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SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by HeDoesn'tLikeYou, Nov 18, 2013.

  1. Jedi Knight Fett

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    Lol. That’s a classic. Thanks for reminding me about it.
     
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  2. JediMasterSven

    JediMasterSven Jedi Knight star 2

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    As Luke is trying to escape with the mortally wounded Vader, a trooper notices him carrying Vader and says, "Hey! He attacked Lord Vader. Set for kiIl."
     
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  3. JediMasterSven

    JediMasterSven Jedi Knight star 2

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    And to take it further..

    Rey: What does Jake do?
    Luke: Well, he can gargle Gershwin.
     
  4. Jedi Knight Fett

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    Hi Rey. It’s nice to meet you I’m Jake,but you’ve probably already heard of all my adventures.
     
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  5. JediMasterSven

    JediMasterSven Jedi Knight star 2

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    Then during the big Crait show down, Jake Skywalker starts gargling Gerswhin while Luke escapes with the Resistance.

    Kylo Ren: I HATE GERSHWIN! IRVING BERLIN WAS BETTER!
     
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  6. Jedi Knight Fett

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    Jake: I am your other uncle and definitely the better one
     
  7. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    AHSOKA: I won't leave you! Not this time!
    VADER: Then you will die!
    *Vader advances on Ahsoka but, out of nowhere, in flies ROTTA the HUTT on a JETPACK who swoops in and flies Ahsoka away to safety!*
    AHSOKA: Stinky! Yay! Seeya later, Skyguy!
    *Darth shaking fist at sky*
    VADER: Curse you, Snips!
     
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  8. darthOB1

    darthOB1 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Where are the plans?
    If they’re not on the ship destroy it and kill everyone
     
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  9. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    "Blow that piece of junk OUTTA THE SKY!!!"
    *They do.*
     
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  10. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Rebels series finale

    Spin off series: Ezra n' Thrawn in a wacky, mismatched roommate sitcom.

    "Now, Thrawn, this paint is shows my side of the Star Destroyer, and the other half is your side, don't come over to my side, I don't come over to your side."
    "I will study your flaws, Commander Bridger, and in time, your side will be mine again."
    "Ugh, whatever. You have any leftover Space Whale meat?"
    "Just a bit. I got some pinecones here too, though."
     
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  11. ImpreciseStormtrooper

    ImpreciseStormtrooper Jedi Knight star 3

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    Jyn Erso after being released from the prison transport by the rebels knocks out both the alliance commandos and jumps for the exit.

    K-2SO catches her by the throat spins his wrist and snaps her neck.

    He drops her corpse and shrugs at Cassian. "Whoops. Force of habit. I hope she wasn't important?"
     
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  12. Jedi Knight Fett

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    Rey excepts Kylo’s offer.

    The end.
     
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  13. TripleZero

    TripleZero Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Luke: There's a meteor that hit the ground near hear, it's probably not a big deal. Meet you back at base
     
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  14. ConservativeJedi321

    ConservativeJedi321 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Holdo hyperspaces into the bridge of Snoke's dreadnaught obliterating Rey and Ren.
     
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  15. Jedi Knight Fett

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    Luke appears on Jakku and kills Kylo.
     
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  16. ConservativeJedi321

    ConservativeJedi321 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Luke acts on his original instinct to kill Ben in his sleep.
     
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  17. Jedi Knight Fett

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    Kanan decided to try to save himself and they all die, thus Thrawn defeats the Rebels on Lothal and then on Yavin.
     
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  18. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    *Int Raddus bridge*
    HOLDO: "We're the very last of the Resistance But we're not alone. In every corner of the galaxy...the downtrodden and oppressed know our symbol...and they put their hope in it. So if you see the First Order, run out there and kick them in the teeth!!"
    EVERYONE (Especially Poe): "Yeah!"
    *Later on Crait as Luke goes out to face down the First Order*
    FINN: "It is one man against an army. We have to help him, we have to fight."
    POE: "You're right! Like Holdo said, if you see the First Order, got out there and kick them in the teeth!"
    EVERYONE: "Yeah!"
    POE: "C'mon, BB-8! Lead the charge, buddy!"
    *The scrappy Resistance members charge out of the gate, guns blazing, and the First Order AT-AT's cut them to shreds*
    *In. AT-AT*

    KYLO: Well, that was easy!
    HUX: Skywalker is still around.
    KYLO: Ah, who cares, I'm hungry.
     
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  19. Jedi Knight Fett

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    The dice lands on Shmi.

    The end
     
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  20. Darth_Accipiter

    Darth_Accipiter Jedi Master star 4

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    Rather than opt for assassination, the Neimoidians send a Super Tactical Droid to negotiate with the Jedi over Naboo. In a matter of seconds, the droid calculates the best compromise in which all parties are aptly satisfied.
     
  21. PCCViking

    PCCViking Force Ghost star 10

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    TC-14 doesn't uncover the fact that the ambassadors are Jedi, so Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are quickly able to "convince" the Viceroy to back down.
     
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  22. Blobofat

    Blobofat Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    VALORUM: The point is conceded ... will you defer your motion to allow a commission to explore the validity of your accusations?
    QUEEN AMIDALA: Yeah ok.
     
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  23. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    The Sith species kills the Jedi Exiles
     
  24. TheCloneWarsForever

    TheCloneWarsForever Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    AHSOKA: I won't leave you! Not this time!
    VADER: Then you will die.
    AHSOKA: (rolls eyes) Fine. If you're going to be like that...
    (triggers a remote and blows up the temple.)
    .
     
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  25. Blobofat

    Blobofat Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    QUI GON: Dioxis!
    OBI WAN: Flame thrower!
    QUI GON: Bear traps!
    OBI WAN: Sub machine guns!
    QUI GON: Flame throwers!
    OBI WAN: Trandoshan mines!
    NUTE: Leave them in their for a month

    THE END
     
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