE: I will be chancellor....
    *BAM! SAW GERRERA kicks down the door to Padme's quarters with BOR GULLET in tow!*
    SAW: BOR GULLET! Will know the truth! NO LIFE IS SAFE! C'mon, Bobby, do your thing.
    BOR GULLET: Ugh, fine.
    PALPATINE: What the?!!
    *BOR GULLET wraps it's tentacles around Palpaine*
    BOR GULLLET: That guy's a Sith Lord.
    PADME: Senator Palpatine! You're fired!
    PALPATINE: Oh, bloody hell...

    *Some years later*
    OBI-WAN: He betrayed and murdered your father.
    *BAM! SAW GERRERA kicks down the door to OBI-WAN's hut with BOR GULLET in tow!*
    SAW: BOR GULLET! Will know the truth! NO LIFE IS SAFE! C'mon, Bobby, do your thing.
    BOR GULLET: Ugh, fine.
    OBI-WAN: Now wait just a---
    *BOR GULLET wraps it's tentacles around Obi-Wan*
    BOR GULLET: He lying. Darth Vader is your father, kid.
    LUKE: Huh?
    ARTOO: Geez, I coulda told you that..
     
  2. MidKnighT

    MidKnighT Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  3. PCCViking

    PCCViking Force Ghost star 10

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    Tarkin agrees to let Krennic use the Death Star's full power on Jedha.
     
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  4. Dandelo

    Dandelo Force Ghost star 7

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    "is it in their nature to make us wait this long?"


    nope we've been here long enough, finish your drink and we will be off.
     
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  5. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    Shortly after TPM:

    Yoda: Who's been buying black robes, we should investigate.

    Windu: Good idea. I'll tell Obi-Wan to call robe-makers and ask them about their customers.

    Obi-Wan (on the phone): Who has bought black robes from you?

    Robe-maker: Palpatine bought black robes from me in (year Palpatine met Darth Maul) and he bought another right after he became Chancellor.

    Obi-Wan: Interesting...
     
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  6. 11-4D

    11-4D Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Anakin doesn't drop because he hates sand and Maul runs him over.
     
  7. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    Palpatine: You ran over my master's creation? (Force Lightning)
     
  8. PCCViking

    PCCViking Force Ghost star 10

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    Galen's sabotage includes creating a feedback on the superlaser, so when it's fired on Jedha, the Death Star actually destroys itself.
     
  9. Psych_Jedi

    Psych_Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Palpatine accidentally forwards an email to Mace instead of Maul: "10 reasons why the Jedi suck and the Sith Rule"
     
  10. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett Host, PT Interview Thread star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    They will Shock you
     
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  11. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Tfw a few of the ideas you posted here got turned into memes.
    #imsoflattered lol

    Opening of Episode VIII...

    "Nice to meet you, lady, but I'm Luuke Skywalker..."

    Sent from my SM-T580 using Tapatalk
     
  12. Jedi Knight Fett

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    Sorry your Luke is in another castle
     
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  13. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Jedi Knight star 4

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    Obi Wan: "Why do I sense that we've picked up another pathetic life form?"

    Jar Jar: "Meesa...pathetic? Ooopsie, meesa causing a little boo boo. Bye Jedi! Sorry, meesa just pathetic life form!" rages with red lightsaber, kills everyone
     
  14. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 5

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    10/10 would watch! :p
     
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  15. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    WATTO: "No money, no parts, no deal! And no one else has a T-14 hyperdrive, I promise you that!"
    WALD: "Hey, look what I just found on the street! A T-14 Hyperdrive!"
    QUI-GON: "Sweet! I'll take one!"
    WATTO: "Dammit!"
     
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  16. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    PALPATINE: "You could be the most powerful Jedi ever. Even more powerful than Master Yoda."
    ANAKIN: "Hey, why are you holding your hands like that? Why are you saying things about me being powerful?! You're a Sith Lord!"
    PALPATINE: "Dammit, that happened too early..."
     
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  17. darthOB1

    darthOB1 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I will sign your peace treaty and abide by the embargo.
     
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  18. PCCViking

    PCCViking Force Ghost star 10

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    Krennic: "All Imperial forces have been evacuated, and this weapon stands ready to destroy Jedha."
    Tarkin: "Very well. Fire at full power."

    *Jedha is destroyed before Jyn can hear her father's message*
     
  19. Psych_Jedi

    Psych_Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Yoda, while meditating, grows tired of the Dark Side clouding stuff so he walks through the cloud...

    Yoda: Senator Palpatine, is that you?
    Palpatine: Uh...um... I was meditating, and showed up in your mediation?
    Maul: You idiot, Sidious! All this hard work and you cloak our existence with a cloud?! Why not a wall...you know, something that you can't walk through!
     
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  20. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    In The Last Jedi

    GENERAL ORGANA: "They tracked us through hyperspace."
    POE: "That's impossible."
    GENERAL ORGANA: "You know what? You're right. Let's just jump again, it probably was a fluke."
    *The Resistance fleet jumps again happily away. They end up in open space.*
    GENERAL ORGANA: "Well, now we're safe, even though we're out of fuel. We'll just float here happily in the unknown until our reserves arrive."
    *The First Order fleet jumps right on top of them.*
    HUX: "Open fire!"
    GENERAL ORGANA: "Oh, heck..."
     
  21. Jedi Knight Fett

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    Last Jedi Spoilers
    Luke Decides that the Jedi do not need to end and goes to confront Kylo in person
     
  22. JDN21

    JDN21 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    At the age of 18, Palpatine meets the woman of his dreams and lives happily ever after as a functioning member of society.

    The end.
     
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  23. Jedi Knight Fett

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    That’s called how Star Wars would never start
     
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  24. JediMasterSven

    JediMasterSven Jedi Knight star 2

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    Or, in a nod to his appearance on The Muppet Show where he was Luke Skywalker and his "cousin" Mark Hamill..."Oh, I'm sorry, that's actually my cousin. I'm Jake Skywalker. I'll go get Luke."